THE NFL LOW DOWN NOV.4TH

• POOR QB PLAY. NO RUNNING GAME. OFFENSIVE LINE NOT BLOCKING AT ALL. DEFENSE NON EXISTENT. OWNER ALWAYS ON CAMERA. TALENT OVERRATED. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT! HOLD UP I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BOYS I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DEADSKINS WHACK ASSES. COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER FRANCHISE AND IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS AND THE ROCKS SAYS MILLIONS OF NFL FANS. CLINTON PORTIS FOR MVP YEAH RIGHT BITCH. JASON CAMPBELL WITH NO RUNNING GAME LOOK LIKE BRAD JOHNSON. WELL NOT QUITE THAT BAD , BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. THE STEELERS EXPOSED YOU IN YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE SECOND RATE FRANCHISE THAT YOU ARE. BEFORE YOU GUYS RUN MOUTH NEXT TIME ABOUT YOUR GREATNESS REMEMBER THAT'S WHY YOU PLAY THE GAME. FUCK THE DEADSKINS AND THEIR FANS. TAKE THAT MUTHERFUCKER AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
• Now on the Low Down. I know I know my team sucks right now. OH THIS JUST IN JASON CAMPBELL HAS JUST BEEN SACKED AGAIN BY JAMES FARRIOR. THAT SHIT IS JUST FUNNY. The giants defensive line is flat out ridiculous. The pressure that they put on your QB without blitzing is not fair at all. Where is my congressman when I need him? Do your job Sheila Dixon and have them mutherfuckers investigated and drug tested. No Strahan, no Umenyiora, and they still perform that's some unadulterated bullshit. I want their defensive coordinator, better yer their defensive line coach as my head coach. Their secondary and line backing core could be the worst in the league, but you would never know with the pressure their front four puts on you. Eli is good but not that good. He had three turnovers against my Boys and his Defense bailed him out. When you only have to cover for three seconds your defense is going to be good. I want to play the Giants with my starting QB . Then we will really see whats causing all this.
• With all the talent on the Boys How in the hell do we not have a capable backup QB. Did you see Byron leftwich last night. I should have had him on my team not Brad Johnson, or Bitch Bollinger. Right about now I would take Donte Cullpepper's big ass. See this is what happens when your GM is also your head coach and your owner. I blame your ass Jerry Jones for this unforgivable sin. You can kiss my ass.
• The Steelers are the most resilient team in the NFL. Their head coach Omarr Epps never lets them get down on themselves and they are always prepared. I have always said there are three teams that blitz and everyone knows this, but still can't do anything about it. They are the Steelers, the Ravens and the Eagles. They let players leave and replace them with guys that play hard and buy into the system. Here that shit Jerry Jones. It's about the name on the front of the jersey not the back. I know the Titans are undefeated, but I think the Steelers are the best team in the AFC.
• Comeback yeah right. The Ravens can't even spell that shit. A sign of the Apocalypse perhaps. The world is about to come to an end. I have seen it all now. A black President(hopefully), O.J. in jail, Devil Rays in the World Series, Knight Rider and 90210 back on TV, NKOTB reunited, Brett Favre a JET, Titans undefeated, sunny as shit in November, snow in April and the Ravens come back after being down 14. Unless Tony Banks made a comeback some fishy shit must be going on. The Ravens could be down three in the 4th qtr and we knew the game was over. I think Rudy T. Said it best "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HEART OF A CHAMPION". Ray Lewis's will to win is second to none. Here that Demarcus Ware. It's about more than talent. Ray makes his teammates better and you can't put a price tag on that. Sorry Bart Scott, but your days are numbered. T Sizzle and Ray are going to get that money and I think your gone. Ozzie pay them dudes what you owe. Joe Flacco looks like the real deal as a rookie now get him some play makers and make that thief Heap give back some money. Mason do what you do and Rice give the boy his due. The Ravens with Offense. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL SCARY!
• Derek Anderson not starting is bullshit. NO KELLEN WINSLOW, NO JUREVICIUS, NO STALLWORTH, OFFENSIVE LINE PLAYING POORLY AND BRAYLON EDWARDS DROPPING PASSES WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THROW TO HIMSELF. Good luck Brady Quinn your going to need it. Hey Romeo starting getting your resume ready. I hear the Raiders have an opening for a yes man. Jerry might hire you too.
• Titans undefeated. I HAVE NO COMMENT.
• McNabb does what he does better than anybody. Throwing for three hundred yards and winning. Who is his fucking receivers? Can you imagine him with talent? OH yeah with T.O. he went to the Superbowl. Stop waisting his talent and get him some players.
• Game of the week GIANTS VS EAGLES. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT EAGLES DO MY BIDDING FOR ME. LET'S GO TO JB FOR ANOTHER HIGHLIGHT JASON CAMPBELL IS SCRAMBLING AND POLAMALU OUT OF NO WHERE JUST BLOWS HIS CHEST OUT AND CAUSES A FUMBLE. NO MIKE CALL IT WHAT IT IS HE JUST GOT FUCKED UP. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON NATIONAL TV. YOU SAW THAT SHIT JUST LIKE I DID. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. NOW BACK TO THE LOW DOWN
• THE HIGH FIVE
• 1) TENNESSEE TITANS - BALL CONTROL, DEFENSE, AND GOOD GAME MANAGEMENT= UNDEFEATED
• 2) NY GIANTS-BEST DEFENSIVE LINE IN FOOTBALL CARRIES THAT TEAM TO GREATNESS
• 3)PITTSBURGH STEELERS- THEY BRING IT WHEN THEY HAVE TOO. #1 D IN THE LEAGUE
• 4)CAROLINA PANTHERS- ANY TEAM WITH STEVE SMITH HAS A CHANCE. DID I SAY HE WAS THE BEST WR IN THE LEAGUE
• 5)WASHINGTON DEADSKINS- ONLY BECAUSE YOU PLAY IN THE BEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL
• Don't blame Wade Phillips for the Cowboys losing. He doesn't play offense, defense or special teams. He doesn't coach the offense or defense or special teams. What the fuck does he do?
• The Colts beating the Pats just didn't have the same feeling. Without Brady it's not the same when they loose. It's like they have a built in excuse when they loose so it looks like they are always playing hard regardless of the outcome. That said the Colts should have blown them out. Imagine the Colts with no Manning. Brady and the Pats would have fucked them up. No questions asked. It was nice to see Bellicheck fuck up and burn all his timeouts. Brian Billick says that's what you do when you have no offense.
• First Half Awards
• MVP-THERE IS NO CLEAR CUT CHOICE SO I CHOOSE RAY LEWIS
• COACH OF THE YEAR- JEFF FISHER
• ROOKIE OF THE YEAR- MATT RYAN
• DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR- RAY LEWIS
• OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR- CLINTON PORTIS
• I'M OUT LIKE THE DEADSKINS ON MONDAY NIGHT MUTHERFUCKER