NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 17

• Another December another Cowboys loss what's new. If your not sure of the temperature outside check to see how the Cowboys played and it will let you know how you need to dress for the day. 12 years of this shit. This is some Baltimore Oriole shit going on here with the losing. Chan Gailey, Dave Campo, Barry Switzer, Bill Parcells, and Wade Phillips. One Big Ass Tuna and Four Dumb Ass Buffoons. Same results no playoff wins in 12 years.


• I'm not going to talk about X's and O's yet. I'm going to tackle the issue of heart and character. You either have it or you don't and you can't fake it, because it will show. Remember in Baby Boy when Jodie and his partner were beating down the fools that stole his ALAZE. They banged the shit out of everyone except for the last dude, because he didn't flinch when they went to hit him. All of his partners were on the ground crying and he knew he was going to get fucked up , but he stood tall because he had heart. It didn't stop his from getting his ass beat with a belt, but he earned points because he didn't back down because things weren't looking good for him. I look at this Cowboy team and I see know heart or character. Who the fuck is the emotional leader? This is football not the fucking debate team. Any organization lacking leadership is doomed to fail from the start. That mutherfucking bitchass Tony Romo was quoted as saying " It's not the end of the world. It's a sporting event. If this is the worst thing that's going to happen to me I have lived a good life". Man shut the fuck up. Even former Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton called you a Bitch and said you need to grow a pair. Where is Troy Aikman when I need you?.When the so called leader of mine team sounds like an extra on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy you know there is a problem. No disrespect to Homo nation or whatever the fuck your calling yourselves now a days. If Peyton Manning had played the way Romo has played for the last month, he would have gave back his salary and issued an apology for his terrible play. This would never have happened to Tom Brady. This is the same mutherfucker that headbutts his lineman when they block for his ass. Hell with emotion like that I want to block for his ass too. Romo and that aw shucks, golly gee wilbur attitude with that shit eating grin on his face needs to become a leader and tell everyone on that team to shut the fuck up and play. The only person who argues with a Franchise QB is a misinformed bastard like T.O. who believes his needs are above the crews. Like Adrian told Rocky when he wanted to fight the Russian "YOU CAN'T WIN." No player on a team would dare go after his starting QB, because just like fucking the bosses daughter it can lead to early unemployment. Memo To Homo I Mean Romo: Study tapes of Manning and Brady not Eli and get tougher. Rent a copy of Boyz n the Hood and goddammitt grow some facial hair. Do whatever it takes to lead this team and hopefully you will earn yourself some street cred along the way.


• Did you see Derrick Mason against us last week. He knew how big the game was and no matter what he was not going to let a little thing like playing with one arm stop him. That's playing with heart, character and a sense of urgency. Derrick Mason leads by example and the Ravens Defense respects him emensely. There is no greater compliment that I can give a player than that.


• The definition of the word Character-The combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person,group, or thing from another. The Cowboys have plenty of character, just not the type you would want on your football team when it has no real leadership. The Bulls won with Dennis Rodman , because Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen kept his ass in line. Do whatever you want off the court( dress up like a bitch, fuck Carmen Electra, even wrestle for WCW), but don't fuck our money up on the court. Rodman knew where the power lied and he conformed. Where as in San Antonio a team with no real leader, but a bunch of good guys(David Robinson and Sean Elliot) he acted like a Buffoon and showed his ass off. That's how T.O. is with us. Because we have no leadership, he acts like a buffoon on and off the field and he gets away with it. Jerry Jones is like Spawn. He must have made a deal with the devil when the Boys won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years, because he signs every ass clown, Buffoon, murderer, jay walker, and malcontent he can get his hands on. T.O.,PACMAN JONES, AND TANK JOHNSON were sopped up like gravy with a biscuit as soon as they were out of work. Outside of Making It Rain 101, and How to Avoid Jail Time When You Committ a Felony what the fuck do Pacman and Tank Johnson bring to the table. What the fuck is Tank's real name? His mother didn't name him that shit. They bring nothing to that fragile ass lockeroom and I'm apalled at the lengths Jerry will go to try and win. That lockeroom is filled with overpaid mutherfuckers who are being led around by T.O. and can't think for themselves. There is nothing wrong with giving someone a second chance as long as there is a support system around them and they realize that they get no more chances.


• Right now the only players I would keep are Demarcus Ware, Barber, Jones, Chioce, Whitten,Creyton,Ratliff, James, Roy Williams(safety),N. Folk, McBriar. That's it. A LB, 3 RB'S,TE,WR,MLB,S,K, and P. Everyone else can go to Hell.


• Fire Wade Phillips and make him the defensive coordinator. Bring in Bill Cowher. Can you imagine if Flozell Adams jumped offside on 3rd and inches? Cowher would grab his facemask and let his ass have it and you know spit would be flying all in his face, because that's how Bill Talks. Then for the next five minutes he would have that growl on his face and Flozell wouldn't dare jump offsides again. This team needs discipline and leadership from their head coach and I know Bill Cowher is to intelligent to come here and coach for an owner that can't shut the fuck up. Also Jason Garrett should have taken the Ravens job, because he has been getting called out lately. T.O. and now Romo has questioned the gameplan and playcalling done by yourself. Funny I never here Big Ben calling out his offensive coordinator. Peyton never calls his coordinator out after a bad game neither, but then again he would be calling out himself. The bottom line is and this is the Damnest bottom line that I have ever bottomed line. Those who ignore their history are doomed to repeat it. T.O. and Romo are buddies with Jerry Jones and therfore they are above the crew. Remember the Steelers game when Choice and the D played their asses off and Romo sucked. Who got criticized? Remember the Ravens game same scenerio. Who got criticzed and who didn't? When Romo fucks up repeatedly and Jones says nothing about him. T.O. calls out everyone including the ball boy and doesn't get reprimanded for it. Look at Bellicheck wrong and that's your ass. Robert Craft New England Pat's owner doesn't call up Matt Cassell and say if Randy was giving more effort we would have won. Robert doesn't call Brady a bitch for not playing with his injury, but that's the type of ownership I have in Texas. A GODDAMN SHAME.


• Now onto the game. 44-6 in a game with your season on the line. Didn't the Deadskins hold the Eagles to 3 points last week in a similiar situation. Terrence Newman said the Cowboys are the most talented team in Football. See it's that type of over inflated dumbass thinking that has the Boys in trouble now. Just because you go to the Pro Bowl, doesn't mean your great. I talk to Bill Parcells this morning and I reminded him of something he said three years ago. He told the world be careful of annointing Romo as the next and he also warned us that there would be days like this. Romo has used up his benefit of the doubt collaterall with me after blaiming his turnovers on poor protection and a whack ass scheme. Not his inaccurate ass throwing. Did you see Benedict Reid leading the the Fans in singing the Eagles fight song.? Bradie James got into an altercation with a fan yesterday, because the fan had a sign that said Cowboys have no heart and Wade Phillpis is an embarrasement to the Star. First of all the fan was not lying. Second he should have went after the The Eagles and his teamates with that type of agression. We might have played better and looked like we gave a fuck. Tell Pacman just go out of bounds when 10 guys surround you on a punt, all the shucking and jiving in the world won't free you up stupid. 5 turnovers. Whatever happened to protecting the ball? One last thing what the fuck did we kick a field goal in the 4th quarter down 41 points for. Was it a momentum thing to get us back in the game. I know I would feel better if I was down by only 38 compared to 41.


• I heard Big Ben got fucked up and suffered a concussion. I know people at home are saying why can't that be Hines Ward.


• Indy Colts 12-4. Peyton Manning is my MVP. This is the only team capable of beating the Ravens. Could another Super Bowl be in their future. Don't bet against the real Manning, I wouldn't.


• I really wanted Brett to make the Playoffs and shove it in the Packers face. In a private moment he shared with me last night he said he made have thrown his last pass in the NFL. We have heard this from Brett before, but this time he seemed at peace with himself. Anyway the NFL will never be the same without the original Gun slinger from the Bay.


• From Worst to First. No one saw this shit coming. The Tuna is no joke. They called him a fool for getting rid of Jason Taylor. Second guessed him for his choice of head coaches and for getting limped armed Chad Pennington as his starting QB. 11-5 and a date with the Ravens is his gift for this suprised turn around. When asked about Ray Lewis The Tuna replied he would look awfully good running this D. Don't be suprised if the Dolphins go after Ray hard and make him an offer he can't refuse. What Hurricane can turn down playing in Miami for the right price? That's like Kanye West actually hitting a note. It's not going to happen.


• The Giants might actually repeat. Ain't that some shit and without Plaxico. With that D and a healthy Jacobs don't bet against it. If the dfensive coordinator for the Giants doesn't get any job offers in the offseason, I will be pissed. Get his ass away from them.


• If Brian Billick can get fired then so can John Grudden. 9-4 leading your division and then you loose 3 straight games and your D falls apart. Is anyone calling for his head. I guess that's what happens when you coach in Tampa Bay instead of New york, Dallas or Philly. What does Tampa do well anyway?


• As much as I admire McNabb. I hate Bennedict Reid and those Eagles. You will probably win, But I hope your team gets fucked up Rafiq.


• I am now officially rooting for the Ravens in the playoffs. Deal with it mutherfuckers. That D is without a doubt top notch and the offense is producing.


• Norv Turner and the Chargers have heart. 4-8 and you win 4 straight and make the playoffs after all that scrutiny. That's impressive. But what else would you expect from a Jimmy Johnson disciple. Except for the ring who has been the better QB Eli or Rivers. I know that's like saying except for her face who is better looking Hale Berry or Esther Rolle(FLORIDA EVANS FROM GOOD TIMES). I'm just saying Phillip Rivers put up some impressive numbers this year and unlike Eli he can actually carry his team. LT has not performed at all this year and his his best years are probably behind him.


• How do you go 11-5 not make the playoffs and do your best coaching job of your career coming off an undefeated season. Ask Bill Bellicheck the best coach in all of sports. That's right I said it. His team is always focused and prepared and they never make excuses. They loose argubly the best QB in the game and continue to play well. The Boys loose their QB for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose. When Cassell struggled no one said shit. Brad Johnson Struggled and his own coach was counting down the days until Romo came back. In Bellicheck system No one man is above the crew. AMEN


• I was exchanging text messages with Marshall Faulk when he let it slip that he wouldn't mind coaching the Rams. I told him to stick to his day job, but this is something that he has been thinking about for a while. Working with the NFL Network gives him access to film on everyone and much like Triple H he has become a student of the game. A modern day Cerebral Assassin so to speak. Don't count him out when the Rams begin thier pusuit for a headcoach, but word to the wise Kurt Warner and Isaac Bruce ain't there brother. Don't do it.


• Thank You Detroit for making history. 0-16 . The Greek Philospher Socrates once told me IT IS BETTER TO HAVE LOSS ALL OF YOUR GAMES THAN TO HAVE JUST LOSS ONE. Losing builds no character.


• You heard it hear first. There is a good chance that all four road wildcard teams will win this weekend. Atlanta,Baltimore, Philly and the Colts.


• The High Five or should I say The Elite Eight:


• 1)NY GIANTS 12-4 THE GMEN KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN IT ALL


• 2)TENNESSEE TITANS 13-3 CAN KERRY COLLINS LEAD THIS YOUNG BUT TALENTED BUNCH


• 3)INDY COLTS 12-4 PEYTON MANNING NUFF SAID


• 4)BALTIMORE RAVENS 11-5 WHEN KNOW THEY HAVE D BUT WHERE THE HELL DID THAT O COME FROM. THAT'S SOME SCARY SHIT


• 5)CAROLINA PANTHERS 11-5 CONSISTANTLY GOOD ON BOTH SIDES, BUT I DONT TRUST THE QB


• 6)PITTSBURGH STEELERS 12-4 HAVE TO GET THAT SWAGGER BACK. NO DOUBT THE TOWELS WILL BE OUT


• 7)ATLANTA FALCONS 11-5 ROOKIE QB AND I STILL LIKE THEM


• 8)MIAMI DOLPHINS 11-5 DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE TUNA


• Coach of the Year Tony Sporano


• MVP Peyton Manning


• Defensive Player of the Year Ed Reed


• Rookie of the Year Matt Ryan


• Offensive Player of the year Drew Brees


• Buffoon of the Week:


• Jason Richardson for leaving your man wide open for the game winning three to double Tony Parker who obviously didn't want to shoot. The look on the Daddy's Face after the game was over was priceless. The Daddy is Shaq to yall clueless mutherfuckers.


• The Real Buffoon is two time nominee and future Hall of Famer Jerry Jones. This mutherfucker had the audacity to say the coaching staff will remain intact and there will be know real changes. Hey Sam what do they put in the drinking water down there, because this mutherfucker is dillusional. Either he is in denial or he is smoking that pure 100% uncut Columbian shit. 9-7 and and that fucked Eagles squad makes the playoffs over you with probably half your payroll. Your a BUFFOON for having a brand new stadium that costs 1.5 billion dollars and putting that whack ass product out there to play in it. I guess your selling point will be come out and see the Cowboys it can't get any worse. or at least were not the Orioles. I know that's low. Send in your nominees for Buffoon of the week. I will let you have a say next week.