NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 16

• First let me start off by saying Happy Holidays and Merry Xmas to all of you and I hope the new year brings you peace and happiness. To those of you who are not Deadskins fans or Eagles fans I wish your teams the best of luck in the playoffs. Sorry Rafiq, but I hate yall motherfuckers. Especially Andy Benedict Reid. Deadskins fans well you know why I hate your fucking team, so deal with it.


• Now that I got the compliments out of my system on to some real shit the Low Down. By now we have all seen that debacle in which the Ravens embarrassed my Boys and officially shut down Texas Stadium. The effort the Cowboys gave was fucking embarrassing and someone should pay for this. Wasn't this game played in prime time, with Prime time himself calling the game. MICHAEL IRVIN,EMMITT SMITH,ROGER STAUBACH,TROY AIKMAN,MOOSE JOHNSTON,NATE NEWTON,RANDY WHITE,TOO TALL JONES,DREW PEARSON,JAMES WASHINGTON,JAY NOVECK,TONY DORSETT, and a host of others were there to celebrate and close out Texas Stadium right. Unfortunately Suger Ray, Ed Reed, and Terrell Suggs didn't get the script and they fucked up our homecoming of sorts. The D played well for 56 minutes and then they gave up the two biggest runs by visitors in Texas Stadium history. Memo to the D. If you want the respect that the Ravens get stop fucking jumping offsides every third down and make a play at the end when it counts. One more stop and we had a chance to win that game.


• I blame you Tony Romo for this loss and the season that could have been. I'm tired of defending your ass, because your making me look like Anonymous ,stupid as shit. I told my boy Brad Piff this a while ago. Tony Romo is in the early stages of becoming a crack head, but not in the way you are thinking. Have you ever seen a mother on crack raising a family? She has all the best intentions in the world and she actually loves her children, but she loves that glass dick too and that keeps her from being the best mom that she could possibly be. She says all the right things and promises to change her ways, but nothing changes and when you really need her you can't count on her. That's Tony Romo. Can you imagine Tom Brady,Peyton Manning,Jason Campbell, or Kyle Bowler admitting they weren't prepared and couldn't figure out what the Ravens were doing. (JASON CAMPBELL AND KYLE BOWLER THAT WAS A JOKE)That's what the leader of the Boy's said on National TV. What the fuck does he do all week? Play old 98 degrees Cd's and asked Jessica did Nick ever hit it like this. From a leader this is unforgivable and this why they say when December comes and the game is on the line Romo will fold up like a cheap suit. He over threw or under threw receivers all day and looked clueless while facing the number two ranked defense in football. Sound exactly like the way he played against the Steelers doesn't it. Sensing a pattern yet. Romo puts up nice numbers, but he is not a winner. Until he acts like a leader and plays well down the stretch in my book he will always be POOKIE to me. HAVING THE BEST INTENTIONS, BUT ALWAYS LETTING HIS TEAM DOWN. I can hear him now "Yo Romeo that shit be calling me man, It be calling me. G-MONEY saying"You high ! I ain't no fucking fool, you 5-0. Kill this motherfucker. Yo Romeo come get me!


• I have a couple of problems with Wade Phillips. Harbough had his team pumped and they pulled out all the stops including a fake field goal run and the most shocking thing a What you talking about Willis McGahee sighting. I thought the Ravens were the home team and we had already clinched home field advantage by the way we were playing. No emotion, No sense of urgency, No execution, that is on the head coach. Can you imagine a Jimmy Johnson led team playing that way? Hell no. Too many times this year this over paid team has underperformed and guess what Wade Phillips it's your fault. How many times are you going to allow Romo to be looking one way and the ball gets snapped and it's like ol shit he just hiked it to me. Or it's 3rd and 5 and Flozell has a false start and it becomes 3rd and 10. You get the picture. Wade you are supposed to set the tone for your team. Bellicheck wouldn't put up with this shit, but then again he has rings and you don't. To paraphrase Romo there is always next year. Wrong dumb ass Garrett is waiting to take your job and you are giving Jerry the ammo to fire your bitch ass.
• Jerry Jones what the fuck are you doing? You have an open door policy with your players. No wonder they do what they want to do. You allow that shit. You enable this I am above the crew attitude. This is how you divide a locker room. I think you love drama, because your the same motherfucker calling out The Barbarian and questioning his manhood. Let your coaches do their job and concentrate on business. What the fuck was Romo doing telling you he wasn't prepared for The Ravens game. He should be talking too Garrett or Phillips not you. Would you tell your ex girlfriend that your woman needs help sucking dick and then expect that shit too change. Hell no we call that Andy Reidism. Laying blame elsewhere instead of working the situation out properly. Memo to Jerry stay out of grown folks business and let your personnel do their jobs.


• Can anyone tell me why we signed Roy Williams? Next to Todd Heap he is the most expensive decoy in the league. 6'5-225 and we don't even throw him a jump ball. He could have made history and stayed in Detroit for all of this. BULLSHIT


• I have to apologize to Titans fans for doubting your team after that ass whupping your team gave the Steelers . I especially enjoyed Mr. White for dancing on the terrible towel. Payback is a bitch Omarr Epps ain't it.


• I guess the karma Gods are looking out for the Chargers. Beat the Broncos and the division is yours. After all the injuries and last second losses Norv may actually get to keep his job.
Fuck this up and I turn my back on you.

• Hey Lions Man down. Go out there and don't handle your business. Just remember don't change a thing continue playing uninspired ball.Turn down your intensity out there and don't have fun. I'm counting on you to do the wrong thing and just give up. GIMMIE 0-16.


• Hey Packer fans it could be worse you could still have Brett and be playing for the division title. Hope that Aaron Rogers thing works out for you guys.


• I said a couple of weeks ago I thought the Tampa Bay Bucs were most overrated team in the league and look at them now. One more loss and they are out of the playoffs. That's why you play to win the game. Losing to my Boys when Brad Johnson was the QB, should have cost you your job. If you don't make the playoffs think about that shit all offseason. That shit could lead to drinking or smoking that stuff . Be careful Gruden.


• Once again Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan look they were bred to play QB. Drug test these motherfuckers please they can't be rookies.


• Peyton is my pick for MVP. His team is 11-4 and no one talks about them. That's the ultimate sign of respect. That type of record is expected of the Colts and that's because of Peyton. Peyton called me the other day and apologized for cancelling our interview segment. Tony Dungy gave them two days off, but he needed to study film of the seniors that are coming out in the draft to prepare for them next year. He also planned on looking at every single throw he has made this year so that he can see if he gives away the fact that he is throwing the ball because of his arm actually moving forward and the ball leaving it.


• Never knew Brandon Jacobs was the end all, but the Giants have no mojo without him. They are going to be tough to beat with home field advantage, but someone will. I can't have these motherfuckers repeating at any costs. Someone do my bidding for me. Remember Eli you are no Archie and you damn sure are not Peyton. By the way what is Plaxico doing while he is on vacation. Probably asking PacMan what does a black man with money, fame, and fortune do right after getting in trouble with the law. MAKE IT RAIN BABY!
• Do you think Brett Favre has been a success in New York? I do he single handily made Jets Ball relevant again. Without him THE MANGENIUS Eric Mangini would have been criticized all year and blamed for the Jets failures. He improved one franchise and destroyed another one.
• Memo to Romo stop impersonating Brett. As goods as Brett is he only got one ring, because he was a little too reckless. You have too many weapons to be fucking my money up all the time.
• Herm Edwards just resign and go into broadcasting, because it is going to end ugly. If not for the Lions we would be talking about your asses. By the way here is a trivia question. For a million dollars and you have one minute: Name the Chiefs starting QB,HB, AND THEIR TWO WR'S!
• Sources tell me the Browns are looking at dumping Phil Savage and Romeo Cremell for Bill Cowher if he wants total control. I texted Bill this morning and he said he has never been happier. He has enjoyed the time he gets to spend with his family and it has to be the perfect situation for him to return to the sidelines. I don't think he really wants to coach against the Steelers twice a year, because he really respects the Rooney family.
• Look for the Niners to keep Mike Singletary as head coach for at least another season. He has brought back respect and dignity to the 49ers organization and a formal announcement could come as soon as the season is over.
• Where will Matt Cassell end up next year? While in Boston attending a New Kids On The Block concert I bumped into him and asked him about his future. He wants to return to the Pats , but his stock will never be any higher than it is right now. Did you know that he backed up Carson Palmer and Matt Leinhert at USC and that he never started a single game in college. He credits Pete Carroll for his maturation and for helping him prepare every week as if he was the starter. He said it is a joy backing up Brady, but when he saw the contact Teixeira signed with the Yankees he started daydreaming about what it would be like to be a full time starting QB in the NFL. I wished him the best and he promised to call me when he finally makes his decision.
• Buffoon of The Week:
• All you dumb ass motherfuckers who actually believed we had a shot at signing Mark Teixeira. As long as the Yankees exist no player is exempt from signing with them. This just in the Yankees have offered Lebron James 500 million dollars just because they can. Mark Teixeira and his agent played you all and you let them. He said he wanted to come home and you believed him. That just drove the price up and he used the Orioles as leverage. He never wanted to come to Baltimore. Would you? Let's see AROD,JETER,GIAMBI,PESADA,C.C, and the Orioles counter with you know The Wire was filmed here right. Why won't you come here and save us from two decades of losing and put asses in the seats. That's only like asking you to walk on water, or find a cure for aids. For that reason and that reason alone you are all buffoons.
• The High Five:
• 1)TENNESSEE TITANS 13-2: Showed the world why they shouldn't be slept on.
• 2)NY GIANTS 12-3: Road to the Super Bowl goes through The Meadow lands
• 3)INDY COLTS 11-4: Battle tested and time proven. Like a Duracell battery.
• 4)PITTSBURGH STEELERS 11-4: Is luck running out on the Steelers
• 5) CAROLINA PANTHERS 11-4: One more loss and you are a 5th seed
• GAME BALLS: P. MANNING, D. BREES, C. PENNINGTON, C. BENSON, M. CASSELL, P. RIVERS, C. WARD, W. MCGAHEE, L. MCCLAIN
• Don't blame Donavan for that loss to the Dead skins. His receivers dropped passes all day and he deserved a better outcome. Get out of Philly while you can. You say you want to come back. Your like a Battered house wife that is afraid to leave her husband. She has beaten on for so long she doesn't feel like she deserves better. That's you Donovan they blame you for everything and they want you out. Leave and never come back.
• I'M OUT LIKE EVERY TEAM NOT NAMED THE YANKEES!