NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 3

Let me start off by saying I have no love for the city of Cleveland, the people of Cleveland, the Cavs, The Indians, The Browns, Geronimo, Queen James, Shaq, your pets, the air you breathe,the food you eat or that buffoon coach of yours Eric Man Genius Mangini. The Man Genius has proven that just because you hang around a winning organization doesn't mean that you know how to run one. This man has about as much loyalty as an unfed and caged up pit bull. He went to NY and ratted out his former employees to the league office. Way to show loyalty and not burn any bridges dumb ass.The Man Genius makes Gmoney and Bishop from Juice look like honorable law abiding citizens. Shout out to Star Scream. He is now in Cleveland and his team wants to play for him about as much as Oprah really wants to marry Stedman. The Man Genius came into town with his balls in his hands demanding respect because he was the one with the magic stick. One of his first acts was to fine a player $1500 for taking a bottle of water from his hotel suite without paying. What kind of a jerk does that? Does your teacher in school fail you if don't turn in your homework? Do your parents disown you if you don't clean your room? Do you get locked up if you shoot yourself with an unlicensed gun by mistake while shaking your ass in a NY night club. Shout out to Plaxico. OK bad example but you get the idea. Come in and get to know your players first, weed out the trouble makers and get the best players to buy into your message. If your best players are on board ten the rest will follow, but what do I know. I just right blogs. Now lets get to the Low Down.

• UPON FURTHER REVIEW:
• Upon further review football is back in the state of Florida. It's just not the Seminoles or the Canes. It's the USF. Doesn't that sound like something Jerry Lee Lewis should be hosting a telethon for or at best a generic football league that plays it's games on the Oxygen channel. If losing to this team doesn't get Bowden out of Florida St. nothing will.
• Upon further review not naming your starting QB until the night before your game does not confuse your opponents it only shows your lack of confidence in your existing QB'S. Shout out to the Man Genius.
• Upon further review I didn't think a man with a hamstring injury could out run a defense, still run a 4.3 40 and do flip and split in the end zone after scoring. Shout out to Deshawn Jackson of the Eagles.
• Upon further review the Deadskins are worst than I thought. Albert Hayneswoth ( THE 100 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) apparently earns 33,000,000 a tackle and right about now Jim Zorn looks like Anna May after Ike told her to just sing the damn song. Battered , bruised and all fucked up. Daniel Snyder take him out to pasture and put him out of his misery. Shout out to Old Yellow.
• Upon further review The Colts don't play the role of Hollywood prostitute to well. Everyone picked The Titans to win the division and Indy was an after thought, but don't look now but Peyton has them running on all cylinders and looking good. Rolling over and laying down is not in the Colts job description. Shout out Karren Steffans AKA Superhead
• Upon further review the Steelers without Polumalu is like New Edition without Bobby Brown. They both still look good , but you know there is something missing. Shout out to the Brown Bomber
• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN:
• STOCK UP JOE FLACCO- Anytime you throw for 300 yds and in Baltimore and no one says anything. Your Good
• STOCK UP CARSON PALMER- The game winning drive against the Steelers and those two 4th down conversions are confidence builders for the season.
• STOCK UP NY GIANTS- You handled your business in Tampa Bay like Steven Sagal in Marked For Death. You came into town fucked up the bad guys and left with no bruises. You guys didn't even pack bags. You wore your uniforms on the plane to Tampa and left the same way.
• STOCK UP VERNON DAVIS-I guess all it takes is for your head coach to tell you to get the hell off his field and then you play up to your potential.
• STOCK UP TASHARD CHOICE- He is good and he is 3rd string.
• STOCK UP GREGG WILLIAMS- He has finally brought some assemblance of defense to the Saints.
• STOCK UP BRETT FAVRE-After all this time the old man still has it. Haynesworth that is how you earn your money.
• STOCK DOWN REDSKINS DEFENSE- I'm embarrassed to put yall here because that would be admitting that you actually had positive stock.
• STOCK DOWN TERRELL OWENS- Zero catches for the first time of your career. I got my popcorn ready for that shit.
• STOCK DOWN ERIC MANGINI-There was more fight going on in that lockeroom than there was on the field Sunday.
• STOCK DOWN JaMarcus RUSSELL- The QB with the child barring hips has to go.
• STOCK DOWN LARRY JOHNSON- Already hit the wall at the age of 30.
• STOCK DOWN TENNESSEE TITANS- Still hungover from that lost to the Ravens in the playoffs last year
• WHAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 3:
• I learned that Romo can actually manage a game. Now do it when it counts against the Big Boys.
• I learned that the Ravens have a mean streak and no compassion in their heart for buffoons. Lay down and they will fuck the shit out of you. Shout out to the Browns.
• I learned that the media protects certain players. After playing pathetic for a half Tom Brady lit into his team for their performance. If that was T.O. he would have been called selfish and would have been told to shut up and perform.
• I learned that when you have rushed for 200 yards a game the last two weeks. You should not be throwing on 2nd and 1 and 3rd and 1. Shout to Jason Garrett.
• I learned that unless you are Hines Ward crack back blocking motherfuckers you are seen as not giving 100% out on the field when you are playing wide receiver.
• I learned that at 3-0 Denver Broncos don't hate their coach the way Cleveland does even though they could have. Shout out to professionalism
• I learned that the Browns are now on the clock for the first pick in the 2010 draft.
• I learned that if the Ravens beat New England they will be a force to be reckoned with.
• I learned that even though that was KC if I was Donovan I would hurry up and get healthy quick. Korn on the Kolb does not look bad.
• I learned that MNF sucks and That Sunday Night Football needs Madden back.
• I learned that America thinks Flacco is better than Romo.
• THE HIGH FIVE:
• 1) NY GIANTS 3-0: The EPMD of football. STRICTLY BUSINESS.
• 2)BALTIMORE RAVENS 3-0: Already printing playoff tickets
• 3) INDY COLTS 3-0: Tony ? Marvin ? It is all about Peyton
• 4)MINNESOTA VIKINGS 3-0: If AP is off Brett is there to back him up
• 5)NY JETS 3-0: That Rex Ryan Kool Aid must taste real good.
• FANTASY PLAYER OF THE WEEK:
• PEYTON MANNING 24/35 379 YDS AND 4TDs
• QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
• I asked Coach Harbough about trying to run the score up against the Browns during Sunday's 34-3 victory. The Ravens were up 31 pts late in the 4th quarter when Flacco attempted a long pass down field. Coach Harbaugh asked me if I remembered the Houston Oilers Buffalo Bill playoff game and I said I do but that has nothing to do with you, because the Browns had already quit. He said your right they did lay down like a Louisiana ball massager but this was pay back for constantly trying to keep Art Modell out of the Hall Of Fame even though he left the city of Cleveland their name and those ugly ass colors. Until they let Art Modell be I will continue to victimize those motherfuckers.
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• First let me start off by saying that there were many candidates for Buffoon of the week. A true Buffoon knows that before he commits the act of Buffoonery that no good can come from his actions. Somehow his Buffoonish tendencies overrides his common sense and he convinces himself that his actions are normal. When in fact they are buffoonish. Junior Seau as you can see by the pictures up above committed this vile offense known as Buffoonery. He should have a sign outside of his house alerting his neighbors that he is a buffoon and that they should be careful when coming in contact with him. One question for you Junior what the fuck was you thinking when you stood there in your three point stance weaponless taunting a fucking bull. I think you listened to one to many Bellicheck speeches thinking you could win that battle with a shoulder high tackling technique. I'm pretty sure Momma Seau is beaming with pride knowing that her College graduate, Hall of fame bound son has been reduced to playing with bulls for a buck. Thanks Junior for this Buffoon moment.
• Now the true Buffoon of the week:
• Delonte West:In case you haven't heard when last seen Delonte West was rolling down Chocolate City on his three wheel bike armed with two handguns and a semi automatic bazooka shot gun much like the one Jessie the Body Ventura had in Predator strapped to his back. Where the fuck was Delonte headed Baghdad or Beirut? Tank Johnson and the DC sniper wants to know the answer to that one. Who travels this way other than Rambo? This motherfucker is a shooting guard for the Cleveland Cavilers not a a vigilante crime fighter in Gotham City. Haven't we learned anything from Plaxico? If you have to go anywhere strapped for battle it ain't worth it. Using a gun that requires the help of two people just to hold your bullets tells me you had dangerous intentions on your mind. You guys saw Predator you know how big that shit is. The fact that your freckled face ass thought you could ride through Chocolate City armed like Dirty Harry and get away with it makes you my BUFFOON OF THE WEEK.
• I'M OUT LIKE LAMAR ODOM'S COMMON SENSE.
• PS THAT THROW THAT BRETT MADE WAS ONE OF THE BEST PLAYS I HAVE EVER SEEN A QB MAKE AND THAT RAY LEWIS TACKLE WAS THE GREATEST DEFENSIVE PLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN. TWO WEEKS IN A ROW WITH THAT KIND OF ACTION. HOW DO YOU TOP THAT?