Is this the man you want leading your franchise? I got rid of Bill
Parcells for this. Do you know what Wade and myself have in common? Neither one of us have won a
mutherfucking playoff game and unless I start coaching soon I don't see that shit changing. I don't really blame Wade though, because we already knew he was a buffoon. I blame that glory hog egotistical buffoon Jerry Jones that put my franchise in this position. We are picked to finish last in our division and when I look at the lack of leadership on the Cowboys I might have to agree. A head coach that has never done shit, an offensive
coordinator who should have been coaching the Ravens but he considered himself to good for that shit, an owner that swears he can coach,draft,sign free agents, design stadiums,play the role of commissioner, start at QB and be the face of the franchise, and a QB who whenever he looses says let's just go get them tomorrow. What the fuck is this Hazard County with Jerry Jones playing the role of Boss Hog, Wade Phillips stars as Roscoe
Beaco Train and Jason Garrett stars as the
innocnet buffoon
Cleatus. I know it is only the preseason, but I had to get that commentary of my chest.
- I watched the Pats the other night playing against the Deadskins and Tom Brady has not missed a beat. They look like a well oiled machine and they were playing without the white midget Welker. I want to see the team that can stop that shit at full strength. Did I add that they have Fred Taylor, Randy Moss and Joey Galloway all at 100% capacity. You know I don't like the dick riding but there are a lot of teams out there that need to get the Vaseline ready because you will be taking it up the ass if Brady and Bellicheck have anything to say about it. 17-0 two years ago GOD HELP US ALL.
- While I'm on the Patriots is it just me or have Tom Brady and Peyton Manning switched places over the past couple of years? Tom Brady is putting up numbers and setting records and Peyton Manning is being crafty and doing whatever it takes to win games. Funny how a receiver in his prime Randy Moss and receiver on the decline Marvin Harrison can change a teams outlook on things.
- Until Vick actually plays a game and is reinstated stop asking me about his impact on the Eagles and the NFC.
- If Andy Reid is successful at making Vick a pocket passer Kyle Bowler,Tavarus Jackson and Kordell Stewart should be first in line for lessons.
- Adrian Peterson is the best back, the second best back and the third best back in football. Name me the next best back not named Peterson.
- All is quiet on the T.O. front. Don't you all wish he was still in Big D. Let's see what his impact will be in Big B this year.
- You know what this all you are getting right now. Me and my crew will be bringing you the Low Down coming soon to network TV. We are in negotiation with a major computer network outlet and I will let you know when it is finalized.
- I'm out like Plaxicos's NFL career.
Is this the man you want leading your franchise? I got rid of Bill Parcells for this. Do you know what Wade and myself have in common? Neither one of us have won a mutherfucking playoff game and unless I start coaching soon I don't see that shit changing. I don't really blame Wade though, because we already knew he was a buffoon. I blame that glory hog egotistical buffoon Jerry Jones that put my franchise in this position. We are picked to finish last in our division and when I look at the lack of leadership on the Cowboys I might have to agree. A head coach that has never done shit, an offensive coordinator who should have been coaching the Ravens but he considered himself to good for that shit, an owner that swears he can coach,draft,sign free agents, design stadiums,play the role of commissioner, start at QB and be the face of the franchise, and a QB who whenever he looses says let's just go get them tomorrow. What the fuck is this Hazard County with Jerry Jones playing the role of Boss Hog, Wade Phillips stars as Roscoe Beaco Train and Jason Garrett stars as the innocnet buffoon Cleatus. I know it is only the preseason, but I had to get that commentary of my chest.
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