NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 2

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this how we closed down Texas Stadium. Jerry Jones threw a big ass party, invited everyone,talked about plans for his new stadium, and oh yeah the party crashers the Ravens beat the Boys and talked shit to us while the lights were turned off on Texas Stadium. If you be quiet for a second you can still here Sugar Ray saying close this motherfucker down. Fast forward to Sunday night and it was deja vu. A brand new beautiful stadium, guests ranging from President Bush to Lebron James,Dallas Cowboy's alum attending,Jerry Jones sitting back with that shit eating grin on his face and oh yeah the party crashers the Giants beat the Boys and talked shit to us in our house in front of America. Shit like this is not supposed to happen. I blame two mutherfuckers and I hold them directly responsible for these ungodly acts of betrayal and utter BUFFONARY. Jimmy Johnson and Troy Aikman where have you gone your legacy deserves better.

• UPON FURTHER REVIEW:
• Upon further review the impact of the loss of Plaxico Burress and Armani Toomer to the Giants has been greatly exagerrated. Mario Manningham and the Real Steve Smith looked like Lynn Swann and John Stallworth Sunday night against that Cowboy secondary. Until Sunday night I never knew that a wide receiver could break the ankles of a defender, but that move that the Real Steve Smith put on Scandrick made Scandrick's daughter visably upset and unable to attend school the next day. Their route running was so precise Eli look like he had a GPS tacking device in the football and they all just happen to arrive at the same place at the same time. I admit that shit was beautiful to watch and I don't even give a fuck about Eli Manning or the NY GIANTS.
• Upon further review Rex Ryan and the Jets showed us that it is okay to tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind, wear Reebok classics and talk shit to Bill Bellicheck, Tom Brady and the rest of the Pats. Somewhere I know Buddy is proud.
• Upon further review Eli Manning is elite and is a TOP 5 QB. That's right I said it mutherfucker. The QB position is about wins and losses and leadership not fantasy numbers and right now he is handling his business as well as anybody in the league.
• Upon further review the DEADSKINS are worse than I thought. 3field goals at home against that feared Rams defense. You do the math on that shit.
• Upon further review if you are not Ronnie Brown and the Miami Dolphins stop running the Wildcat offense.
• Upon further review Tony Romo is average and he has hit his ceiling as far as how good he is going to get. The Cowboys have surrounded him with a monster line, 3 running backs, the best tight end in football and a very good receiving core yet he still makes the same mistakes over and over again and he shows no signs of improvement. You know the saying that you can't turn a hoe into a housewife. Well you can't turn a buffoon into a productive big game winning QB.
• UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT:
• Tony Romo and Wade Phillips never have and never will be Leaders on the Dallas Cowboys. That loss the other night to the Giants was a direct result of that ah shucks let's go get em next time mentallity.Can you imagine Tony Romo throwing three interceptions like he did against the Giants and just being allowed to go sit on the bench with his head down while Jimmy Johnson or Bill Parcells was coaching this team. Hell no. After the first pick they would have stared his ass down and told him to get his fucking head in the game. After Peyton or Brady make mistakes they throw their helmets in disgust and go look at pictures of what just happened. Not sit on the bench looking stupid as shit like you just lost your best friend. Wade Phillips watched Romo make mistake after mistake and did nothing about it. The defenition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. The Cowboys are dillusional if they think Romo and Phillips are going to win just because they say they have changed. You tell me what the fuck has changed other than the fact that TO isn't there. After that third pick I would have switched QB's and sent a message to my team that I want to win at all costs. Jason Garrett should have ran the ball the rest of the game and abandon the passing game since Romo had a problem hooking up with anyone in a white jersey.. Tony Romo said afterward he is sorry he let Jerry and the team down. Look Bitch stop fucking aplogizing and try working harder. Instead of working on your bump and grind with Jessica everynight you should have been working on your bump and run with Roy Williams. Wade Phillips took over the defense for what. Did you see how bad that secondary looked trying to cover receivers? I know this we look real good at tackling a mutherfucker after they gain first downs. We have mastserd the art of playing ten yards off the line of scrimmage and running up to make a play. Terrance Newman is so far back off the wide receiver I swear he bumped into me in my living room while backpedaling on defense Sunday night. Hey Wade how many times are you going to watch mutherfucking Flozell Adams committ penalties that cost us. He is so lazy now its not just holding or jumping offsides like regular mutherfuckers do. He is now tripping and leg whipping motherfuckers and not giving a fuck. What's next drive by's and shanking mutherfuckers. To top this shit off was that Wade Phillips closing his eyes and crossing his fingers in hope that the Giants were going to miss that last second field goal. Maybe if he clicked his heels together and said there is no owner like Jones three times THE WIZARD would have gave him some heart,some courage and a brain. I guess things could always be worse. We could have Jason Campbell as our Qb and Jim Zorn as our headcoach. Thank you Jesus.
• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN:
• STOCK UP:Steve Smith 1oREC 134 YDS AND 1 TD. HE is the real Steve Smith
• STOCK UP:Mario Manningham 10REC 150 YDS AND 1 TD. Two good weeks in a row.
• STOCK UP:Marion Barber 18ATT 124YDS AND 1 TD. The Barbarion ran at will
• STOCK UP:Drew Brees 25/34 311YDS AND 3TDs. Little ass Dan Marino
• STOCK UP:Darrelle Revis has shut down Randy Moss and Andre Johnson back to back
• STOCK UP:New York Jets Defense 16PTS in two games.
• STOCK UP:Chris Johnson 284 YDS 3TDS. The real deal.
• STOCK UP:Frank Gore 207YDS RUSHING 2TDs
• STOCK UP:Ray Lewis 10 tackles including the game winner. Gets better with age.
• STOCK UP:Mike Singletary 2-0. Nuff said
• STOCK UP:Rex Ryan 2-0. What's next. I heard he issued an opened challenge next week.
• STOCK UP:Denver Broncos 2-0. I don't even know what they are doing to win.
• STOCK DOWN:Tony Romo 3INTs. Comes up small in big games
• STOCK DOWN:ANDY REID 51 PASS ATT. Run the ball man
• STOCK DOWN:Terrance Newman. Burned at nauseium
• STOCK DOWN:Jeff Fisher 0-2. Lost only 3 games last year.
• STOCK DOWN:Brady Quinn 0-2. What is up with that Notre Dame pedigree
• STOCK DOWN:Jack Del Rio 0-2. I guess Leftwich wasn't the problem afterall.

WHAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 2:

• Other than Wade Phillips defensive coordinators make excellent head coaches.
• Next to Big Ben, Troy Polamalu is Pittsburgh's MVP.
• CORNERBACK play and SAFETY play are poor in the NFL
• The Ravens defense is playing on cruise control, because they have an offense now.
• Mark Sanchez is better than Pete Carrol thinks. Hey Pete can you tell the world in your next press conference that I'm not ready to be a millionare so that I can become one.
• Lovie Smith you better establish a running game to go along with Jay Cutler, because your offense is not that good.
• There is no clear cut favorite to win the Super Bowl.
• Peyton Manning just wins football games.
• Eli is following in his brother's footsteps.
• Joe Flacco is legit and he is getting better each week. Who needs elite receivers?
• No wonder Phillip Rivers is so good. He is throwing to small forwards with speed.
• The Jets and the 49ers are well coached and the Cowboys are not.
• If dick riding the Pats mean that they play bad each week, America please keep it up.
• THE HIGH FIVE
• 1)BALTIMORE RAVENS 2-0. Ray wont allow them to have a letdown.
• 2)NY GIANTS 2-0. Two division wins are huge.
• 3)INDIANAPOLIS COLTS 2-0. Never bet against Manning.
• 4)MINNESOTA VIKINGS 2-0. Let's see them against better competetion
• 5)ATLANTA FALCONS 2-0. No sophmore jinx for Matt Ryan
• FANTASY PLAYER OF THGE WEEK:
• CHRIS JOHNSON RB TITANS:284 TOTAL YDS 3 TDs.9CATCHES FOR 87 YDS AND 1 TD.197 YARDS RUSHING 2TDs
• OUT OF BOUNDS:
• Former Dallas Cowboy running back Herschel Walker is starting a new career in mixed martial arts. He is also 47 years old. Is he out of his fucking mind. That sport is like legalized pitbull fighting. You put two men in a cage and the toughest mutherfucker comes out of it the winner. I hope he has no immediate family because this will not end well. Can you imagine Walker vs Brock Lesnar. Herschel would come out looking like Wile E. Coyotte after one of those ACME bombs exploded on him during an encounter with the Roadrunner. My only explanation is he must need the money. I would rather train mountain lions or be a bungee jump crash test dummy than fuck with the MMA. Good luck Herschel because you are going to need it.
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• How in the hell can you be a Division I program playing in the ACC and loose to Middle Tennessee at home. Not Tennessee, not the front of Tennessee or the back of Tennesee. Middle Tennessee for crying out loud. Ralph Friedgen AKA THE FRIDGE has some explaining to do. This shit might be acceptable to Mt. Saint Mary's school of the blind, but this is Maryland. What is Boomer Esiason and Shawn Merrimon thinking right now? Who do we loose to next? RED CROSS UNIVERSITY, BOYS SCOUT TECH, or worse yet THE RED BERRIES OF CAPN CRUCNH ST. It is becoming harder and harder to rep Md. with losses like this. The only thing I can hold onto is the Women's basketball team handling their business. You can run the table and it won't mean a damn thing, because the season is already soiled like a used condom. For that THE FRIDGE IS BUFFOON OF THE WEEK.
• I'm out like the Orioles pride and their will to win.
• PS: TO STOP TWITTERING ME. NO I CAN'T GET YOU BACK ON THE COWBOYS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CRY. I JUST WRITE BLOGS I'M NOT GOD.

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UPDATED PICKS WEEK 1

• CLAYSON 15-1
• TOUSAINT 14-2
• DAMON 13-3
• SAMUEL 12-4
• ROBERT 12-4
• GREGORY 11-5
• RAFIQ 11-5

NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 1

I want to start off this edition of the NFL LOW DOWN by saying that I have been waiting all summer for some football. It's just something about the anticipation of the opening kickoff that gets your adrenaline pumping. With that being said when you are a fan of the Orioles you will get excited over the season premier of AM I SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER. You know what makes the NFL so special is that for one week every team in the NFL believes they can go to the SUPER BOWL. You have Lions fans, Jets fans, Bills fans, Bucs fans and fans everywhere believing there team can be this year's version of the ARIZONA CARDINALS. The NFL sells hope better than President Obama and I am bought in. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL.

• This is the first year since I have been watching football that there will be no John Madden or Pat Summerall calling Prime Time games. This will be strange for me because when you think of NFL ANALYSTS they are at the top of the list. I watched Sunday Night Football, Monday Night Football, and a couple of games on Sunday and only one thing was missing John and Pat. There will never be another duo like you guys and you will be missed.
• OK enough of the soft shit let's talk about some football.
• UPON FURTHER REVIEW:
• Upon further review there is not anymore parity in the NFL than there is in the NBA. I know it may seem like it, but look at week 1. There were a lot of close games but no real upsets. The closets thing to an upset was the Jets over the Texans and I favored the Jets. I know your saying Romeo the Bills and the Raiders should have won their games, but that's it they didn't. When the Raiders are 1-7 let's see them come close to beating the Chargers. It is easy to play hard in week 1, but let's see these teams playing hard in week 12 when their season is over and their front office is off scouting college players.
• Upon further review the Pats are the most arrogant mutherfuckers in the NFL. You trade your best Defensive Player to the Raiders just because. The Raiders signed Fred Taylor and Joey Galloway because they believe once you put their gear on you all of sudden become elite. I don't bet against the Pats winning it all, but mark this down if they fail to win the SUPER BOWL the trade of Seymour will play a big factor.
• Upon further review Flacco ain't no ordinary Joe. The Ravens with offense is like Halle Berry with breast implants. She doesn't need them because she is already the finest thing going but could you imagine her throwing some D'S on that muther. GODDAMN. Sure up that secondary BMORE and you got it going on.
• Upon further review the Deadskins and Jason Campbell suck. You mutherfuckers cost me money and reinforced why I hate you. Memo to Jason: That QB up I95 gets it, watch footage of Flacco and pray to God that your brain and arm can work as one.
• Upon further review Manning does what Manning is going to do. Change in coaches, big time WR gets cut, and all of the pressure of winning is on his shoulder and all he does is win. Great job Peyton. You didn't think I was talking about Eli did you?
• Upon further review John Fox is a bigger buffoon than Wade Phillips. Keep on putting all of your trust in Jake Dellhome and you will be joining the Toronto Argonauts in the CFL as their Special Teams coach, because no GM who gets randomly drug tested would rehire your ass.
• Upon further review life without TO ain't that bad. Romo threw for 356 yards, Crayton was the leading receiver with 124 yards, and no one complained about their touches. Hey TO how is life up north playing with the Buffalo Buffoons. I mean Bills.
• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN
• STOCK UP ADRIAN PETERSON- Go look at his run against the Browns. Nuff said
• STOCK UP TOM BRADY- 22 wins in a row in the regular season
• STOCK UP MIKE SINGLETARY- He rules with an Iron Fist ask Vernon Davis.
• STOCK UP REX RYAN- Matt Schaub is still ducking Jets Blitzers
• STOCK UP JOE FLACCO- Poise and confidence equals wins
• STOCK UP PATRICK CRAYTON- Just remember your nothing without TO
• STOCK UP BEN ROETHLISBERGER- All you do is win
• STOCK DOWN BENGALS OFFENSE- 7 points against the Broncos
• STOCK DOWN BRAYLON EDWARDS- 1 catch for 12 yards
• STOCK DOWN STEELERS O LINE- Can't pass protect or run block
• STOCK DOWN MICHAEL CRABTREE- Is this Deal or No Deal. No one turns down money
• STOCK DOWN DALLAS DEFENSE- That was Cadillac Williams not Adrian Peterson
• STOCK DOWN ALBERT HAYNESWORTH- All that money for 1 tackle
• WHAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 1
• I learned that two QB'S Eli Manning and Tony Romo could perform without two of the biggest Divas walking the planet in Plaxico and TO. Let's hear it for discipline and leadership.
• I learned that DICK RIDING is not a good thing. As talented as Fitzgerald and Bouldin are the Cards were 9-7 last year. They are not the Patriots so stop giving them props.
• I learned that Rex Ryan is just like his father" A trash talking Son of a Bitch that always has his team ready to play."
• I learned that Jay Cutler is the second coming of Brett Favre. He not only Dick Rides himself , but he can't make up his mind if there is a difference in wide open and triple coverage.
• I learned that somebody in the Eagles organization either dislikes McNabb a lot or really wants to win at all costs. Signing Garcia to come play QB for the Eagles is like Pookie agreeing to working around all that crack and trying to take down Nino Brown. It sounds good on paper , but you know it won't have a happy ending.
• I learned that the Bengals front office and coaching staff makes the Washington Nationals look like they know what they are doing. Roy Williams is one of the Biggest Buffoons walking the planet. He would rather hit a mutherfucker instead of winning the game. Hey Bengals ever heard of PREVENT D. YOU KNOW THAT SHIT WHERE YOUR SAFETIES GUARD THE END ZONE AND DON'T LET ANYONE GET BEHIND THEM. Marvin I have given you a pass long enough. The Money must be real good for you to continue running this circus, because you are the face of this shit. Stop being a ho to Buffonary and save yourself before you become regulated to coaching your son's pop warner league team. The 3-4 defense doesn't work as well on that level.
• I learned that if you play Pittsburgh you better have corners that can cover forever because once Ben buys time it's over.
• I learned that Brady must have a horseshoe up his ass, because the Pats should have loss to the Bills. Brady is the type of person that would be the sole survivor of a plane crash and walk away play football after rehab.
• THE HIGH FIVE
• 1)PITTSBURGH STEELERS-Picked up where they left off last year.
• 2)BALTIMORE RAVENS-Offense plus Defense equals SUPER BOWL ?
• 3)NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS-Can you stop anyone with that D?
• 4)NEW YORK GIANTS- Defense and a running game equals wins
• 5)PHILADELPHIA EAGLES-This team goes as Donavan goes
• LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
• Dear Romeo, What do you think about the chances of the Redskins and Jason Campbell winning it all. Signed Anonymous... The Deadskins have about as much chance of winning the Super Bowl as Chris Brown does of getting back with Rhianna. There is a better chance of the Klan and the NAACP co hosting a fund raiser on BET for Karina victims. As far as Jason Campbell I have him ranked right behind McNabb,Romo,Eli,Vick,Garcia,Kitna,Carr and Cobb. He is better than everyone else in the division though.
• FANTASY PLAYER OF THE WEEK
• DREW BREES-358 YARDS AND 6 TDs. That's some TECMO BOWL shit right there.
• OUT OF BOUNDS:
• Enough of the Serena Williams shit already. She fucked up and she apologized, but don't get it twisted there is a double standard. John McEnroe did the same shit through out his whole career and he was beloved. He curses and yells in exhibition games and charity events and they don't even count. She is not a bad person and she should not be indicted for overreacting to a bad call. Serena has achieved a lot over her career and one incident should not tarnish that. Get over it. My President was called a liar and didn't get this much uproar. Get your priorities straight and remember at the end of the day it was just a tennis match.
• Kanye West is an egotistical glory hog who got his wish, because you are talking about him. He is not racist just an opportunist get it straight.
• Michael Jordan's Hall Of Fame speech was both funny and shocking. He belittled a lot of people and he was given a pass by media. What else is new? What other man do you know could fly a man in and clown him on National TV. The guy that beat him out for a spot on his high school team was used as a human prop and belittled in front of millions. Dean Smith even caught his rage for not naming him as a starter his freshman year and costing him a spot on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Jeff Van Gundy was called little Pat and made to look like a little buffoon who couldn't think for himself. As my boy Brad Piff put it what else did you expect from the most selfish player to ever play the game. Hope you enjoyed put your kids out there while patting yourself on the back and making yourself look good. If I could be like Mike. I don't think so .........
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• LANE KIFFIN: After talking trash to THE FLORIDA GATORS AND URBAN MEYERS all off season you are back pedalling like a corner back playing in a prevent defense. You said that their defense is going to send all 11 players to the pros, Tim Tebow is the greatest QB to ever play College ball, Urban Meyers runs an excellent program and they may go down as the gratest team to ever play football. He also said that Urban Meyers is a great father, a great provider and he wants to know how he would advise him on pleasing his wife better in bed. Are you fucking kidding me? You told all of America that Florida was a bunch of cheaters and that you were going to sing Rocky Top all night long after beating them. I guess reality is setting in because you are about to receive what everybody else is already getting "ASS WHUPPINGS". You expect your players to respect you after kissing Gator Ass all week. You should have stood your ground and took it like a man instead you think that by giving compliments that Florida will let up. Not a chance. Next time leave the trash talking to the pros and stick to Xs and Os YOU BUFFOON. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE SCORE.
• I'M LIKE BAD NEWS BEAR BRIAN URLACHER.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

The Low Down Pre Season

Is this the man you want leading your franchise? I got rid of Bill Parcells for this. Do you know what Wade and myself have in common? Neither one of us have won a mutherfucking playoff game and unless I start coaching soon I don't see that shit changing. I don't really blame Wade though, because we already knew he was a buffoon. I blame that glory hog egotistical buffoon Jerry Jones that put my franchise in this position. We are picked to finish last in our division and when I look at the lack of leadership on the Cowboys I might have to agree. A head coach that has never done shit, an offensive coordinator who should have been coaching the Ravens but he considered himself to good for that shit, an owner that swears he can coach,draft,sign free agents, design stadiums,play the role of commissioner, start at QB and be the face of the franchise, and a QB who whenever he looses says let's just go get them tomorrow. What the fuck is this Hazard County with Jerry Jones playing the role of Boss Hog, Wade Phillips stars as Roscoe Beaco Train and Jason Garrett stars as the innocnet buffoon Cleatus. I know it is only the preseason, but I had to get that commentary of my chest.

• I watched the Pats the other night playing against the Deadskins and Tom Brady has not missed a beat. They look like a well oiled machine and they were playing without the white midget Welker. I want to see the team that can stop that shit at full strength. Did I add that they have Fred Taylor, Randy Moss and Joey Galloway all at 100% capacity. You know I don't like the dick riding but there are a lot of teams out there that need to get the Vaseline ready because you will be taking it up the ass if Brady and Bellicheck have anything to say about it. 17-0 two years ago GOD HELP US ALL.
• While I'm on the Patriots is it just me or have Tom Brady and Peyton Manning switched places over the past couple of years? Tom Brady is putting up numbers and setting records and Peyton Manning is being crafty and doing whatever it takes to win games. Funny how a receiver in his prime Randy Moss and receiver on the decline Marvin Harrison can change a teams outlook on things.
• Until Vick actually plays a game and is reinstated stop asking me about his impact on the Eagles and the NFC.
• If Andy Reid is successful at making Vick a pocket passer Kyle Bowler,Tavarus Jackson and Kordell Stewart should be first in line for lessons.
• Adrian Peterson is the best back, the second best back and the third best back in football. Name me the next best back not named Peterson.
• All is quiet on the T.O. front. Don't you all wish he was still in Big D. Let's see what his impact will be in Big B this year.
• You know what this all you are getting right now. Me and my crew will be bringing you the Low Down coming soon to network TV. We are in negotiation with a major computer network outlet and I will let you know when it is finalized.
• I'm out like Plaxicos's NFL career.

The Low Down NBA FINAL'S EDITION

The NBA season is over and the Lakers are Champions. All is right in the world. If you are like me you can't wait for the NFL to start, because watching Baseball is like looking at the new season of 90210. You watch because you were a fan once before, but you just can't get with the new batch of characters. You keep waiting to see Brandon or Dylan and all you get is buffoons. MLB has about 6 teams worth watching and the rest are already thinking about their off season plans. Bud Selig fix my shit and give me something to look at during the summer other than ass even though there is nothing wrong with that.

• How does Shaq keep himself relevant even when he is past his prime and his team didn't even make the playoffs? The man got more coverage during the NBA Finals than Lil Dez and the Nike Puppet commercials. Shaq is the P-DIDDY OF THE NBA. DON'T DO SHIT, LEECHES OFF OF MORE TALENTED PEOPLE, BAD MOUTHS FORMER FRIENDS AND STILL MAKES MONEY. Yeah and Kobe is the bad one.
• Dear Romeo, That ring that Phil had on looked fantastic. I wonder which one he was wearing, but it doesn't matter some of us can only dream about being that good. Signed Barkley's fingers
• Hey Romeo, There are going to be some big names out there in free agency come 2010 and it will impact the playoff picture in a big way. If Lebron is smart he will make his decision wisely and seek counsel before doing something stupid. I would hate to see such a talented superstar have to suffer. Yours Truly The NBA FRONT OFFICE
• Yo Romeo, I LOVE KOBE BRYANT MORE THAN VANESSA EVER WILL. WE HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP AND I HAVE BEEN SEEING HIM FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS ON A NIGHTLY BASIS.I REFUSE TO STOP SEEING HIM AND THAT'S THAT. SIGNED THE BOTTOM OF THE NET
• Hey Romeo, What is all this fuss about Brett's retirement plans? Can't a person change their mind about a life altering decision. signed Chasity Bono
• Dear Rome, Who said winning a ring without Shaq was going to be tuff. signed DJ BENGA
• Dear Rome, You know what Kobe Bryant's problem is?He is the second coming. If there were no MJ we would all be bearing witness to the GOAT. signed History
• Stan Van Gundy and Ron Jeremy were separated at birth.
• Hey Romeo, Just because the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl and the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup that doesn't mean that the Pittsburgh Pirates should have the same opportunity to win in baseball. What do you guys believe in fair play and having the ability to keep your own players? Fuck that sincerely yours Bud Selig
• Dear Romeo, Why do people think that once you are traded to a contender that you actually begin to play harder? I think you should play hard no matter what and always give your all. signed Randy Moss
• Yo Romeo, Tell Turkgolau before you showboat and stick your tongue out after shots win at least two games in the finals. signed Jalen Rose
• If I was Jerry Buss I would keep Odom and Ariza and keep this thing going for years to come.
• Ask Lebron did he bear witness to Kobe winning number 4 and ask him what would he rather have a ring or a MVP trophy.
• Once Dwight Howards develops some low post moves. It's over the Magic are going to dominate for years to come.
• Stop asking if Phil is greater than Red. Of course he is. Red coached when there were only 8 teams in the league. That's a lottery pick even when you win it all. There was no free agency so Red kept the same team for a decade. He had all of the best players and there was no opting out of contracts. Plus there was like two centers Wilt and Russell and Red didn't have to travel all over the place. You only had to visit 7 other cities. Phil took a team that Doug Collins couldn't win with and a Laker team that Dell Harris couldn't win with and won 10 titles. Phil is simply the Goat.
• On my Mt Rushmore of NBA players. You have MAGIC,JORDAN,KOBE AND KAREEM. I didn't see Wilt, Russell or any of the other guys from the 60's and early 70's.
• Imagine if Michael Jordan never existed. You would be dick riding Kobe and his greatness. Kobe is like Burger King and Jordan is McDonald's. It doesn't matter what Kobe does some people don't like flame broiled burgers. Mike is better at the rim and kobe shoots better. Everything else is the same. I will blog on them both tomorrow, but you know what I'm saying.
• I'm out like Lil Dez and the monkey that was on Kobe's back.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

LAKERS FINALS PHOTOS 09

Romeo's Take

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  After getting their ass beat by the Magic, the leader of the Cavs decided to leave the court without bearing witness to the Magic fans celebrating and shaking the hands of the players that just beat you.
  


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  Queen James excuse was he is a winner and you don't shake hands with someone after they beat you up. He also said he can't stand losing and that he is too much of a competitor to socialize after defeat.
  


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  Ok let me get this shit straight. After the Cavs disposed of the Hawks and Pistons in the first two rounds who was that out there getting his ring and his ass kissed when their series was over. Queen James right.
  


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  Oh my bad he hasn't won a ring yet, so it was just his ass getting kissed. It's ok for someone to congratulate him after defeat, but he is too much of a winner to do the same.
  


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  I don't have a problem with Queen James for not shaking hands, because that's his prerogative. The problem I have is leaving your teammates(the ones you are the supposed leader of) to answer questions about your play and how they feel about being on the receiving end of that ass whupping.
  


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  Instead of promoting the league, the NBA promotes you and Kobe before the finals even started.
  


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  Your problem Queen James is that there is no one around you to tell you that your wrong. Your boys won't tell you , because their on your payroll. Cavs ownership is terrified of losing you to NY so they won't even comment. Nike please they need you to sell overpriced shoes to inner city youth with limited income and insufficient funds.
  


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  I know someone you might listen too. Kobe the puppet. LEBRON HAVE YOU SEEN MY CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS.
  


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  Only in Cleveland can you get away with wearing a NY Yankees cap in an interview outside of your arena when their is speculation that you may be going there. That shit wouldn't fly anywhere else, but what should I expect from a city like Akron,Ohio. Other than Lebron the only other famous person I know from Akron is JAY REE and I wouldn't know him if it wasn't for God. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. That was the ultimate sign of disrespect and no one called you out on it.
  


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  You were sending a message to the Cavs ownership that you are not going to sign a contract if you have to carry this team again and some significant changes better happen or Madison Sq. Garden hear I come. You said more by saying less and your actions were felt by an entire nation.
  


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  Queen James is no different than Kobe except he just pretends to like his teammates until they loose.
  


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  Your good enough to pose for pictures with and hang around as long as you do your job, but fail me and I will abandon you quicker than STAR SCREAM DID MEGA TRON. I only pretend to like you motherfuckers, because in reality I would rather play with DWADE and Chris Bosh in NY and have my mascot JAY Z cheering us on. Other than that I really do love you guys and I will battle with you until my contract runs out next year.
  
• Enough about Queen James what I really want to know is HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD A PLAYER REALLY WANTS TO WIN?
  
• Here are a few examples of players wanting to win and their actions being shown for all of the world to see.
  
• Rogere Federer actually cried after losing in the WIMBLEDON FINALS to Nadal. Now his bitch ass really wanted to win.
  
• Magic Johnson showed anger after injuring his hamstring against the Pistons in the 89 Finals and the obvious disgust was shown by his body language.
  
• Kobe Bryant was heard telling his team no mercy in the conference finals against the Nuggets. He sounded like he was in a bunker in Iraq fighting the war on terrorism.
  
• In practice Michael Jordan punched Steve Kerr in the eye when Kerr's team beat Jordan's team. AI said that was practice were talking about practice not a game practice.
  
• Does any of this mean anything to you? Do these guys really want it more than their teammates? Lamar Odom has always been questioned about his attitude and dedication to winning. An LA doctor recently suggested that Odom's love of candy may be the reason why his energy level is never consistent from game to game. Lamar consumes bags of candy everyday because he said he has a love of sugar. GUMMY BEARS, WHITE CHOCOLATE, SNICKERS, M&M'S, AND HONEY BUNS. He says he wakes up in the middle of the night and chows down on a couple of bags before going back to sleep. This is concerning.
  
• Memo to the Lakers don't over react. The first inclination is to have an intervention and get him some help. I say just get him through this series. Have a couple of boxes of candy ready doing timeouts and hook him up. Have IVS of sugar ready to pump it in him at halftime if you have too. Feed his addiction. Don't try to wain him off of it. Instead of drawing up plays let everybody down some gummy bears to get that extra boost.
  
• Memo to Mike Brown it looks real bad when your Asst. Coach is drawing up plays during a timeout and your trying to look busy by rubbing Queen James shoulders and whispering in his ear don't fire me I need this gig. (YOU KNOW LEBRON IS THE REAL GM). Next time at least move your lips when your in front of the team. It looks better on Camera.
  
• I'm out like Queen James and his puppet commercials. I AM A WITNESS.