The Low Down NBA FINAL'S EDITION

The NBA season is over and the Lakers are Champions. All is right in the world. If you are like me you can't wait for the NFL to start, because watching Baseball is like looking at the new season of 90210. You watch because you were a fan once before, but you just can't get with the new batch of characters. You keep waiting to see Brandon or Dylan and all you get is buffoons. MLB has about 6 teams worth watching and the rest are already thinking about their off season plans. Bud Selig fix my shit and give me something to look at during the summer other than ass even though there is nothing wrong with that.

• How does Shaq keep himself relevant even when he is past his prime and his team didn't even make the playoffs? The man got more coverage during the NBA Finals than Lil Dez and the Nike Puppet commercials. Shaq is the P-DIDDY OF THE NBA. DON'T DO SHIT, LEECHES OFF OF MORE TALENTED PEOPLE, BAD MOUTHS FORMER FRIENDS AND STILL MAKES MONEY. Yeah and Kobe is the bad one.
• Dear Romeo, That ring that Phil had on looked fantastic. I wonder which one he was wearing, but it doesn't matter some of us can only dream about being that good. Signed Barkley's fingers
• Hey Romeo, There are going to be some big names out there in free agency come 2010 and it will impact the playoff picture in a big way. If Lebron is smart he will make his decision wisely and seek counsel before doing something stupid. I would hate to see such a talented superstar have to suffer. Yours Truly The NBA FRONT OFFICE
• Yo Romeo, I LOVE KOBE BRYANT MORE THAN VANESSA EVER WILL. WE HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP AND I HAVE BEEN SEEING HIM FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS ON A NIGHTLY BASIS.I REFUSE TO STOP SEEING HIM AND THAT'S THAT. SIGNED THE BOTTOM OF THE NET
• Hey Romeo, What is all this fuss about Brett's retirement plans? Can't a person change their mind about a life altering decision. signed Chasity Bono
• Dear Rome, Who said winning a ring without Shaq was going to be tuff. signed DJ BENGA
• Dear Rome, You know what Kobe Bryant's problem is?He is the second coming. If there were no MJ we would all be bearing witness to the GOAT. signed History
• Stan Van Gundy and Ron Jeremy were separated at birth.
• Hey Romeo, Just because the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl and the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup that doesn't mean that the Pittsburgh Pirates should have the same opportunity to win in baseball. What do you guys believe in fair play and having the ability to keep your own players? Fuck that sincerely yours Bud Selig
• Dear Romeo, Why do people think that once you are traded to a contender that you actually begin to play harder? I think you should play hard no matter what and always give your all. signed Randy Moss
• Yo Romeo, Tell Turkgolau before you showboat and stick your tongue out after shots win at least two games in the finals. signed Jalen Rose
• If I was Jerry Buss I would keep Odom and Ariza and keep this thing going for years to come.
• Ask Lebron did he bear witness to Kobe winning number 4 and ask him what would he rather have a ring or a MVP trophy.
• Once Dwight Howards develops some low post moves. It's over the Magic are going to dominate for years to come.
• Stop asking if Phil is greater than Red. Of course he is. Red coached when there were only 8 teams in the league. That's a lottery pick even when you win it all. There was no free agency so Red kept the same team for a decade. He had all of the best players and there was no opting out of contracts. Plus there was like two centers Wilt and Russell and Red didn't have to travel all over the place. You only had to visit 7 other cities. Phil took a team that Doug Collins couldn't win with and a Laker team that Dell Harris couldn't win with and won 10 titles. Phil is simply the Goat.
• On my Mt Rushmore of NBA players. You have MAGIC,JORDAN,KOBE AND KAREEM. I didn't see Wilt, Russell or any of the other guys from the 60's and early 70's.
• Imagine if Michael Jordan never existed. You would be dick riding Kobe and his greatness. Kobe is like Burger King and Jordan is McDonald's. It doesn't matter what Kobe does some people don't like flame broiled burgers. Mike is better at the rim and kobe shoots better. Everything else is the same. I will blog on them both tomorrow, but you know what I'm saying.
• I'm out like Lil Dez and the monkey that was on Kobe's back.