Thursday, October 6, 2011

THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK#4 2011



The man I know as Antonio Ramiro is a lightening rod for drama be it good or bad. I think in modern times only The Frozen one Queen James has his abilities to finish off opponents questioned as much as Antonio. You have ex Cowboys like Drew Pearson and Deion Sanders saying enough is enough. HOW MUCH SHIT CAN A BITCH TAKE? Antonio's naysayers will tell you he is what he is and he will never lead the Cowboys to the promise land. They say he is nothing more than a dick tease and that all he does is accumulate  stats and fuck up in the clutch. Sunday's game against the Lions was another one of those games where you ask yourself what the fuck was he thinking when he committed those turnovers with the Boys up by 24. I admit I can not figure out this man for the life of me other than Antonio Ramiro giveth and he taketh away. He threw 5 perfect touchdown passes Sunday and his team still loss. Wait you say two of those were to the other team, but yet you have to admit that he hit those motherfuckers in stride and he put the ball where only they could get it. I have a theory on Ramiro that I will discuss later and believe me when I tell you it is not all his fault. The difference between Ramiro and James is that at least Ramiro is willing to try to win the game and you can't criticize or question his heart or effort ever. Unfortunately you can question his decision making and football acumen. To play QB in the NFL you have to be smart, accurate, a leader and have the ability to process information in a short period of time. Any short comings in any of these areas will ultimately lead to your down fall. Ramiro's problem is that he believes he has to make something happen on every throw and he is not smart enough to realize that you have to play the game within the game. In Sunday's game with his team up 24 and the defense playing superb Antonio has to realize that only turnovers will cause his team to loose. There is nothing wrong with throwing the ball away and playing a battle of field position at that point to win the game. The Lions had no momentum or hope until you started playing catch with their corners. The Cowboys are 2-2 and it's all because of him. (Two courageous comebacks and 2 stupid ass 4th quarter giveaways). Suck it up play smarter and lead your team to the Super Bowl or continue to dick teases make stupid ass mistakes and get called out as an underachieving buffoon for the rest of your career. Antonio Ramiro the clock is ticking its 3rd down with two minutes to go and America is watching. Whatcha you gonnnna do??????????????????
THE HIGH FIVE:
  • 1. PACKERS (4-0)- Who would you trade straight up for Aaron Rodgers right now?
  • 2. SAINTS (3-1)- If it wasn't for the goal line stance against the Packers and the surprising start of the Lions we would be talking about the Saints. The Steve Nash of QB just keeps winning.
  • 3. RAVENS (3-1)- Everyone stop fucking hating and just admit it. The Ravens have the best defense of all the elite teams and we all wish especially me that our teams could win ugly the way the Ravens did Sunday night.
  • 4.PATS (3-1)- The team is to reliant on Brady, but then again is that a bad thing.
  • 5.TEXANS (3-1)- Yeah you expected me to put the Lions there didn't you. Kiss my ass. The Texans are DX and the Lions are Rated RKO.
  • RANDOM THOUGHTS:
  • I blame Leslie Frazier and the Vikings brass for their 0-4 start. You gave Brett Favre the best team money could buy and you bring in McNabb and don't even start Harvin. Any team with the best back in football and a good defense should win 10 games easy. Just ask Eric Dickerson who had Dieter Brock as his QB.
  • Other than sign players no one else wanted, what did the Jets do this off season. Their offensive line is pathetic, they have no running game and their defense is lacking a pass rush. A third straight trip to the AFC championship games looks highly unlikely unless they straighten things out quick.
  • It is amazing that Nnamdi Asomugha receives no criticism for the contract he signed and his team being 1-3. I guess it pays to shut the fuck up and let Vick catch all the heat.
  • Megatron showed his ass off on a couple of catches Sunday, but for the most part he looked like Starcream M.I.A.
  • Let me just say The Hell with Chris Cooley of the Deadskins and he knows why. In the famous words of T.O. that's my QB while wiping away my tears.
  • Steelers lose!!!!!! Steelers lose. Fuck Heinz Ward, James Harrison and the rest of those underachievers motherfucker Steelers. 
  • You remember what I said about the Giants. They are coming.
  • Can someone please doubleteam Wes Welker and make Brady throw to someone else fuck.
  • All the Bucs and Josh Freeman do is win games.
  • How do you have the man that is on the cover of Madden and throw the ball 61 times Cleveland?
  • By not signing David Gerrard the Dolphins and Colts are openly losing for the right to draft Andrew Luck.
  • STOCK UP STOCK DOWN
  • The Harbaugh's All they do is win baby.
  • Eli Manning Don't look now, but the man who dared to compare himself to Brady is right behind him in QB rating.
  • Bengals They have the #1 defense in the NFL.
  • Ravens Defense They have that swagger back and Ed Reed looks healthy this season.
  • Ron Rivera You don't kick to Devon Hester under any circumstances dumb ass.
  • The Eagles I never bought into the hype
  • Rex Grossman Once again being carried by a run first defensive minded team
  • Kerry Collins You look more like Joan Collins with each passing day.
  • LETTERS TO THE EDITOR:
  • Dear Mr. Igromo, I don't like how you criticize my baby boy every week in your blog. You call him all sorts of names and last time I checked he threw 5 touchdowns passes on Sunday.You aught to be asahmed of yourself. Leave my Antonio alone. signed Mama Ramiro. Look a hear Bitch your underachieving erratic ass son threw 3 not 5 tds. It doesn't fucking count when you throw shit to the other team and as far as me being ashamed of myself, with all the money your son has cost me if you were hear I would make you get on your knees and fix it BITCH.
  • THINGS I LEARNED FROM WEEK #4:
  • Jason Garrett is a terrible game manager. He was just as much to blame as Romo was for Sunday's loss to the Lions. If you know Romo's history and you are aware of whats going on game wise, why the hell are you still running the football. Odds say the more you throw the ball bad things are going to happen. With a 24 point lead in the 3rd quarter now is the time for the headcoach to impart strategy especially with your QB banged up and your offensive line not being a strength of the teams. Run the ball and you not only take time off the clock and shorten the game, but you wear down the other team and take their will and desire away. Jason Garrett the headcoach has to override Jason Garrett the cordinator and the Cowboys win. If your child has a tendency to eat sweets before dinner even though you tell them not too are you going to leave candy and cookies open on the table for them. Romo just wants to make plays and sometimes you have to save him from himself.
  • Don't ever tell me headcoaches don't win games. The 49ERS have the same team they have had for years and yet Harbaugh comes in guns a blazing and the culture is completely different in SF. Take away Romo's dramatics and the 49ers are undefeated and being talked about as the suprise team of the year.
  • I learned that Mike Martz does know how to run the ball he just doesn't like it. Face it you know longer have the greatest show on turf so running the ball with the defense that you have is the best formula for winning. Forte is your best weapon and mix in play action along with Cutler and that defense and you have a recipe for success. It is all up to Martz or for Love to act like the man in charege and demand Martz to utilize Forte more.
  • Not only is this league a copycat league, but things also happen in cycles. If the current trends stays true you are going to have a league that devalues running backs and corners and pays heavy  premiumsfor lineman and QB'S. The Jets, Eagles and Cowboys three teams with no lines and a lot of money invested in corners have struggled so far and the Giants, Ravens, and Titans have succeeded with the change in philosophy.

When are we going to learn that it doesn't matter how well you start a season, but how you finish it that determines your post season success.
  •  Brett Farve was correct in his comments that he made about A-Rod. Would you rather play for the Packers or 49ers? A-Rod was handed a Super Bowl quality team instead of a reclamation project that Alex Smith was drafted too. Bret said that he was suprised that A-Rod hadn't won prior to last year, because the team was so talented. I don't have a problem with his comments and neither should you.
  • LOW BLOW:
  • My low blow goes to Hank Williams Jr and anyone else who believes our President is the enemy. Mutherfucker if you live in this country it doesn't matter what your political affiliation is you need to respect and support the President of the U.S.. I understand why some people want him to fail, because he is black and they never wanted him elected to begin with. Those people I say fuck you and deal with it. It is ok to disagree with the Presidents viewpoints or political agenda, but wanting him to fail or do a bad job only serves to hurt our country dumb ass. Regardless of who the President is I want him or her to do well, because my quality of life is directly or indirectly tied to their success. What do we gain as a nation if the President fucks up? Higher unemployment rates, more people losing their homes, crime rate going up, more taxes, public shools quality rapidly declining, business closings. Yeah that shit sounds like Gotham city or Sodom and Gamora. Not a  place I want to live or raise children in. Choose your words carefully before you go on tv and make and ass out of yourself nextime Hank. For your comments on my President I give you my lowblow award for buffoonary dumb ass.
  • I AM OUT LIKE COMMON SENSE AND GOOD JUDGEMENT THE THINGS THAT ROMO AND HANK WILLIAMS JR. WEREN'T BORN WITH.


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