Things That Make You Say HMMMMMM....

• Now that a black man is President of the U.S. who the fuck do we refer to as the MAN and the leader of the coalition to keep the brother man down? AND ON A SIDE NOTE WHAT ARE JESSIE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON GONNA BITCH ABOUT NOW.hmmmmmm
• Why is that no matter how much fucking money you got in the bank? You still get nervous as shit every time you use your ATM card. You stand there whistling Dixie and shit praying that shit goes through so you don't have to take that long ass walk of shame back to your car and tell the cashier hold that shit for me I will be right back. hmmmmmm
• I recently heard that Screech from Saved By The Bell is fucking stray bitches and selling tapes of that shit. What's next Bud from the Cosby Show on the corner selling that shit? Whitley from a Different World turning tricks and sucking dicks. hmmmmm
• What kind of PACMAN JONES shit we got going here in Baltimore? I heard two teachers got there ass whupped today by their students because one of them had been disciplined earlier. So whip the ass of somebody that's here to help you. What kind of world do we live in? FUCK YOU PACMAN! hmmmmmmm
• Have you seen D.L. Hughley's show on CNN. That shit is terrible. That's why the man(Obama is not in office yet) won't put us on network TV. Flava Flav's sitcom, the Magic Show, Keenan Wayan's Talk show, Wayne Brady Show and Homeboy's From Outer Space are examples of shitty ass television shows, but they should not be held against us in our efforts to be on TV. Oprah you helped Dr. Phil's white ass help a brother out. hmmmmm
• Is just me or does Kanye Titter sound like a broke ass Storm trooper on his new CD. Motherfucker sounds like a Cyclone from Battlestar Galatica and you thought Keith Sweat was whining. Shut the fuck up and give me my hip hop Bitch if I want singing I just get The Jonas Bros or The Naked Boys Band. hmmmmm
• Is putting Baltimore on the front of the jersey enough to get me back down Camden yards. Hell no! It just let's the average person know where that sorry ass team resides at. The Orioles brain trust thinks this type of shit hides the stench of loosing and that I will now gladly give them my money. Motherfucker please. hmmmm
• What the fuck are they putting in that gas. Maybe it's just me but I'm still paying the five for gas. Instead of paying 60 dollars once I'm paying 30 dollars twice just as often. What kind of crackhead shit is this. I heard someone say they are enjoying the gas prices, so go out and get it. Fuck am I suppose to do buy it and store that shit in my freezer. This is some bullshit. hmmmmmmm
• Robert Kelly recently said he has 16 and 17 year old friends, but he's not fucking them. I will give him the benefit of the doubt. I was recently up Walbrook Junction about 2 in the morning and I brought some crack just to be neighborly not to smoke that shit. Nigger please. hmmmmm
• I read where Michael Vick blew through 17 million dollars in two years. Fuck was he buying space shuttles,countries, better yet did he buy people. 17 million in two years he should have had the shit smacked out of him and then locked his dumb ass up for failure to have common sense. He also didn't pay taxes. What the fuck is up with black people and taxes? IRS AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH ASK WESLEY SNIPES AND TEDDY RILEY TWO NEW JACK SWINGING MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WISHED THEY HAD PAID FIVE. HMMMMM
• I'M OUT LIKE LEBRON JAMES IN CLEVELAND.