NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 5

1. The Cowboys are 4-1 right now and they should not be happy. With the exception of not running the ball against the Deadskins I don't have a problem with the offense. The EFENSE on the other hand has sucked. That's right there is no D in Dallas. Jimmy Johnson and Bill Parcells would not have put up with shit. The Boys should have blown the Bengals out and sent a message to the league that they were upset about being dominated by the Deadskins. Instead they play like it's their birth right to win. They haven't won shit in years and if they keep it up Wade Phillips will only have himself to blame. He needs to tell T.O. to shut the fuck up, Romo needs to tell Jessica Simpson to shut the fuck up, and Phillips needs to tell the Efensive Coordinator to step the fuck up.
2. Even though I hate those bastards the Deadskins continue to impress. All of their remaining games against the NFC EAST are at home and they have an easy schedule coming up. If I see that Dumb Ass Eastern Motors commercial again where Portis, Randle El, Moss, and Campbell are tossing around those goddamn footballs I'm going to cancel my Satellite subscription and take up hoola hooping. I know there time is coming. They can't continue to play mistake free football. Only Tom Brady and the Pats can do that.
3. What the hell was Sage Rosenfels thinking in the Colts / Texans game. For those of you don't know he plays for the Texans. Sage tried his Air Jordan impersonation and tried to leap over a tall building in a single bound and got fucked up and fumbled. Somewhere Kyle Bowler was laughing his ass off and saying this fool is worst than me. THREE TURNOVERS IN 3MINUTES LED TO 21 UNANSWERED POINTS IN THE SAME TIMESPAN IN THE 4TH QUARTER AND THE COLTS WON. This is why the Texans will always be the Texans.
4. Can you remember the last time a team returned two punts for a touchdown and still loss. Just ask Reggie Bush and The Saints. The Vikings overcame those plays and won the game. At least Reggie is still banging Ray J's ex Kim Kardashian. As much as I want to say something I'm going to leave the punchlines to you.
5. Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald are the best 1-2 punch in the NFL. The Cowboys better be ready for the Cardinals potent attack.
6. Adam Pacman Jones got into a fight with his bodyguard at a Dallas Hotel Wednesday night. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that like slapping the shit out out the guy at King's Dominion who operates the roller coaster before he fully straps your ass in. Dumb ass move. What the fuck do you argue about with your bodyguard at 1:30 in the morning? If you can answer that question then you must be a shady ass individual.
7. For the second straight week Andy Reid wanted to prove his toughness and run the ball at the goaline instead of using Donavan Mcnabb legs to win the game. Brady and Manning would never stand for that and neither should Donovan. He is not Trent Dilfer. Andy trust your QB the Ravens, Chiefs, Vikings and Raiders wish they had one.
8. Don't look now , but the Packers are 2-3. Brett who?
9. What's more impressive The Giants and Titans being undefeated or the Dolphins beating the Patriots and the Chargers back to back? The Pats and the Chargers played in the AFC championship game last year.
10. Michael who. Matt Ryan is playing like a veteran and the Falcons have looked pretty good. They went into Lambeau and came out with a victory. Not many veteran QB'S can say that.
11. Finally there was a bad call in the Ravens Titans game. Tsizzle was called for illegal hands to the helmet penalty and he clearly hit Collins shoulder. That being said the Ravens Defense had 11 plays after that to keep the Titans out of the end zone. The Ravens said they loss the momentum. Momentum is only as good as what happens the play after that. The Steelers had the same thing happen to them against the Jaguars,except on the very next play they sacked the QB and forced them to punt. Two different games. The same scenario. Two different results. Momentum had nothing to do with it. One team made a defensive stop and won and the other team didn't and they loss. That simple. Get over it.
12. I'm out like Lou Pinella and the Cubs.