GAME 6 LAKERS VS NUGGETS PHOTOS

Hope you got enough bait to last you a lifetime, so you can enjoy fishing with Lebon and his Cavs this summer mutherfuckers. Kobe got to hug La La. Lucky Bastard.

Letter's to Romeo

• Hey Romeo, I'm tired of the criticism giving to the master of panic Stan Van Gundy. His leadership qualities in tuff times should never be questioned and I would be Proud to play for this man anytime. Yours Truly,George Bush,Enron, and The Captain of the Titanic
• Dear Romeo, Dahntay Jones and the Nuggets have been labeled thugs unfairly and I don't think they have gotten away with anything. Signed Orenthal James Simpson
• Hey Igromo, Who do Kobe and Lebron think they are? You have to put your time in and become the best before you are allowed to travel and get phantom foul calls in your favor. Sincerely yours Michael Jeffery Jordan
• Yo Romeo, The defense that the Magic are playing on Lebron James thus far has been excellent and I wouldn't change a thing. Keep up the good work Stan. Signed Don Nelson and Mike Dantoni
• Hey Rome, I want to congratulate Mike Brown on winning coach of the year and good luck in two years when you are looking for a job. Signed Avery Johnson and Mike Mitchell
• Dear Igromo, Derek Fisher's shot looks a little off, but I just want to encourage him to keep firing away and eventually they will drop. Signed AI,World B. Free, and John Starks
• Yo Romeo, How does Jay Z do it? He has a bad ass wife at home, but yet there has been reports of him being seen with other women. I just don't get it. Sincerely yours Eric Benet
• Romeo, Who is Bob Huggins? Signed THE SWEET 16
• Hey Romeo, Double teaming a player goes against every principle of old school. What are the Nuggets trying to against the Lakers actually win the series. Signed Craig Ehlo,Byron Russell, and Dan Maherle
• Dear Romeo Igromo, I take offense to all of this the NBA is fixed like wrestling talk. We have the up most integrity and we fully believe in all of our teams. It doesn't matter to me who plays in the finals as long as Kobe and Lebron are on their teams. Signed David Stern
• Romeo, Kobe Bryant look real tired at the end of game 3 in Denver. A couple laps around the track and a good diet would help him with his stamina and endurance. Signed Rubben Studdard's personal trainer
• Thanks for the letters. I'm out like Little Kim's breasts.

The Low Down "PLAYOFF EDITION" volume 2

By now you guys know what I think about Lamar Odom, but I am going to put my feelings about him in perspective one more time. I love his game and his versatility. I think his skill set for a man his size is unprecedented. With that being said I know Lamar Odom is afraid of success. With his skill set Lamar Odom should be a star on the Lakers, but he loves not having the burden of carrying a team on his back day in and day out. He sees what Kobe goes through daily and says fuck that I want to make my money, have fun, make my money, have fun and make my money. Now here is who Lamar Odom really is. Asking Lamar Odom to perform at a high level night in and night out is like a having a one stand with a fine ass bitch that you just met hanging out on the corner up near Walbrook Junction without using protection. Oh yeah your going to get some short term satisfaction(when you bust that nut), but the prospects of ointment treatment, bozack injections and painful pissing out way that shit. To summarize this shit for you.Lamar Odom is what he is. Recognize what you are going to get with him, don't depend on him for shit and always prepare for the worse. He is that fat ass chick with a blazing body that has DNA from every body's bozack that she has ever sucked living in her jawbone. Is that someone you want to make your wife. Hell no. Keep that shit in perspective. Now on to THE LOWDOWN.

• All of a sudden 66 wins,8-0 through the first two rounds,the reigning MVP and Coach of the year mean absolutely nothing. I hear Lebron has no help and that Mike Brown is a Buffoon. I will not defend the Cavs because I don't give a fuck about them, but I will say this. I'm throwing my chalk in the air, clapping my hands together and bearing witness to them being down 3 games to 1 motherfucker.
• Who would you rather start your franchise with if you had a choice of anyone in the NBA. Naturally I would choose the Black Mamba, but we are talking about the future so I would choose Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard looks like the son of Jerrell and he can dominate the paint on both ends of the court. I don't want to hear that shit about his lack of post moves and his free throw shooting. The man throws up 20/20 games like Tyler Perry makes House Of Payne episodes. It happens nightly.
• To all of you bandwagon jumpers of the Orlando Magic. STOP THAT DICK RIDING! With the exception of the round moon of buffoon Charles Barkley,Reggie Allowishus Miller and Bradd Piff NO ONE gave the Magic a snowballs in hell chance. At most you guys had the Magic winning one game and fishing with the Hawks and Pistons. I heard people saying celebrate your win over the Celtics, because your season is over. Herm Edwards told me over cocktails last night that's why you play to win the game.
• I think Derek Fisher is really hurting and having vision problems since rocking Scola's world with that devastating shoulder block last series. Derek my recommendation since it is obvious you are seeing triple it shoot at the rim in the middle.
• To me Rashard Lewis is the new Mr. Big Shot.
• As I write this the Magic have erased a twenty point deficit to take the lead by five. I'm bearing witness.
• The NBA doesn't know what it means to be discreet. Those Kobe and Lebron puppet commercials are funny, but it' so obvious that is the match up A PIMP NAMED STERN wants.
• George Karl said bad officiating cost his team Game 5 and that they should be winning the series. Let's see Jones trips Kobe no call , Carmello clotheslines Kobe two free throws,Chauncey dropkicks Ariza while driving to the rack defensive foul on Ariza and Jones shoves Kobe from behind while he is driving for a dunk no flagrant called. Hey George get Gary Williams new instructional video HOW TO INBOUND THE BALL 101 and then I will listen to your ass.
• Hey Shack Stan Van Gundy said he remixed your freestyle that you cut on Kobe last year and it's called tell him how that Lake trout taste while you and Steve Nash are out there fishing.
• That dunk Odom had on the Bird Man last night was vicious. I think it took all of that swagger and cockiness out of his ass too. It's hard to look manly with another man's nuts on your neck riding your back like my little pony.
• I'm watching this game and I have one question. How do you get your shot blocked by a man named Boobie.
• Is it just me or does Dahntay Jones look like Hoopz from Flavor of Love twin brother.
• I'm out like the Orioles pennant hopes for the next five years.
• Oh one more thing in the NFL holding penalties are defined and you know what they are . When your team is penalized you are mad at your team 90% of the time. In the NBA what the fuck is the difference between a charge and a block. What is traveling and what the fuck is a crab dribble. What can and can't you say to the Refs to get a T because Garnett curses at his own team so I can only imagine what he is saying to the opposing team. Magic do my bidding. I'm out.

Momma There Go That Man Again

MOMMA THERE GO THAT MAN AGAIN. HE HAS A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BOTTOM OF THE NET. HE IS NOT THE MVP, BUT HE IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE PLANET. WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE WHO DO YOU WANT WITH THE BALL IN THEIR HANDS. APPRECIATE HIS GREATNESS NOW, BECAUSE WHEN HE IS DONE THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ONE. THE BLACK MAMBA IS A COLD BLOODED ASSASSIN WITH A KILLER INSTINCT THAT IS SECOND TO NONE. HIS TRAVELING BUDDY AND COMPANION IS FAILURE, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT DRIVES HIM TO BE THE BEST. LEBRON IS THE BEST TEAMMATE. KOBE IS THE BEST PLAYER. THERE IS NOTHING SWEETER THAN KB24 HITTING A 25 FT JUMPER THAT CAUSES 20,000 PEOPLE WHO ARE ALL STANDING TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE SAME TIME. THE MAMBA LIVES FOR MOMENTS LIKE THAT. TO ALL OF US THIS IS JUST A GAME TO HIM BASKETBALL EXCELLENCE IS A WAY OF LIFE. ONCE AGAIN MOMMA THERE GO THAT MAN AGAIN.

The Low Down "PLAYOFF EDITION"

ACCCHHHUUUU! ACCCCHHHHUUUUU! Sorry about that sneezing but I'M ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT AND BUFFOONERY AND I'M BREAKING OUT INTO A RASH. I don't know what the fuck Charles Barkley is talking about, but his act is old now. His comments are no longer shocking or cutting edge they are just moronic rants from a man trying to to keep himself relevant. Charles your playing days are over so stop trying to be the class clown. That shit was funny years ago but just like Sinbad it's time for you to go away or at least give me some insight into the inner workings of the NBA that only a former player would know. I have watched you first pick the Jazz, then the Rockets, and now the Nuggets to beat the Lakers. Who are you going to choose next the Birmingham Stallions from the old USFL or how about the Kentucky Colonels from the ABA. NO NO I got it Mugsy Bogues, Reggie Williams, David Wingate and the Poets can fuck the Lakers up or better yet the Lakers have no heart and they are soft so what about the UCONN Women's team. I don't know what the Lakers did to you , but you really need to shut the fuck up. You said and I quote "The LAKERS DON'T DESERVE TO WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP BASED ON HOW THEY PLAYED AGAINST HOUSTON AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE YOU ACTUALLY ROOTED AGAINST A TEAM (LAKERS) TO WIN". The Lakers beat the Rockets 4-3 and people act like they lost. You don't get wins for style points in the NBA. A 40 POINT WIN IS THE SAME AS A 1 POINT WIN. But Romeo the Lakers should have blown out the Rockets without Yao and Tracy playing. I agree but a win is a win. Remember last year win Boston went to seven games with the same Atlanta team that Cleveland swept this year. Did Boston deserve to win the Title last year, because they also went seven games with the Cavs who didn't even have Mo Williams then. The Lakers breezed through the West last year and what did it get them absolutletly nothing. I'm not saying that the Lakers can't play better, but this is not figure skating or body building motherfuckers this is a sport where whoever scores more wins. When you start to get credit for two wins when you blow a bitch out by 40 or get to start the next game off with the number of points that you beat your opponent by then I will give your argument some validity. Until then Barkley stick to Jordan dick riding,gambling and getting your dick sucked by white girls and save the game analysis to guys who actually have something to say that brings valuedto the telecast. You actually make me miss Tim Hardaway's commentary and his shit was the worst. I'm laughing just thinking about that shit. Brad Piff you know what I'm talking about. Remember when you were a kid and you couldn't really dance but your mother made you perform for her friends and they would smile and laugh at your ass while you shucked and jived for a couple of minutes to their amusement. You smiled and you laughed back because you thought they really appreciated your work. Little did you know they were laughing their ass off because you like a cute buffoon shaking your ass for their enjoyment. That's what Barkley has become a buffoon for TNT to strut out in our face so that we can laugh from time to time and comment on his stupid ass statements.

• I hear that the Lakers are soft and have no heart. That means that they are a finesse team that is talented and they sometimes play down to the level of their competition.
• When did Denver become the team to beat in the NBA. Chauncey you must be a bad motherfucker, because all of America has you leading your team past the Lakers and into the finals with a date with the Cavs. nene,the birdman,anthony carter and dohntay lones. Memo to the Lakers: YOU CAN' T WIN BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TATTOOS OR ENOUGH STREET CRED. IT'S NOT ABOUT TALENT.
• I loved the look on the Celtic's faces as the clock was winding down on their season. That shit was priceless. I am going to miss Garnette calling his opponents bitches and motherfuckers though.
• James Harrison of the Steelers turned an invitation to see the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE US because he said the PRESIDENT didn't really want to see them because if they had loss the Cardinals would have been the ones getting the invite. I'm still trying to fucking figure out the logic in that shit. That's like saying the only reason why your parents took care of you was because you were their child. Of course dumb ass why would the President invite your ass to the White House unless you did something extraordinary, because he is a nice guy. What black guy in his right mind would turn that shit down? I forgot you are a Pittsburgh Steeler. That explains it.
• When did Kobe lose his skills and become Ed McMahon to Le Bron's Johnny Carson? I think Kobe will have the ultimate laugh. Le Bron have you seen my championship rings.
• Why is everybody offended about Mark Cuban telling Kenyon Martin's mother the truth about her son. If Pau Gasol is soft. What is Kenyon hard? He is a thug on the court. The man has a tattoo of bright red lips on his neck. That shit is gangsta. When the only part of your body not tatted up is your toe nails you are a thug. Kenyon is at his best when he is punking white boys like Dirk and threatening to make them his bitches. I get it he is probably a law abiding citizen off the court who says his prayers and take his vitamins, but on it he is ruthless and we are all thinking the same thing. That motherfucker is a thug.
• Orlando you better win in 6 because ABC and a Pimp Named Stern will never ever let you win game 7 in Cleveland.
• Lakers vs Rockets was the highest rated game ever on ABC.
• Why do people hate the Lakers, Cowboys and Yankees so much? I have my theory, but I would like to know your thoughts.
• This just in Brett Favre was seen yelling out give me two numbers twos and a number 4 no change that I want three number fours and a number 5 jumbo package super size on four. I guess that means he wants to play this season after all.
• Can someone tell me what the fuck is twittering. Do you really want to know when I'm wiping my ass or soaking my balls in hot buttermilk to keep them smooth? To motherfuckers who do that shit get a life.
• If I hear this shit one more time I'm going to lose my mind. When Lamar Odom brings his A game the Lakers are tough to beat. Yeah and if GMoney would have never smoked that shit the Carter would have never been infiltrated, the CMB would still be together and the Dunna Man would have never died. Moral of the story is don't gamble on crackheads.
• Did you know the NHL playoffs are going on right now. I think they are being shown on the Oxygen channel right after Ellen reruns and before the best of Martha Stewart.
• Another baseball season is upon us and their is optimism in the air. A wise man told me their are only a couple of things you can always count on happening. Death, taxes,Brett Favre not knowing about his future, Kanye producing every ones' hit records,50 talking about retiring, Diddy stealing money from his artists,Triple H wearing gold,Shaq jocking whoever the best player is,the Yankees spending money,the Deadskins spending money,Federer losing to Nadal,Caliprairi getting the best players money can buy,black coaches getting fired after their first losing season and the Orioles dick teasing you in April . Oh yeah and the Wayans making stupid ass movies.
• I'm out like anybody fighting Manny Pacio.