NBA LOW DOWN OPENING NIGHT

1. Did you see that BITCH ASS Paul Pierce crying when he got his ring last night. What the fuck was he crying for? He is a millionare, gets paid for something we all do for fun, or is the fact he fucks different bitches every night in a different city. I wish my life was that fucked up. Boston will not repeat as champions.
2. The Lakers may well be the deepest team in the NBA. If Odom accepts his role as the 6th man the sky is the limit. The only player on the Lakers with no game is Luke Walton. Portland was the just the first victim and Brandon Roy you are not on Kobe's level.
3. Portland I will believe the hype when I see it. They are already calling Oden a bust and it's just been one year. SAM BOWIE, BILL WALTON, ARVIDAS SABONIS, AND GREG ODEN. What is it with Portland big men and bad wheels?
4. The New Orleans Hornets I want to see them do it again. They are talented, but now they are the favorites. Totally different expectations now . They can't sneek up on anyone now.
5. The Daddy says it on and he is going to bring a title to the valley of the sun. Iam curiuos to see how the team that used to be the youngest, but now is one of the oldest does this year. You fucked up Shaq when you left Kobe.
6. The Spurs are really going to suffer without Manu. Let's see Duncan perform with only one other star. Then we will see just how good he is.
7. Everybody thinks the Rockets are the best team in the west yeah OK. Has McGrady gotten out of the first round yet.
8. Queen James has enough talent on his team to win now. He has Ben Wallace(the best defender on the planet), Big Z, Wally Z.,Boobie Gibson,Mo Williams and a collection of shooters. He was one quarter away from beating the Celtics, so stop talking about his lack of help. For the record he is the second best player on the planet.
9. Watch out for the Grizzlies they are my sleeper team. Yeah right.
10. Remember when Vince Carter used to dunk.
11. Remember when AI used to cross bitches up.
12. Remember when Sacremento was good.
13. What happened?
14. Only half of the teams in the NBA make money. Thank A PIMP NAMED STERN FOR THAT.
15. THE HIGH FIVE
16. 1) LA LAKERS
17. 2) BOSTON CELTICS
18. 3)NEW ORLEANS HORNETS
19. 4)UTAH JAZZ
20. 5) DETROIT PISTONS