Things That Make You Say HMMMMMM....

1. I recently heard that O'Shea Jackson was releasing a new album. That's Ice Cube to yall new jack motherfuckers. Why is that so called NIGGA WITH ATTITUDE after years of making Nickelodian films with Miley Cyrus and Raven Simonne now wants to return to his roots and make hardcore music again. Did someone revoke his ghetto pass or does he really need the money. HMMMMM
2. Can someone please tell me what Jessie Jackson does for a fucking living? What does his W2'S SAY FOR OCCUPATION? I know he is a civil rights activist, but I missed that in the help wanted ads in the paper. Did he go to school for that shit or did he know someone and got the hook up? HMMMMMM
3. Now that the Wire is gone can you name one predominately black television show on cable or network TV. Reruns of Living Single don't count. Neither does Run's House. HMMMMM
4. Teddy Riley recently filed for bankruptcy. I GUESS HE WON'T BE RUNNING HIS ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM WITH ANYBODY'S BOOM BOOM BOOM ANYTIME SOON SOON SOON. Serioulsy though why is that every successful black person in the music industry cries broke at some point in time but Vanilla Ice stills has mad loot. HMMMMM
5. Sign we live in a racist society. Superman white. Batman white. Meteorman black. Hancock what the fuck. Explain that shit to your kids. HMMMMM
6. No Brian Billick. No Kyle Bowler. The RAVENS GOT RID OF THEIR PROBLEMS THEY SHOULD BE SUPER BOWL BOUND NOW. HMMMMMMMM
7. I was watching the news the other day and this little black kid lost his life as the result of a stray bullet. First of all a homeless dog is a stray. A bullet will always find a home. They commented on the situation did the same lazy ass interviews with the neighbors and moved on. At the Preakness a couple of months ago a horse broke his leg and they had to kill him. The public outcry was incredible and they even launched an investigation for a mutherfucking horse. I don't know about you, but I don't give a rat's ass about no horse. Why are animals lives valued more than blacks? HMMMMMMMM
8. Why is Seven Eleven like Crack? No matter what the item you know you can get it cheaper somewhere else yet like Pookie you hear that shit calling you and you shop there anyway. Add up the amount of money you could have saved by going somewhere else and your no different than a crackhead . 4.00 for some bread that's bullshit. What the fuck do they put in them big bites and them big gulps to get a bitch hooked and can I get some of that shit. I want to open a store soon. HMMMMM
9. At Eastern's motors your job your's credit commercials are stupid as shit, but I can't get that stupid ass jingle out of my head. Can you? HMMMMMMM
10. Outside of of making the band who the hell is signed to Bad Boy Records and while were at it outside of Jay, kanye and bleek who the fuck is in the Roc. What is Dame Dash doing with all his spare time. Making another successful BET reality show like the Ultimate Hustler. HMMMMMMMM