HOW A PIMP NAMED STERN RUINED THE NBA

When I look at the NBA now on television it's like looking at Speed Racer when they put it in the Movie Theater. I know the intentions are good, but the finish results are all fucked up. You can't make changes to a successful product and not expect backlash. UNLESS. THAT'S RIGHT UNLESS YOU A HAVE AN ALTERIOR MOTIVE. What am I talking about you say I'll get to that but first let me give you some background information on the one they call A.I.

A.I. or Allen Iverson to my Anglo Saxon brethern was the most explosive scoring guard under 6 feet that I have ever seen in my life. His crossover was second to none just ask MJ. My bad Michael Jordan to the pure christian white man. He crossed Jordan up so bad that he waited for him to recover and he did it again just for laughs. (All of you Jordan dick riders go on youtube and type in Iverson crossover on Jordan for the proof.) A.I. was scoring champ, MVP, took his team to the finals and he was recognized as one of the best if not the best in the game. A.I. had the best of both worlds. He had street credit and the respect of the media. He even had white boys wanting to be like him and not the daisy duke wearing John Stockton or the most over rated MVP in history Steve Nash. Jordan was retiring yet again and David Stern needed someone to replace him. The thought of that corn rolled , tatooed up bufoon being the face of his league worried Stern. It's one thing for black guys to copy A.I., but now he's fucking with the pure christian white man. I can't have that not on my watch thought Stern.

This is where the plot thickens. The NBA has always been made up of stars. Do you think the Bulls won rings, because they had the best team. Hell no they had the two best players in the league. With illegal defense in place and no zone defense Jordan could dominate teams with the help of Scottie Pippen. You could not double team players who did not have the ball and isolation was the key for good players. You line up on one side of the court and tell your teamates to get the hell out of the way so that you could go 1 on 1. The Lakers were the last team to benefit from this before the rules were changed. Kobe and Shaq won three in a row then something happened. Stern put in rules to allow zone defenses along with double and triple teaming off the ball. He also demanded that palming violations be called on Iverson's famous crossover. All of a sudden Team Ball prevailed and superstar players were never heard of again. A PIMP NAMED STERN TOLD EVERYBODY TO LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT. Remember Vince Carter unstoppable before the rule change a jump shooter like Steve Kerr after the change. T-Mac went from scoring titles and being a top 5 player to being just good. Kobe got beat by teams like the celtics and pistons who had players that he was cleary better than. He lost because their whole teamed defended him with the new rules and shut him down. If the old rules were in place he would have shitted on them. Jordan made a living off of schooling teams that were better than his teams, because he was the best player on the court. A.I. went from unstoppable to tradeable. Do you think Philly would have taded A.I. if he could still attack defenses like he did when he first came in. Guys like Garnett, Webber, and Raheed go from dunking on fools and grabbing their nutts to shooting jumpers and looking like Bill Laimbeer. These guys had to change their games and personalities to fit today's NBA. Stern likes teams like the Spurs and the Pistons to win, because they personify team. I don't want to see that shit. America you fell in love with Jordan , because of the things he did to guys on the court. Imagine Jordan shooting jumpers all day. His teams wouldn't win AND YOU DAMN SURE WOULDN'T BUY HIS SHOES. Stern took away creativity and individuality on the court and replaced it with glorified scripted basketball that no one looks at. Imagine this scenerio game 7 LAKERS AND CAVS. IT'S THE 4TH QUARTER AND KOBE HAS 47 AND LEBRON HAS 38. THE GAME IS TIED AND IT'S MANO E MANO. PLAY AFTER PLAY IS MADE AND THE MOVES ARE SPECTACTULAR. IT WOULD BE THE HIGHGEST RATED GAME EVER. KOBE COMES DOWN JUKES DELONTE WEST( NO ZONE DEFENSE) AND DUNKS ON BEN WALLACE AND 1. LEBRON COMES DOWN POSTS UP ODOM SPINS ON HIM AND DUNKS ON GASOL. THAT SHIT IS HOT. THEY GO TO COMMERCIAL BREAK AND YOU SEE KOBE'S NEW COMMERCIAL FOR HIS SHOES CALLED LET THE MAMBA LOOSE. THEN A FEW SECONDS LATER YOU SEE LEBRON SELLING FRUIT OF THE LOOM UNDERWEAR. THEY RESUME PLAY KOBE CALLS ISO AND LEBRON ENDS UP ON HIM GAME TIED 10,9,8,7,6, KOBE SHAKES , SPINS , FADES AWAY AND. Now wake your dumb ass up , because it's not going to happen. To protect Jordan's legacy and the league's image A PIMP NAMED STERN put theses rules in place.Kobe will never be better than Jordan, because he was never allowed. Lebron not even close. He will start to get tripled teamed after he gets better at shooting the juumper and he hasn't even won a ring yet. The next time you hear how the Celtics stopped Kobe look at how they did it. Then go look at the footage of Jordan shooting over the likes of Craig Ehlo, John Starks, Bryon Russell, and Dan Mahrle.Under today's rules Jordan would have been great, but not the best ever. Rules would not dictate it.

In closing A PIMP NAMED STERN GOT WHAT HE WANTED. THE RESPECT OF WHITE AMERICA, JORDAN'S LEGACY INTACT AND THE ABILITY TON LAY HIS PIMP HAND ON MILLIONARE BLACK BITCHES WITHOUT ANY BACKTALK. I'M OUT LIKE THE ANGOLIAN MEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM.