NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 19

• I just got finished watching the Terps blow a 15 point lead and loose yet again to the U. Gary what the fuck is going on first you loose to Morgan St., then Miami. Whose next Witcha School for the Blind? What happens when you play real schools like Duke and N.Carolina? My bad your probably beat them. It's the team we are suppose to beat that we loose too. This shit is frustrating. Oh well we could always be fans of UNLV.
• If you listen to that saliva spitting Steeler lover Bill Cowher the Ravens shouldn't even show up to play the Steelers. With the return of God himself, I mean Willie Parker playing on Sunday the Ravens are in trouble. As an analyst myself if your not the Deadskins I try to remain unbiased. That shit I saw on CBS was down right pathetic. That shit sounded like a Steeler infomercial. All Cowher needed was for Dan,Boomer,and J.B. to waive the terrible towels and plague allegiance to the black and gold. At least Shannon Sharpe remembered that the Ravens had the second rated defense in the league and they did just beat the number# seed. The same Titans team that fucked the Steelers up two weeks ago. Memo to Cowher Dick Riding of any kind is not tolerated and the Ravens love that type of shit. Keep it up Bitch. Hey Ravens DO MY MOTHERFUCKING BIDDING FOR ME. I CAN'T HAVE THE STEELERS WINNING THEIR 6TH SUPER BOWL. FUCK THAT NOT ON MY WATCH!
• I talk to Jason Whitlock and I told him too to stop the Dick riding. He said he told the world how good Donovan McNabb was ever since that comment about OT happened. I have been talking about Donovan being an elite QB for the last five years. I am a Cowboys fan and I said Donovan can play for me any day of the week and twice on Sundays. Too me he is the 3rd best QB in football behind Brady and Manning. I'm talking about Peyton not Eli(THE MANNING IN NAME ONLY).Give him a WR and a running game and he would be just as good as the other two. If it wasn't for Benedict Reid Donovan still might be throwing to T.O. and my franchise wouldn't be in turmoil. 5 NFC Conference Title games in his career is nothing to sneeze at. That's a helluva an accomplishment. With all that said I hope the Cardinals whip that ass.
• I want the Ravens to play the Cardinals. There I said it. Now back to being professional.
• I tried to tell America about Eli. He can no longer be referred to as a Manning. I can't disrespect Archie, Peyton, and River. In case you didn't know River is 3rd string tumbler in his tiny tots class. Without that buffoon Plaxico Eli looked like Kyle Bowler with his accuracy. If he can't throw the jump ball to Plaxico or hand off to Jacobs he is an average QB. I know he won a ring last year, but does the name Trent Dilfer mean anything to you guys. I'm not sold on Eli and I never will be.
• The same thing goes for Jake Delhome. I told you about Jake way back in week 4. When you need him the most he can't be counted on. He has really only had one good season and now his team is seeing him for who he really is. An adequate game manager who can't come through with the game on the line. You have a good defense, a good running game,a good offensive line and the best WR in the game and you can't beat the Cardinals in your own building. I wonder why.
• This just in The Boys are thinking about cutting T.O.. Sources in the Cowboys camp tell me that Stephen Jones wants to get rid of T.O., but Jerry loves his ass. Jerry loves the challenge of working with trouble makers, because win, loose, or draw it keeps his ass in the news. Jason Garrett is interviewing with the Rams and he has already talked to the Lions. I think the only way he turns down those jobs is if The Boys cut T.O.(WHO CRITICIZED HIS PLAY CALLING LAST SEASON) and guarantee him the head coach position. I believe T.O. has influenced a lot of guys and everyone except for Jerry can see that cutting him can only benefit the team. Jerry though has 12million reasons to keep T.O. and he loves his entertainment value. It will be interesting to see who wins out in this power struggle.Personally T.O. needs to go because his best years are behind him and he will only become a bigger headache. The young guys Barber,Jones Creyton and Williams need to learn from Whitten on how to be a professional. Take it from the best ran sports franchise out their the Pats better to get rid of them one year early than one year too late.
• The Only time that being a Cowboy actually saved a players life. Michael Irvin was driving when he was approached by another car and had a semi automatic rifle pulled out on him. Michael said the guy recognized that he played for the Boys and they began to talk about the disappointing season that just occurred. Michael said he feared for his life, but the gunmen finished their conversation, wished him the best and left without any harm being done to him. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
• I talked to Brandon Jacobs and Jason Tuck and they both told me we can't win without Plaxico. He said he could shoot his dick off and smoke crack whenever he wants as long as he lines up on Sundays and makes those plays. Tuck said that he sympathizes with the fans for having to watch Eli try to play QB last week. He said he was there and that shit was ugly, so he can only imagine what it look like on TV. Memo to Coughlin: YOU ARE NOT BELICHECK BITCH. STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR TALENT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A SYSTEM THERE. Play your guys and stop that fake ass discipline. You overplayed your stroke and now you are getting ready for the draft just like the deadskins and THE BOYS.
• THE FINAL FOUR
• 1)THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS -OMARR EPPS YOU LUCK WILL RUN OUT SOON
• 2)BALTIMORE RAVENS- THAT IS NO ORDINARY JOE.
• 3)PHILADELPHIA EAGLES-PEEKED AT THE RIGHT TIME
• 4)ARIZONA CARDINALS- TOO DUMB TOO REALIZE WHAT'S AR STAKE
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK: SWEET MEAT JACKSON
• Eddie Curry's Limo driver. Mr Sweet Meat was an ex convict that Curry employed as his round the clock driver and he allowed him to leave in his basement while working for him. Sweet Meat alleges that Curry was sitting in the limo butt naked eating cheerios when he asked Sweet Meat if he wanted touch this. Sweet Meat said no thank you and Curry said why won't you look at it . You know you want all of this Sweet Meat. Sweet Meat declined and he said Curry jacked his Johnson and made Sweet meat clean it up. Sweet Meat is said to be suing for lost wages and emotional damage. My boy Brad Piff said never trust a lowlife. Judge Mathis accused Sweet Meat of using and told him he was lying. Why would a millionaire who is married with children and has the world at his finger tips resort to offering the bow to his ex con limo driver. This shit is funny as hell and because of this Sweet Meat Jackson is the Buffoon of the week.
• I'M OUT LIKE JERRY JONES COMMON SENSE!

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