Monday, November 24, 2008

NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 12

  • I am starting off this week with some shit I have to get off my chest about that Bitch named Andy Reid. You told me ,the city of Philadelphia(which is a fucking cess pool of degenerates who have about as much class as a prostitute selling ass on North and Long ) and anyone else listening that Donavan McNabb was your man no questions asked. Then why did you pull that bullshit that you did Sunday. With your team trailing 10-7 at halftime you benched McNabb and put all of the blame for your team's poor play on him. In all of my years of watching football I have never witnessed some shit like that. That's the motherfucking Raven's defense not the Chiefs Bitch. I saw Romo throw 5 picks last year on Monday Night Football against the Bills and not get yanked. I saw Peyton throw 6 picks against the Chargers last year and his coach said nothing to him. Yet Andy Reid saw fit to not only embarrass Donvan McNabb by taking him out of the game, but put all of the blame for the Eagles poor play on him. What do you think everyone is talking about today? The lack of offensive talent on the Eagles or Donovan being the problem. I know what your doing Andy and it's fucked up. Your trying to save your job and shift blame from that whack ass front office of yours. Instead of getting Donovan some play makers you go out and sign Asante Samuels a motherfucking corner in the off season. You need corners on your team like we need four more years of Bush in office. Donvan over the years has had the pleasure of throwing to All Pro receivers like Todd Stinkston, James Trash, and future Hall of Famer Freddie Mitchell. Plaxico Burress, T.O., Roy Williams, Jason Whitten, Santana Moss, Chris Cooley. That's who Manning, Romo, and Campbell get to play catch with. The one season Donovan had T.O. YOU WENT TO THE SUPERBOWL DUMB ASS. Do the fucking math. Donovan your a better than me , because Favre, Peyton, and Brady wouldn't put up with the bullshit. Andy Reid bitch ass has you throwing the ball 50 times a game. Who does he talk too about his offensive game plans Mike Martz? Andy Reid should be drug tested, because he is fucking delusional. Tell his dumb ass that's not Fitzgerald and Bouldin your throwing too. I can't even name Donovan's fucking receivers outside of Westbrook. Raven's fans even sympathize with the parts McNabb has to work with. One last thing Bitch. I like the way you threw that game yesterday, by putting that buffoon in that was your backup. You must have had a lot of money riding on that shit. If Donovan was struggling what the fuck was that bitch going to do. Notice I don't even bother using his real name I just call him a Bitch, because well he just is. Andy Reid eat a dick up till you hick up. Donovan you can play for me anytime as long as the game doesn't go into Overtime. Remember there is a such thing as a tie. Just joking Donovan.
  • Memo to the Dolphins and the 49ers: DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE IT'S A SEQUEL. The demise of Moss and T.O. was greatly exaggerated. Both of these teams single covered these guys and paid dearly. T.O. repeatedly burned Nate Clemens(70 million dollar man). I guess in this recession 70 million ain't what it used to be and Moss toyed with the Dolphins corners. T.O. 213 yards receiving and Moss 125 yards receiving and 3 touchdowns. With the game on the line only Steve Smith can be mentioned with these two.
  • The Jets 8-3 are the best team in the AFC. Say it ain't so. They whupped the Titans fraudulent asses in their building. I'm going to say it again Brett actually makes his teammates better. With Brady out it could be NEW YORK AGAINST NEW YORK in the Super Bowl
  • If it wasn't for bad luck Norv wouldn't have any at all. The only thing he hasn't loss yet is his dignity and he will probably loose that at the end of the year. One more defeat in the last minute of a game, I think Doctor Phill's phone will be ringing a lot this week. How do you keep your head up and continue playing after these kind of losses. I personally wouldn't think any less of you if you said enough of this bullshit and just quit.
  • Matt Cassel is going to make a lot of money next year, but buyers be ware. Ever heard of Scott Mitchell or Jeff Blake. These guys were one year wonders who never amounted to anything. Whoever gets Cassel remember this. You won't have that protective agency called the Patriots front line blocking for him and protecting his ass for him. They are the only line in football that doesn't hold ,falsetart , or jump offside. No one including Bush has this kind of protection watching his back. And when you sign him remember you don't get Bellicheck or Moss. It's not a motherfucking package deal. So it is not going to look the same. Don't buy that analog TV looking for a HD picture. You will be sorry.
  • Ed Reed is a bad motherfucker. Neck injury or not he is the best play making safety in the league. When he picks off a pass he is always thinking to score. That shit must be in his con tract, because if you are about to tackle him he will just lateral it to another teammate and start blocking for him. 108 yard return that's just sick.
  • PACMAN JONES IS A FUCKING BUFFOON, THAT SHOULD NOT BE WEARING COWBOY GEAR. IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN TWO OTHER BUFFOONS THAT I KNOW OF WHO ARE ON HIS LEVEL. ONE BEING ISIAH RIDER. IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW RIDER PLAYED FOR THE TIMBERWOLVES, THE BLAZERS, THE HAWKS, AND HE HAD A CUP OF COFFEE AND GOT A RING WITH THE LAKERS. HE HAD MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF US WILL EVER SEE IN OUR LIFETIME. SO I GUESS YOUR SAYING TO YOURSELF WHAT MAKES HIM A BUFFOON. HE BELIEVED IN KEEPING IT REAL. REAL DUMB THAT IS. RIDER GOT ARRESTED FOR USING ILLEGAL CELL PHONES. THIS MOTHERFUCKER MILLIONAIRE STILL THOUGHT HE WAS BROKE AND OUT ON THE CORNER HUSTLING. HE COULD HAVE BOUGHT SPRINT WITH HIS SALARY INSTEAD HE CONTINUED TO SELL DRUGS AND LIVE THAT LIFESTYLE THAT'S WHY HE IS A BUFFOON. THE OTHER BUFFOON IS LATRELL SPREWELL. YOU KNOW HIM BEST FOR HIS STARRING ROLE IN IS LATRELL REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH. HE CHOKED HIS COACH BECAUSE HE YELLED AT HIM IN PRACTICE. THAT'S NOT EVEN WHY HE IS A BUFFOON. THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL HIS GM THAT HE COULDN'T FEED HIS FAMILY WITH THAT 7 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR CONTRACT THEY WERE OFFERING HIM. I WOULD LAUGH AT THAT SHIT EXCEPT HE WAS FUCKING FOR REAL. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE FEEDING HIS FAMILY AND NOW HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OUT THERE IN SOCIETY RESPECTED BUT BROKE THAN A SUMBITCH. PACMAN, RIDER, SPREWELL BUFFOONS FOR LIFE!
  • Is it just me or does the Sunday night game seem more exciting than the Monday night game. When I was growing up MNF was the place to be, but now it seems like Sunday night is the more happening game.
  • THE HIGH FIVE
  • 1) NY GIANTS 10-1
  • 2) NY JETS 8-3
  • 3) TENNESSEE TITANS 10-1
  • 4) PITTSBURGH STEELERS 8-3
  • 5) TAMPA BAY BUCS 8-3
  • MVP BRETT FAVRE
  • GAME BALLS GO TO: RANDY MOSS,MATT CASSEL,T.O., ED REED,TONY ROMO,MICHAEL TURNER,CLINTON PORTIS AND ADAM VINATIERA
  • I'm out like Andy Reid's word.

6 comments:

sonsei one said...

Good points made but, McNabb for all his skills cant seem to manage the big game. He always makes some form of mental mistake. That's what seperates him from the great quarterbacks (Brady, Mannings (both brothers), Warner, Rothleisberger)

No one is perfect but you have to come up big in the BIG GAME at least once. McNabb always finds some way to fuck up. He couldn't quarterback for me. Sorry.

Unknown said...

I agree I just think Eagle management has done a bad job of getting him playmakers and a running game. Elway as good as he was didn't win until he got Terrell Davis and some playmaking receivers like Rod Smith. Your right McNabb needs to come up big in a big game

Brad Piff said...

Nice entry.

But is it just me...or is Tampa Bay the wackest 8-3 team ever? Who the hell have they beaten?!

That couldn't beat you with Brad Johnson!

SMH...

Unknown said...

I know that's why it pained me to put them 5th. The Cowboys or the Ravens should have went 5th. I don't know what they do, but they are in that wack ass division.

Anonymous said...

Some info for you.

When the regular season is over, the Redskins will still be playoff bound. I hope them Cowgirls make it. Part 3 will be a classic, pal. Right?

Wrong! Just another Cowgirl butt fuckin, and I'm not your pal, Mutha Fucka!

Unknown said...

Yo Anonymous I think you need some anger management classes. I can understand your frustration because your team sucks, but blame Snyder not me.