Friday, May 29, 2009

Letter's to Romeo

  • Hey Romeo, I'm tired of the criticism giving to the master of panic Stan Van Gundy. His leadership qualities in tuff times should never be questioned and I would be Proud to play for this man anytime. Yours Truly,George Bush,Enron, and The Captain of the Titanic
  • Dear Romeo, Dahntay Jones and the Nuggets have been labeled thugs unfairly and I don't think they have gotten away with anything. Signed Orenthal James Simpson
  • Hey Igromo, Who do Kobe and Lebron think they are? You have to put your time in and become the best before you are allowed to travel and get phantom foul calls in your favor. Sincerely yours Michael Jeffery Jordan
  • Yo Romeo, The defense that the Magic are playing on Lebron James thus far has been excellent and I wouldn't change a thing. Keep up the good work Stan. Signed Don Nelson and Mike Dantoni
  • Hey Rome, I want to congratulate Mike Brown on winning coach of the year and good luck in two years when you are looking for a job. Signed Avery Johnson and Mike Mitchell
  • Dear Igromo, Derek Fisher's shot looks a little off, but I just want to encourage him to keep firing away and eventually they will drop. Signed AI,World B. Free, and John Starks
  • Yo Romeo, How does Jay Z do it? He has a bad ass wife at home, but yet there has been reports of him being seen with other women. I just don't get it. Sincerely yours Eric Benet
  • Romeo, Who is Bob Huggins? Signed THE SWEET 16
  • Hey Romeo, Double teaming a player goes against every principle of old school. What are the Nuggets trying to against the Lakers actually win the series. Signed Craig Ehlo,Byron Russell, and Dan Maherle
  • Dear Romeo Igromo, I take offense to all of this the NBA is fixed like wrestling talk. We have the up most integrity and we fully believe in all of our teams. It doesn't matter to me who plays in the finals as long as Kobe and Lebron are on their teams. Signed David Stern
  • Romeo, Kobe Bryant look real tired at the end of game 3 in Denver. A couple laps around the track and a good diet would help him with his stamina and endurance. Signed Rubben Studdard's personal trainer
  • Thanks for the letters. I'm out like Little Kim's breasts.

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