The Low Down "PLAYOFF EDITION" week 1

Romeo is back and I'm going to give it to you more raw than a dude banging the Octamom and just like Maury "YOU ARE THE FATHER POVICH" my truths are 99.9% accurate, so take it to the bank. I apologize for being MIA, but my work schedule was hectic and the block was too hot, but I'm back giving you your weekly dose of sports talk.

• Let's start off with that beat down of epic proportions that Adabezie gave Beacher on OZ. A man should not have his manhood taken away from him like that and be forced to be any one's BITCH. Where were the officials to stop that shit from happening? That shit was frightening to look at. I know you are saying Romeo what the fuck are you talking about. I'm talking about that humbling ass whipping the Pats took from the BMORE BULLIES known as the Ravens.
• Did you hear the Ravens comments after the game was over? Mainly the ones delivered by the Beanie Segal of the crew Terrell ''ALL YALL CAN KISS MY ASS" Suggs. He talked about how they kicked the Pats ass and took their manhood away from them in the process. He said the game plan was to fuck them up and get the hell out of dodge. What kind of strategy sessions are the Ravens having? Have you seen that god fearing Christian man that coaches the Ravens D. He doesn't strike me as a the thuggish violent type. The Ravens must be getting Pre game motivational talks from Avon "I WANT MY CORNERS BACK" Barksdale, Delonte West, and Keish "Rock A BYE BABY" from New Jack City. Roger Goddell do your damn job and look into this shit before Indianapolis gets turned into the Carter and Peyton becomes the Ravens next Bitch.
• The only concern that I have for next week's game is if it comes down to Flacco vs Manning can the Ravens win that type of game. The Ravens have adopted the old school formula of smash mouth football and Flacco has not been asked to do much. Watch out for 8 in the box and the Colts daring the Ravens to pass the football.
• The best team in the NFC got their heads handed to them two weeks in a row by the Boys. If it wasn't for dumbass penalties and a fluke touchdown from Vick the beat down could have been even worse. Now all of Philadelphia is crying about Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb. I listened to comments from their fans and you would have thought they were talking about Billick and Boller. 5 NFC CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP APPEARANCES AND 1 SUPER BOWL APPEARANCE IN 11 YEARS and you want to get rid of McNabb. Ask the Detroit Lions fans if they would like to have had that kind of success. My Boys hadn't won a playoff game during that entire stretch of time. Memo to Andy Reid get this man an offensive line and a running game. Donavan McNabb will go down in history as the black Dan Marino. When he was a franchise player Reid had him throwing to future gas station attendants like TODD STKINKSTON, JAMES TRASH, AND THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION FREDDIE MITCHELL. His best years were wasted and now that he can no longer carry a team he needs better weapons around him. He is still better than 75% of the Qb's out there, but Eagle fans want him gone. Be careful what you wish for you could always have that child barring hip mutherfucker Jamarcus Russel.
• I won't comment anymore on the Boys, because I enjoy being the underdog and shocking the world.
• Kurt Warner is a bad mutherfucker and also a future Hall of Famer. He threw more touchdowns (5) than incompleteions (4). Try that shit out on Madden and you will be pushing that reset button forever. I think they are going to beat The Saints and put to bed that Vikings Saints showdown. I enjoyed watching the Packers loose. That's what you get for getting rid of Brett MUTHERFUCKERS.
• Rex Ryan is the second coming of Jimmie Johnson. He knows how to motivate a football team and he does a good job of taking the pressure off his team and putting it all on him. He said his team should be the favorites to win the Superbowl. That's genius. Instead of talking about a rookie QB, or an inexperienced team, or how they were given a playoff berth, all the media wants to talk about is public enemy #1 REX RYAN. They have good chance of beating the Chargers because they have the best corner in the game, the best defense in the game, and a solid running game.
• Who would have thought that the student would have outperformed the teacher. Sanchez outplayed Parmer and it wasn't even close. If I told you 4 years ago that the Bengals would adopt the Ravens and Steelers philosophy for winning games and the Steelers and Ravens would adopt the Bengals offensive philosophy you would have told me I was out of my fucking mind. What has happened to Carson Palmer and The Originator of "CHILD PLEASE" CHAD JOHNSON. They were missing in action Sunday and I am now convinced that Chad much like T.O. is never going to win anyhting in this league and he is a distraction to his team. Marvin get rid of him while you can and save Carson's career and your job.
• In the be careful what you wish for category. Wouldn't it be poetic justice if the Jets and Colts played in the AFC TITLE GAME and the Jets won. Remember the Colts threw that game a couple of weeks ago and let them in when there season was basically over. Now the Jets are in a good position to show The Colts their appreciation for putting them in the playoffs.
• My beauty of the week is Esther Baxter. Has there ever been a more misnamed person in history. Esther much like Wilma or Gertrude is normally saved for women with inner beauty, but as you can see she was blessed with the triple threat. (FACE , ASS, BREASTS}
• My Buffoon of the week: Mark McGuire. This man said he took Steroids because of injuries. Yeah and Pookie smoked crack because it helped him with his exercise and diet regimen. The Prodigal son came home and admitted steroid use and now he is seen as courageous for this ingridious act. Mark McGuire was glorified Dave Kingman and he received praise for shit he cheated to do. He owes his career to steroids and he does not deserve Hall of Fame status.
• THE REAL BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:JERMAINE PHILLIPS (SAFETY FOR THE BUCS) Jermaine was charged with trying to choke his wife after an argument ensued over a number in his cell phone. Did you not learn anything from Tiger dumbass. You ever hear of locking your phone or storing numbers under aliases like the Pizza man, or Grady, or Big Bub formerly of Today. When asked about the number why didn't you say it was a publicist for the team and she wanted to confirm your meeting time or better yet put your mutherfucking foot down and say none of your goddamn business. What is she going to do call the Police on you? No you had to go Wayne Brady on her and choke a bitch. What good is having money if it you can't use it? Now you have a record, you will probably get cut, and you have to spend the night with a dude named Debo protecting your assets. You over reacted, now you are in jail, she will never trust you again and you probably didn't even hit it. Dumb mutherfucker.