What The Fuck!!!!

• I feel the need to way in on this shit, because everyone else has and I want to shed some light on this subject. Eldrick Tont Woods only people like me who run in his inner circle know him by this name was groomed to be the best golfer the game has ever seen by his father Earl Woods. Unfortunately no amount of grooming or teaching or preaching can save u from the dangers of that sweet nectar known as PUSSY. This is not an indictment of Eldrick or Earl, but a revelation to the fact that no matter how much money,power or fame you have it can not protect you from the evils of PUSSY.
• I can tell you where it all went wrong for Eldrick. The day motherfuckers started referring to you as Tiger and proclaiming you Black Jesus in the golf community. When people start referring to you as Magic instead of Earvin, or The Juice instead of Orenthal your life has changed forever and you start to believe your invincleble. According to modern history Earvin didn't fuck mad bitches and contract HIV. Magic did. According to modern history Orenthal James didn't commit double murder. OJ The Juice Man did.
• Charles Barkley actually said it best in a Nike commercial when he said that he is not a role model and that just because he can dunk a basketball doesn't mean he should be responsible for raising your kids. Eldrick fucked up by trying to live up to a standard that is almost impossible to do. When Corporate America comes calling you have to be careful when you pick up that phone and say hello. Once you are given keys to that special room you can't fuck up or there will be consequences and repercussions. When you are an African American there are special rules that you have to follow to get into this room and maintain membership.
• You can't have corn rolls and wear your pants sagging off your ass.
• You have to be head and shoulders above the rest of your peers.
• You have to be well spoken and not seen as a threat to end up on America's Most Wanted.
• And the most important thing. We don't mind you getting married, but you better be real careful of your actions after that. Now I know you are saying to yourself that doesn't sound that bad, but you didn't read the fine print. The fine print says if you marry a blond haired blued eyed pure sweet nectar christian white woman, you better not bring any physical or mental harm to her in any way. If you marry a black woman and you get caught out there, we can do damage control to try and maintain your image.
• I know you are saying to yourself Romeo that is not true. Before Eldrick there was a man named Michael Jeffrey Jordan and he cheated on his wife on numerous occasions and was allowed to keep his endorsements. In fact he got divorced and there was not one interview of any of his mistresses or TMZ following him around town. There were no poor Juanita Jordan interviews on ESPN or any she should take the kids, leave his ass and take his money remarks from any columnists I know. Yet because Tiger didn't read the fine print, the overwhelming support for the pure christian white woman is causing him to hide out and give up playing golf temporarily. Think about this. Kobe was on trial for rape and he would go to court testify and then hop his ass on a jet fly to LA and drop 40 on somebody just because he could. Tiger has not been accused of a crime. Matter of fact he got his ass whipped and he is scared to show his face in public. You do the math. Tiger pure christian white woman. Jordan black woman. Kobe mixed woman. Shaq has done the unforgivable and slept with a fellow player's fiance and his wife has filed for divorce. This motherfucker slept with a bitch named Superhead and he continues to do commercials. Where is the public outcry or support for his wife at?Oh his wife is black. Get the picture yet.
• Tiger you also fucked up when you told corporate America that you were not black, because you painted yourself into a corner where it gets pretty lonely at the top. As long as you were a saint and winning tournaments you were cool, but when you fucked up you became a Nigger again. Eldrick you are one grimy motherfucker. You were fucking IHOP waitresses, Quickie Foodmart attendants, Chick Fila drive thru girls,and Hotel bathroom attendants. Thats some JR Rider type shit. You are a fucking Billionaire. Have you ever watched the Wire. They invented something called pre paid phones that you can dispose of and constantly get ones. Eldrick because you believed in your Tiger persona so much you were dumb enough to leave your name on a voice message that was delivered to one of your hoes. No nigger that I know is that motherfucking stupid. Maybe you aren't really black, because street smarts and swagger aren't your strong points. Next time you decide to go creeping send out your boys first to do the scoping and then sit back in your SECLUDED HIDE OUT and wait for the street meat to come take care of you. Afterwards dismiss their asses and move on.Don't let them stay the night with you and offer them breakfast and a ride home. Tell them to get the fuck out and move on. No Bitch I know is going to share that story with Tmz, Jet or any other publication for that matter. Now that's what Niggers do. You don't show a bitch where you live and exchange numbers with them dumb ass. You look real naive right now.
• Finally I hear that Charles Barkley is trying to call you and give you advice. This coming from a man that got arrested for drunk driving after he spotted an old hoe that he said gave him the best head of his life now he wants to offer advice to you. That's like Obama getting political advice from Marion Barry or Sheila Dixon. Apologize to your wife, your family and her family although I think it is too late. Second tell America to mind it's motherfucking business and get back to kicking ass on the golf course.
• Remember before there was Tiger there was Eldrick and you are not responsible for living up to a standard that is not achievable just because you can hit a golf ball. When you come to this revelation your father Earl will be just as proud as when you won the Masters.
• I'M OUT LIKE LIKE THAT LOOK ON DWADE'S FACE AFTER KOBE JAYED HIS ASS UP!!!!!!