What The Fuck!!!!

• I feel the need to way in on this shit, because everyone else has and I want to shed some light on this subject. Eldrick Tont Woods only people like me who run in his inner circle know him by this name was groomed to be the best golfer the game has ever seen by his father Earl Woods. Unfortunately no amount of grooming or teaching or preaching can save u from the dangers of that sweet nectar known as PUSSY. This is not an indictment of Eldrick or Earl, but a revelation to the fact that no matter how much money,power or fame you have it can not protect you from the evils of PUSSY.
• I can tell you where it all went wrong for Eldrick. The day motherfuckers started referring to you as Tiger and proclaiming you Black Jesus in the golf community. When people start referring to you as Magic instead of Earvin, or The Juice instead of Orenthal your life has changed forever and you start to believe your invincleble. According to modern history Earvin didn't fuck mad bitches and contract HIV. Magic did. According to modern history Orenthal James didn't commit double murder. OJ The Juice Man did.
• Charles Barkley actually said it best in a Nike commercial when he said that he is not a role model and that just because he can dunk a basketball doesn't mean he should be responsible for raising your kids. Eldrick fucked up by trying to live up to a standard that is almost impossible to do. When Corporate America comes calling you have to be careful when you pick up that phone and say hello. Once you are given keys to that special room you can't fuck up or there will be consequences and repercussions. When you are an African American there are special rules that you have to follow to get into this room and maintain membership.
• You can't have corn rolls and wear your pants sagging off your ass.
• You have to be head and shoulders above the rest of your peers.
• You have to be well spoken and not seen as a threat to end up on America's Most Wanted.
• And the most important thing. We don't mind you getting married, but you better be real careful of your actions after that. Now I know you are saying to yourself that doesn't sound that bad, but you didn't read the fine print. The fine print says if you marry a blond haired blued eyed pure sweet nectar christian white woman, you better not bring any physical or mental harm to her in any way. If you marry a black woman and you get caught out there, we can do damage control to try and maintain your image.
• I know you are saying to yourself Romeo that is not true. Before Eldrick there was a man named Michael Jeffrey Jordan and he cheated on his wife on numerous occasions and was allowed to keep his endorsements. In fact he got divorced and there was not one interview of any of his mistresses or TMZ following him around town. There were no poor Juanita Jordan interviews on ESPN or any she should take the kids, leave his ass and take his money remarks from any columnists I know. Yet because Tiger didn't read the fine print, the overwhelming support for the pure christian white woman is causing him to hide out and give up playing golf temporarily. Think about this. Kobe was on trial for rape and he would go to court testify and then hop his ass on a jet fly to LA and drop 40 on somebody just because he could. Tiger has not been accused of a crime. Matter of fact he got his ass whipped and he is scared to show his face in public. You do the math. Tiger pure christian white woman. Jordan black woman. Kobe mixed woman. Shaq has done the unforgivable and slept with a fellow player's fiance and his wife has filed for divorce. This motherfucker slept with a bitch named Superhead and he continues to do commercials. Where is the public outcry or support for his wife at?Oh his wife is black. Get the picture yet.
• Tiger you also fucked up when you told corporate America that you were not black, because you painted yourself into a corner where it gets pretty lonely at the top. As long as you were a saint and winning tournaments you were cool, but when you fucked up you became a Nigger again. Eldrick you are one grimy motherfucker. You were fucking IHOP waitresses, Quickie Foodmart attendants, Chick Fila drive thru girls,and Hotel bathroom attendants. Thats some JR Rider type shit. You are a fucking Billionaire. Have you ever watched the Wire. They invented something called pre paid phones that you can dispose of and constantly get ones. Eldrick because you believed in your Tiger persona so much you were dumb enough to leave your name on a voice message that was delivered to one of your hoes. No nigger that I know is that motherfucking stupid. Maybe you aren't really black, because street smarts and swagger aren't your strong points. Next time you decide to go creeping send out your boys first to do the scoping and then sit back in your SECLUDED HIDE OUT and wait for the street meat to come take care of you. Afterwards dismiss their asses and move on.Don't let them stay the night with you and offer them breakfast and a ride home. Tell them to get the fuck out and move on. No Bitch I know is going to share that story with Tmz, Jet or any other publication for that matter. Now that's what Niggers do. You don't show a bitch where you live and exchange numbers with them dumb ass. You look real naive right now.
• Finally I hear that Charles Barkley is trying to call you and give you advice. This coming from a man that got arrested for drunk driving after he spotted an old hoe that he said gave him the best head of his life now he wants to offer advice to you. That's like Obama getting political advice from Marion Barry or Sheila Dixon. Apologize to your wife, your family and her family although I think it is too late. Second tell America to mind it's motherfucking business and get back to kicking ass on the golf course.
• Remember before there was Tiger there was Eldrick and you are not responsible for living up to a standard that is not achievable just because you can hit a golf ball. When you come to this revelation your father Earl will be just as proud as when you won the Masters.
• I'M OUT LIKE LIKE THAT LOOK ON DWADE'S FACE AFTER KOBE JAYED HIS ASS UP!!!!!!
  

NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 12

I'm going to start this week off with a letter I received from Jason Whitlock of the NFL Truth's on Foxsports.

Dear Romeo, I love reading the Low Down column every week. Your take on the world of sports is breath taking and provocative. Missed your column last week, but I know you were out providing for your family, making that loot and giving your woman that good loving that only you can deliver. Over the years I have heard you use the term dick riding and I'm quite familiar with it. I love to take things from your column and use them in mine and get props for them. It makes me look good and I have garnered a lot of street cred using your topics. If reading your column and using some of your material is considered dick riding then YIIPPIE YAH YAY AND GIDDIE UP MUTHERFUCKER !!! I'M ON THIS RIDE FOR THE LONG HAUL.

• UPON FURTHER REVIEW:


• Upon further review I apologize to Chris Johnson for next recognizing your talent, but right now you are the best back in football and you are proving it weekend and week out. You are averaging 6.4 yds a carry. That is some TECMO BOWL SHIT you are doing to mutherfuckers in the NFL. You are the MVP of the league not named Brees, Manning or Farve.


• Upon further review Drew Brees plays like the Steve Nash of the NFL. He is an excellent leader and the sky is the limit for him and his team until they play BIG D GODDAMMIT.


• Upon further review The Giants, Eagles, Steelers, Ravens, and Falcons aren't elite teams, but they are good teams that are capable of making noise in the playoffs.


• Upon further review the demise of the Chargers was greatly exaggerated. One team that does not want to see them is the Colts.


• Upon further review Ray Rice is a bad boy. If he doesn't turn that pass against Steelers into a big gain, The Ravens could have possibly loss that game.


• Upon further review T.O. still has something left. If he would have kept his fucking mouth shut he could still be doing his thing in Dallas. He would certainly be an upgrade over that halter top wearing buffoon ass mutherfucker Roy Williams. Take a look at that tight ass short jersey that he wears with the back cut out. Bitch ass trick. Sorry about that , but I can't stand mutherfuckers who look like Tarzan , but play like Jane. Just like Sheila Dixon his ass is stealing money too.


• Upon further review the Deadskins still suck and Jim Zorn is still a buffoon. Love that organization. Why don't you sign Mom's Mabely to play tackle next year. She can't be any worse than the production you have gotten from Haynesworth this year.


• THINGS THAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 12:


• I learned that if Larry Johnson can gain 100 yds running behind the Bengals line then the Offensive line coach should be in line for a hefty raise.


• I learned that Dennis Dixon looks like modern day Randall Cunningham. He looks throws and runs like Randall. With the proper coaching and playing time hopefully he will have a career similar to Randall.


• I learned that since SPYGATE came out the Pats haven't won shit.


• I learned that the Colts don't have an identity yet. They just win games, never panic and always play with a sense of urgency.


• I learned that their are no ugly girls named Heather and no attractive ones named Gertrude.


• I learned that Ray Rice is the the true MVP of the Ravens not Flacco.


• I learned that no matter how well Matt Leinart plays Vince Young will always upstage him. Leinart had perhaps his best day as a pro throwing for 21 of 21 for 220 yds.His rival from the 2006 national championship game threw for 387 yds and 1TD including the game winner. Young converted three 4th downs and took his team down field on a 18 play 99yd drive that was Elway like to win the game.


• I learned that sometimes an Owner can actually make a good football decision. That finger gesturing buffoon Bud Adams told Fisher to play Young and 5 wins later Fisher looks like a genius.


• UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS:


• Can someone please tell me how Ralph Friedgen is allowed to keep his job after going 2-10, but yet all Byron Scott has done is win and he has been fired twice. Byron was fired after taking the Nets to 2 final appearances and winning coach of the year honors. Correct me if I'm wrong but don't you normally fire a coach when his team actually sucks. Byron Scott makes the playoffs every year and now he is at home playing the role of Mr. Mom and car pooling with women named Esther and Agnice. No Md. team has ever loss 10 games and for Friedgen to still have a job disturbs me. What kind of standards do we have at Md. I thought going 6-5 and playing in THE TOYS R US BOWL was bad enough but 2 and fucking 10. I can tolerate losses if they are to teams like FSU, THE U, or FLORIDA, but I can't tolerate losses to National Powers like Frostburgh St., SWISS MISS UNIVERSITY,RAY CHARLES SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND, DUNCAN HINES UNIVERSITY OR THE WALBROOK JUNCTION ACADEMY FOR MISFITS AND MALCONTENTS.I can't tolerate this shit anymore. Mediocrity has become the rallying cry at MD. and I want no parts of this. I have given up hope of seeing Md. return to its winning ways.


• HIGH FIVE


• 1) COLTS 11-0 There is no such thing as a safe lead when you play the Colts.


• 2) SAINTS 11-0 A walking living breathing video game.


• 3) VIKINGS 10-1 Farve plus health equals Super bowl?


• 4)COWBOYS 8-3 What does December hold for Romo and the Boys.


• 5) CHARGERS 8-3 Much like Dallas can San Diego win when it counts.


• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN:


• VINCE YOUNG QB TITANS:Who saw this coming? He has poise and looks confident.


• CHARLES WOODSON CB PACKERS:The best cover corner in the league right now.


• MILES AUSTIN WR COWBOYS: He will burn man coverage all day.


• T.O. WR BILLS: 14 Catches 297 yds and 2Tds. That's my wide out. That's my wide out


• MARK CLAYTON WR RAVENS: When he plays well the Ravens are hard to beat.


• STOCK DOWN:


• ELI MANNING QB GIANTS: Feeling the heat.


• JAKE DELHOMME QB PANTHERS: His career could possibly be over.


• MATT SCHAUB QB TEXANS: Plays like Peyton in the 1st half. Eli in the 2nd.
• HINES WARD WR STEELERS: Criticizing your starting QB is never good.
• BEAUTY OF THE WEEK:
• Alicia Keys is my beauty of the week. Can anyone tell me how Swiss Beatz pulled that, because I am at a loss of words.
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• Hines Ward how could you call out your QB and question his manhood on National TV. You questioned the severity of his concussion and you said that you often lied and played when you had a concussion. Now I know why you are always smiling, because you don't have it all upstairs.You don't even have common sense enough to know when you have been fucked up, so everything is funny to you. I guess you enjoy riding buses and wearing your helmet on and off the field. What good is having all that money if you can't even count it? When someone hits you so hard that your brain moves and you don't know what day of the week it is. It is time to move on to something safer like being a shark dentist or a crossing guard in Iraq. It is not tuff or a badge of honor to play with a concussion , it's stupid. I would love to see you in twenty years when you look like Leon Spinks and talk like Larry Holmes. Then we will see who is smiling.
• Now on to the real BUFFOON OF THE WEEK. I choose myself. That's right mutherfuckers I choose myself. I have to apologize to Bobby Bowden, but not for the reasons that you think. I still believe it is time for him to go and I think the game has passed him by., but he deserves to go out on his terms. Florida St. was nothing before he got there and at their current pace they will be nothing after he leaves. From 1987 to 2000 he coached Florida St. to top 5 finishes. He also coached FSU to 2 national titles including going wire to wire. That shit is unprecedented in College Football. That record will never be broken. There are certain coaches like Bowden and Joe Pa who are bigger than the University they coach at and they deserve the benefit of the doubt. Florida St. dropped the ball by going public and embarrassing him without reaching an agreement with him first behind closed doors. They should have never reached an agreement with that buffoon Jimbuffon Fisher to take over in 2011, because Bowden never announced his decision to step down. With all of his contributions to the University he should be allowed to call his own shots not be penciled in as a figure head. Yes his won loss record warrants making a change, but his honor and legacy mean more. I am embarrassed by my actions and Florida St officials should feel the same. God Bless you Bobby Bowden. Thanks for the Memories and I will never forget you. Love you man.
• I'M OUT LIKE ALLEN IVERSON.

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NFL PICKS WEEK 10

• 1)TOUSAINT 100-45
• 2) CLAYSON 97-48
• 3)GREG 95-50
• 4)RAFIQ 94-51
• 4)DAMON 94-51
• 5)BOB 94-51
• 7)SAM 93-52

NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 10

A PICTURE SAYS A 1000 WORDS. PUT YOUR OWN COMMENT HERE.

AFTER DICK JAURON WAS FIRED T.O. WAS HEARD MUMBLING THAT'S MY COACH! THAT'S MY COACH

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING?

SEEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER MAKING IT RAIN LATELY. I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT ANYBODY GETTING SHOT AT A CLUB LATELY SO HE MUST BE BROKE.

SHOULD HAVE MADE YOUR ASS BUFFOON OF THE WEEK, BUT I FORGOT YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES!

SO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NUMBER AND SUCK THE BOZACK OF JORDAN. HE IS ARGUABLY THE BEST OF ALL TIME, BUT HE IS NOT A PIONEER LIKE JACKIE ROBINSON. CHOOSE YOUR ROLE MODELS CAREFULLY DUMBASS.

DICKRIDING AT IT'S FINEST!! SAY IT AIN'T SO PAT SAY IT AIN'T SO

THE SECOND BEST BACK IN THE GAME!!!!!! ADRIAN HE IS COMING

THE BEST RECEIVER IN THE GAME AND YES HE IS BETTER THAN MARVIN GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!

BEANIE WELLS. MUST BE BONZI WELLS BROTHER.

CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

THE REAL HALF MAN HALF AMAZING. I HEARD WADE HAD A MAN CRUSH ON HIM.

SECOND COMING OF JOE MONTANNA

IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET THAT KARDASHIAN ASS? YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY.

I STILL THINK YOU ARE DONE

BAD MOTHERFUCKER

THE MOST CRITICIZED QB EVER. ONLY DAN MARINO HAD A WORST RUNNING GAME. UH OH IT'S 3RD AND 1

SMART ASS PLAY BY NOT SCORING AND RUNNING OUT THE CLOCK BUT IF YOUR KICKER HAD MISSED THAT SHIT........

JAMARCUS AND KYLE I APOLOGIZE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT THERE IS THE WORST QB IN THE GAME.LOOK LIKE TARZAN PLAYS LIKE JANE. THE PURPOSE OF THE FORWARD PASS IS TO MOVE THE BALL DOWN FIELD. NOT PLAY CATCH WITH THE SIDELINE OFFICIAL.

IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN DECEMBER. GOD HELP ME PLEASE

HEY MANIDIOT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 16 POINT PLAY. WAY TO LEAVE YOUR STAR PLAYER HUNG OUT TO DRY

STAY AWAY FROM THE JUICE

They say we live in the best country in the world and if that is true then the rest of the world must really be fucked up. We live in a society where it is wrong to boo your home team, but it is funny when a motherfucker throws a shoe at your President. Your wrong when you criticize Bellicheck for making a stupid call, but it is OK to call the President of the UNITED States a liar. Am i fucking missing something. I may not have voted for George Bush but I supported him because his decisions affected me and my family. When he got that shoe thrown at him I gave him props, because the gangsta in him came out. He ducked to the side called the man a dumb sum bitch and told him that's your ASS PARTNER. I never wanted him to fail to support the fact that I didn't vote for him. All I hear on TV and on the radio is motherfuckers like Rush rooting for Obama to fail . Hey followers of Rush he makes millions of dollars a year. He doesn't care if the President fails or succeeds because his bills are paid. So all of you broke, out of work , living from pay check to pay check motherfuckers continue to root for Obama's downfall. He only has every body's best interest at heart. We put together our cultural differences every Sunday and root for common teams in the NFL. When we as a nation do the same for the President of the US, then I will proclaim this country the best in the world. Until then we are as fucked up as one of those third world countries that throw rocks at tanks. I'm out like the MANIDIOT'S coaching career.

NFL PICKS WEEK 9

1)TOUT 91-38
2)CLAYSON 88-42
3)RAFIQ 86-44
3)BOB 86-44
3)GREG 86-44
3)DAMON 86-44
3)SAM 86-44

NFL PICKS WEEK 8

1) TOUT 83-33
2)CLAYSON 82-34
3)RAFIQ 80-36
4)BOB 79-37
5)DAMON 78-38
5)GREG 78-38
7)SAM 77-39

NFL PICKS WEEK 7

• SORRY ABOUT THE TARDINESS, BUT GET OVER IT .
• 1)TOUT 74-29
• 1)CLAYSON 74-29
• 3)BOB 71-32
• 3)RAFIQ 71-32
• 3)DAMON 71-32
• 6)SAM 70-33
• 7)GREG 69-34
• THE HEAT IS ON!

NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 7

I apologize about last week's edition not hitting the air waves, but it was due to technical difficulties. I realize that yall junkies need your football fix, so I'm getting you The Lowdown extra early so appreciate it. My rant this week is about that shit I was forced to watch on my expensive big screen 46 inch LCD Samsung 1080p Television yesterday. I understand you want to promote the game over seas so you televise the Pats vs the Bucs nationally and everyone has to watch it. Cool but when that shit starting getting out of hand right after the coin flip why did CBS not switch to something more exciting like that Raiders Jets game that was 38-0. If I want to watch Brady light up buffoons I will replay that Titans ass whipping from last week in my head, because that is where it is embedded. The game on Fox was no better. The Bengals treated the Bears like it was there homecoming game, but that's only part of the problem. After the Vikings Steelers game the Fox post game analysists told us to get ready for the Cowboys Falcons game and you know I was as happy as a prositute with bag of dicks. Only that shit didn't happen. Remember back in the day when you were watching NWA WORLWIDE WRESTLING on channel 54 and David Crockett and Tony Shivonne would hype up a match that was going to take place between the 4 horsemen and Dusty Rhodes, Nakita Koloff and the Road Warriors. You would sit on the edge of that bed for 58 minutes waiting for that fucking match to happen. Then the music hits the Horsemen come down, one minute left and then the music hits and the The Warriors,Dusty and Nakita come down. 30 seconds left they are about to lock up . David is still hyping up the match saying Tony it's about to happen. Then the credits start coming down the screen goes blank and you know what you here ( you here the crowd screaming and yelling hoo hoo hoo everytime Dusty connects with an elbow)sorry we will see you next week and that's it.All that so I can stand there holding my dick in my hand looking stupid wondering what just happen. That's how I felt when the Bengals Bears game came on and to top it off they never switched to the Dolphins Saints game until after that masacre was over. What the fuck? If a game is out of hand and the outcome is not in doubt switch that shit so we can see something worth viewing. The only drama in that game was whether or not Cedric Benson was going to rush for 200 yds. I can understand if you live in Chicago or Cincinatti and you show those cities the whole game, but give me something where the defecit is less than 30 points and I will be satisfied. I don't often complain about the NFL, BUT THIS SHIT NEEDS TO CHANGE GODDAMITT. I'm not normally off on Sundays, so I expect some good shit on when I am there. Don't make me start watching NASCAR mutherfuckers. Now on to the Lowdown.

• SCORES AND COMMENTS:
• Packers 31 Browns 3- What is the Man idiot doing to this franchise?
• Texans 24 49ers 21-I think the book is out on the niners and now we will see just how good of a coach Singletary is. This is not highschool football. It takes more than motivation, so he better brush up on his Xs and Os.
• Chargers 37 Chiefs 7- Hey Norv win a game that counts against some competition.
• Colts 42 Rams 6- Right now they are the best team in Football.
• Steelers 27 Vikings 17 - I watched this shit and I still can't believe what I saw. Watching a Steelers game is like watching a fucking movie. For 3 hours on Sunday you just sit back and you watch action, suppense, commedy and some of the most unbelievable bullshit you have ever seen in your life. Remember when Rocky beat the Russian and you were like how in the fuck did that happen? That's what happen yesterday and I don't have to go into details, because you saw that shit yourself.
• Pats 35 Bucs 7- No QB and and a coach with no clue. What a hell of a decision that was putting your franchise QB in the game down 28 to the Pats late in the 4th quarter to perform mop up duty. That's how you build confidence in your team and inspire them to greatness. Have your QB face Bellicheck and that pass rush straight off the bench. As a headcoach you will probably be one and done.
• Jets 38 Raiders 0- All I can say is Mark Sanchez was seen eating a hot dog on the bench during the game. Nuff said. Can we please drug test the Eagles, because they had to be on that shit to have loss to this team.,
• Bills 20 Panthers 9- Hey Coach Fox resign already, because it doesn't get any worse than this. My fault you could have loss to the Deaskins.
• Bengals 45 Bears 10- Child please Cedric Benson looks good. Jay Cutler needs some receivers bad. Oh my bad he had them up in Denver. Still like being a Bear Jay. Somewhere Mike Tomzack and Vince Evans are saying this is some bullshit.
• Cowboys 37 Falcons 21- Everyone said that Ryan was the better QB and the Falcons were the better team. If that is the case I like being bad. Miles Austin is a perfect example of how hard work and hunger payoff. Here that Roy Williams.
• Saints 46 Dolphins 34- I have never seen that many dropped balls in my life. No I'm lying I got to watch T.O. perform for the Boys the last 3 years. Memo to the Dolphins run the wildcat and throw to the white boy often and early.
• Cardinals 24 Giants 17-He Eli play ball and stop trying to imitate your brother. Did you see Eli changing plays and redirecting his offense. They looked confused and downright awlful. If Arizona plays like this the rest of the year they could go back to the big dance.
• WHAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 7?
• I learned that if you don't have a QB you are screwed. Tampa, Cleveland, Oakland,Tennessee, St. Louis and Washington are horrible and unwatchable.
• I learned that if you don't put pressure on the QB you are not going to win and you better have book end corners. I saw the Cardinals put 9 men in the box yesterday and dare the wrong Manning to beat them through the air. Kyle Bowler never saw 9 men in the box and he used to handoff to Jamal all day. My boy Greg brought up a good point. The Giants receivers can't beat man coverage. Zone them up and the Real Steve Smith looks like Jerry Rice. Man Them up and the Real Steve Smith looks like Travis Taylor. Slow ,confused and all fucked up.
• I learned that you better outscore the Saints, because whatever it is they do no one has figured it out yet. Drew Brees throws for 400 yds., but no one get's 100yds receiving. They look like USC, becuase after Brees and Bush I don't know anyone.
• I learned that the Deadskins are worst than I thought. They had a bye week and they still loss. Go figure. Take that mutherfucker and you know who you are.
• I learned that big receivers are the in thing. Rice who looks like a fake ass Randy Moss and Harvin who play for the Vikings look like a pair of wingmen for the Lakers. Brett Favre drops back and lays it out and they go get it. That beats throwing to Devan Hester and Mark Clayton who are both 5 foot 9 with Prince high heel boots on.
• I learned that Adrian Peterson is a combination of Barry Sanders and Emmitt Smith. Did you see that play when he hit the x button and then the R1 button when he ran over Ike Taylor and then put that spin on Polamalu. He is a freak of nature and he is the best in the business. His runs for no gains looks good. Goose and Moose were throwing compliments at him like he was Megan Fox. He's good , but not that good. Ain't that much dick riding in the world.
• And finally I learned that when Brett Favre throws an interception it's the receivers fault and that when Jamarcus Russell the man with those child bearing hips throws an interception that was the result of a dropped pass by his receiver it's his fault.
• OUT OF BOUNDS:
• When is enough enough? We have never won a National Championship, but fuck were we ever the worst. How in the hell do you explain loosing to Duke on Saturday. Not in Cameron on the basketball court, but on the grid iron where I don't know if anyone has ever been drafted to the NFL. What is Fridge doing to Maryland? You know how hard it is to get someone to come to Duke to play football. You have a better chance of getting Rush Limbaugh to speak at Morgan's Homecoming or attending a play with your girl that actually shows black men taking care of their children and being faithful. How do you top this dispicable dsiplay of buffonary at it's finest. Why don't you schedule Frostburg St., or The Minute Men of Bozack U so that they can further add embarasment to our once proud University. Much like I did to the Orioles I'm done until The Fridge is gone. Free my Terps.
• THE HIGH FIVE:
• 1)Idianapolis Colts 6-0: Who is going to be the team that stops Peyton from winning.
• 2)New Orleans Saints 6-0: They are a real life Tecmo Bowl Team.
• 3)Minnesota Vikings 6-1:Should have won yesterday.
• 4)Denver Broncos 6-0: Josh McDaniels is doing something right. Bmore is next.
• 5)New England 5-2: Is Brady all the way back. Time will tell.
• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN:
• STOCK UP MILES AUSTIN:6REC 171YDS 2TDS. HE DESRVES TO START.
• STOCK UP OWEN DANIELS:7REC 123YDS 1TD. TEXANS TE IS ON FIRE.
• STOCK UP TONY ROMO:311 YDS 3TDS. NO INTERCEPTIONS
• STOCK UP DEMARCUS WARE: 2SACKS. MADE LIFE MISERABLE FOR RYAN
• STOCK UP CEDRIC BENSON:189 YDS 1TD. GOT REVENGE ON OLD TEAM
• STOCK UP TOM BRADY: 308YDS 3TDS: HE'S BACK
• STOCK UP PEYTON MANNING:235 YDS 3TDS. IS HIS STOCK EVER DOWN.
• STOCK UP:CARDINALS D: #1 AGAINST THE RUN. WHO KNEW.
• STOCK DOWN JOHN FOX: LOSING TO THE BILLS AT HOME GETS YOU FIRED.
• STOCK DOWN BUCS OFFENSE: WHAT IS YOUR GAMEPLAN?
• STOCK DOWN BEARS D: WHERE ARE YOU URLACHER
• STOCK DOWN MAN IDIOT: WISH YOUN HAD BRAYLON AND WINSLOW BACK
• STOCK DOWN DEADSKINS: YOUR PLAY CALLER WAS RUNNING A BINGO PARLER
• STOCK DOWN RAMS MANAGEMENT: KYLE BOWLER IS YOUR QB
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• Who is a bigger buffoon Lamar Odom or Steve Phillips of Espn who had an affair with a chick that needs to get dna tested to prove she is indeed a woman. Steve Phillips is a married man who felt the need to cheat on his wife with Aunt Esther and Grady's love child just so he could bust a nut. Now his wife is divorcing him, he lost his job and he has to pay the five. Lamarr on the overhand analyzed his situatiuon something he is not good at and decided on a prenup. He gave the wrong Kardashian $1,000,000 a year, Laker tickets for fer family for life,a house for her mother and her, a brand new Bentley everytime they make a new model and a per diem per month. Sounds like she got 10 year deal with a players option and the ability to opt out. . How would you feel if some mutherfucker like Ray J was driving your shit, living in a house you brought , fucking your bitch ( you saw the tape) and sitting courtside watching your ass entertain him. Sounds fucked up don't it. Can you say O.J..That's the dumbass scenerio Lamar Odom agreed too. The wrong Kardsahian makes out either way. She has access to your shit now and whenever one of you wake the fuck up and decide this whole thing was dumb she is going to get paid like Brian Billick does by the Ravens for doing nothing. What were you thinking? I would have told her ass your not Kim Bitch so stop tripping . I love you we can make this shit work, but if it doesn't work out you take your shit and I will take mine and we will go our seperate ways. But no she sucked that dick like only a Kardashian can and he said ok I do. Hey Lamarr I told you last year, don't make a decision unless you hit M&M'S FIRST. Sugar dependancy can't go untreated. Blake Griffin the number pick in the draft doesn't have those type of perks in his contract. The Lakers made you work and sweat and beg for your shit and here comes the wrong Kardashian and she gets paid because of her incredible ability to dribble balls with her mouth. Because you agreed to this shit and brought this on yourself you Lamarr Odom are my Buffoon of the week.
• I'm out like Jim Zorn's dignity.