Things That Make You Say HMMMMMM....

• Now that a black man is President of the U.S. who the fuck do we refer to as the MAN and the leader of the coalition to keep the brother man down? AND ON A SIDE NOTE WHAT ARE JESSIE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON GONNA BITCH ABOUT NOW.hmmmmmm
• Why is that no matter how much fucking money you got in the bank? You still get nervous as shit every time you use your ATM card. You stand there whistling Dixie and shit praying that shit goes through so you don't have to take that long ass walk of shame back to your car and tell the cashier hold that shit for me I will be right back. hmmmmmm
• I recently heard that Screech from Saved By The Bell is fucking stray bitches and selling tapes of that shit. What's next Bud from the Cosby Show on the corner selling that shit? Whitley from a Different World turning tricks and sucking dicks. hmmmmm
• What kind of PACMAN JONES shit we got going here in Baltimore? I heard two teachers got there ass whupped today by their students because one of them had been disciplined earlier. So whip the ass of somebody that's here to help you. What kind of world do we live in? FUCK YOU PACMAN! hmmmmmmm
• Have you seen D.L. Hughley's show on CNN. That shit is terrible. That's why the man(Obama is not in office yet) won't put us on network TV. Flava Flav's sitcom, the Magic Show, Keenan Wayan's Talk show, Wayne Brady Show and Homeboy's From Outer Space are examples of shitty ass television shows, but they should not be held against us in our efforts to be on TV. Oprah you helped Dr. Phil's white ass help a brother out. hmmmmm
• Is just me or does Kanye Titter sound like a broke ass Storm trooper on his new CD. Motherfucker sounds like a Cyclone from Battlestar Galatica and you thought Keith Sweat was whining. Shut the fuck up and give me my hip hop Bitch if I want singing I just get The Jonas Bros or The Naked Boys Band. hmmmmm
• Is putting Baltimore on the front of the jersey enough to get me back down Camden yards. Hell no! It just let's the average person know where that sorry ass team resides at. The Orioles brain trust thinks this type of shit hides the stench of loosing and that I will now gladly give them my money. Motherfucker please. hmmmm
• What the fuck are they putting in that gas. Maybe it's just me but I'm still paying the five for gas. Instead of paying 60 dollars once I'm paying 30 dollars twice just as often. What kind of crackhead shit is this. I heard someone say they are enjoying the gas prices, so go out and get it. Fuck am I suppose to do buy it and store that shit in my freezer. This is some bullshit. hmmmmmmm
• Robert Kelly recently said he has 16 and 17 year old friends, but he's not fucking them. I will give him the benefit of the doubt. I was recently up Walbrook Junction about 2 in the morning and I brought some crack just to be neighborly not to smoke that shit. Nigger please. hmmmmm
• I read where Michael Vick blew through 17 million dollars in two years. Fuck was he buying space shuttles,countries, better yet did he buy people. 17 million in two years he should have had the shit smacked out of him and then locked his dumb ass up for failure to have common sense. He also didn't pay taxes. What the fuck is up with black people and taxes? IRS AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH ASK WESLEY SNIPES AND TEDDY RILEY TWO NEW JACK SWINGING MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WISHED THEY HAD PAID FIVE. HMMMMM
• I'M OUT LIKE LEBRON JAMES IN CLEVELAND.

NFL LOW DOWN WEEK 12

• I am starting off this week with some shit I have to get off my chest about that Bitch named Andy Reid. You told me ,the city of Philadelphia(which is a fucking cess pool of degenerates who have about as much class as a prostitute selling ass on North and Long ) and anyone else listening that Donavan McNabb was your man no questions asked. Then why did you pull that bullshit that you did Sunday. With your team trailing 10-7 at halftime you benched McNabb and put all of the blame for your team's poor play on him. In all of my years of watching football I have never witnessed some shit like that. That's the motherfucking Raven's defense not the Chiefs Bitch. I saw Romo throw 5 picks last year on Monday Night Football against the Bills and not get yanked. I saw Peyton throw 6 picks against the Chargers last year and his coach said nothing to him. Yet Andy Reid saw fit to not only embarrass Donvan McNabb by taking him out of the game, but put all of the blame for the Eagles poor play on him. What do you think everyone is talking about today? The lack of offensive talent on the Eagles or Donovan being the problem. I know what your doing Andy and it's fucked up. Your trying to save your job and shift blame from that whack ass front office of yours. Instead of getting Donovan some play makers you go out and sign Asante Samuels a motherfucking corner in the off season. You need corners on your team like we need four more years of Bush in office. Donvan over the years has had the pleasure of throwing to All Pro receivers like Todd Stinkston, James Trash, and future Hall of Famer Freddie Mitchell. Plaxico Burress, T.O., Roy Williams, Jason Whitten, Santana Moss, Chris Cooley. That's who Manning, Romo, and Campbell get to play catch with. The one season Donovan had T.O. YOU WENT TO THE SUPERBOWL DUMB ASS. Do the fucking math. Donovan your a better than me , because Favre, Peyton, and Brady wouldn't put up with the bullshit. Andy Reid bitch ass has you throwing the ball 50 times a game. Who does he talk too about his offensive game plans Mike Martz? Andy Reid should be drug tested, because he is fucking delusional. Tell his dumb ass that's not Fitzgerald and Bouldin your throwing too. I can't even name Donovan's fucking receivers outside of Westbrook. Raven's fans even sympathize with the parts McNabb has to work with. One last thing Bitch. I like the way you threw that game yesterday, by putting that buffoon in that was your backup. You must have had a lot of money riding on that shit. If Donovan was struggling what the fuck was that bitch going to do. Notice I don't even bother using his real name I just call him a Bitch, because well he just is. Andy Reid eat a dick up till you hick up. Donovan you can play for me anytime as long as the game doesn't go into Overtime. Remember there is a such thing as a tie. Just joking Donovan.
• Memo to the Dolphins and the 49ers: DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE IT'S A SEQUEL. The demise of Moss and T.O. was greatly exaggerated. Both of these teams single covered these guys and paid dearly. T.O. repeatedly burned Nate Clemens(70 million dollar man). I guess in this recession 70 million ain't what it used to be and Moss toyed with the Dolphins corners. T.O. 213 yards receiving and Moss 125 yards receiving and 3 touchdowns. With the game on the line only Steve Smith can be mentioned with these two.
• The Jets 8-3 are the best team in the AFC. Say it ain't so. They whupped the Titans fraudulent asses in their building. I'm going to say it again Brett actually makes his teammates better. With Brady out it could be NEW YORK AGAINST NEW YORK in the Super Bowl
• If it wasn't for bad luck Norv wouldn't have any at all. The only thing he hasn't loss yet is his dignity and he will probably loose that at the end of the year. One more defeat in the last minute of a game, I think Doctor Phill's phone will be ringing a lot this week. How do you keep your head up and continue playing after these kind of losses. I personally wouldn't think any less of you if you said enough of this bullshit and just quit.
• Matt Cassel is going to make a lot of money next year, but buyers be ware. Ever heard of Scott Mitchell or Jeff Blake. These guys were one year wonders who never amounted to anything. Whoever gets Cassel remember this. You won't have that protective agency called the Patriots front line blocking for him and protecting his ass for him. They are the only line in football that doesn't hold ,falsetart , or jump offside. No one including Bush has this kind of protection watching his back. And when you sign him remember you don't get Bellicheck or Moss. It's not a motherfucking package deal. So it is not going to look the same. Don't buy that analog TV looking for a HD picture. You will be sorry.
• Ed Reed is a bad motherfucker. Neck injury or not he is the best play making safety in the league. When he picks off a pass he is always thinking to score. That shit must be in his con tract, because if you are about to tackle him he will just lateral it to another teammate and start blocking for him. 108 yard return that's just sick.
• PACMAN JONES IS A FUCKING BUFFOON, THAT SHOULD NOT BE WEARING COWBOY GEAR. IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN TWO OTHER BUFFOONS THAT I KNOW OF WHO ARE ON HIS LEVEL. ONE BEING ISIAH RIDER. IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW RIDER PLAYED FOR THE TIMBERWOLVES, THE BLAZERS, THE HAWKS, AND HE HAD A CUP OF COFFEE AND GOT A RING WITH THE LAKERS. HE HAD MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF US WILL EVER SEE IN OUR LIFETIME. SO I GUESS YOUR SAYING TO YOURSELF WHAT MAKES HIM A BUFFOON. HE BELIEVED IN KEEPING IT REAL. REAL DUMB THAT IS. RIDER GOT ARRESTED FOR USING ILLEGAL CELL PHONES. THIS MOTHERFUCKER MILLIONAIRE STILL THOUGHT HE WAS BROKE AND OUT ON THE CORNER HUSTLING. HE COULD HAVE BOUGHT SPRINT WITH HIS SALARY INSTEAD HE CONTINUED TO SELL DRUGS AND LIVE THAT LIFESTYLE THAT'S WHY HE IS A BUFFOON. THE OTHER BUFFOON IS LATRELL SPREWELL. YOU KNOW HIM BEST FOR HIS STARRING ROLE IN IS LATRELL REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH. HE CHOKED HIS COACH BECAUSE HE YELLED AT HIM IN PRACTICE. THAT'S NOT EVEN WHY HE IS A BUFFOON. THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL HIS GM THAT HE COULDN'T FEED HIS FAMILY WITH THAT 7 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR CONTRACT THEY WERE OFFERING HIM. I WOULD LAUGH AT THAT SHIT EXCEPT HE WAS FUCKING FOR REAL. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE FEEDING HIS FAMILY AND NOW HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OUT THERE IN SOCIETY RESPECTED BUT BROKE THAN A SUMBITCH. PACMAN, RIDER, SPREWELL BUFFOONS FOR LIFE!
• Is it just me or does the Sunday night game seem more exciting than the Monday night game. When I was growing up MNF was the place to be, but now it seems like Sunday night is the more happening game.
• THE HIGH FIVE
• 1) NY GIANTS 10-1
• 2) NY JETS 8-3
• 3) TENNESSEE TITANS 10-1
• 4) PITTSBURGH STEELERS 8-3
• 5) TAMPA BAY BUCS 8-3
• MVP BRETT FAVRE
• GAME BALLS GO TO: RANDY MOSS,MATT CASSEL,T.O., ED REED,TONY ROMO,MICHAEL TURNER,CLINTON PORTIS AND ADAM VINATIERA
• I'm out like Andy Reid's word.

THE TRUE MVP

• As I sit here and reflect on another week gone by in the NFL, I here talk about Kurt Warner being MVP after the first eleven weeks of the season. How do you define MVP? Is it the person with the best numbers, is it the player with the most talent, is it the player who means the most to his team or is it the player who makes his team better.
• If you answered all of the above I couldn't blame you.
• When I hear MVP talk I never hear this player mentioned yet he is the most vocal, charismatic, not to mention most talented player in the league period. For twelve years he has anchored one of the best defensive teams in NFL history in the Baltimore Ravens. He has revolutionized the position of Middle Linebacker and made many an offensive coordinator loose sleep over game planning for him.
• The stats speak for themselves. Sugar Ray has appeared in nine Pro Bowls and been named an ALL-PRO seven times. He won Defensive Player of the Year in 2000and 2003 and; he was the sixth player to win the award multiple times. He was the first linebacker to win the Superbowl MVP Award since 1971, and the first on a winning team. At the conclusion of the 2007 season Lewis had career totals of 1520 tackles, 1367 solo tackles, 11 forced fumbles, 90 passes defended,83 tackles for losses,30 sacks,13 fumble recoveries,25 interceptions,and two touchdowns in 162 games. Lewis has led the NFL in tackles five times(1997,1999,2001,2003,and 2004). In 2003 Lewis led all linebackers in interceptions with 6, a total matching the All-Time record for middle linebackers in a season. Lewis was named first team ALL-PRO in 1999,2000,2001,2003, and 2004 and 2nd team ALL-PRO in 1997 and 1998. Under his watch the Ravens did not allow a single 100 yard rusher in 51 consecutive games from 1998-2001.
• Lewis has gained a reputation as a complete linebacker and a student of the game. He has the up most respect for the game and his play week in and week out shows.
• He is one of a handful of players that I have witnessed that actually make their teammates better. I don't like dick riding anybody, but when I watch Ray play it's like looking at JORDAN, MAGIC OR KOBE. I would pay just to watch him play on Defense. No other player in the history of the game has had that impact on me other than Prime Time himself Neon Deon Sanders.
• Ray Lewis has help make playing Defense fashionable. Teams around the league have modeled themselves after his play and defense and a running game are copied by a lot of teams as a formula for winning. Shawne Merriman and a hosts of other linebackers around the league are copying his style and hope to be like him when they grow up.
• You can put Ray Lewis on the Cincinnati Bengals and all of a sudden they would be a top 10 defense. He inspires and intimidates teammates all the while making them raise their level of play. 4TH and 1 game on the line who do you want running your defense? During my lifetime only Ronnie Lott, Lawrence Taylor, Reggie White, and Charles Haley could be mentioned with Ray Lewis. These guys could take average defenses and make them great. Double and triple teams me nothing to these guys when it came time to make a play they did.
• We have had one Icon in Cal Ripken now get ready for the second in Ray Lewis. Appreciate him Baltimore, because when he is gone their is know replacing him. Twelve years and know signs of slowing down. I believe he could play forever. Their are a lot of overpaid players in the league he is not one of them. If Deangelo Hall is worth 70 million, How much is Sugar Ray worth? You do the math.
• What time is it? Any dogs in the house? learn to love it because it is the best thing going today?
• I'M OUT LIKE THE DEADSKINS!

POUND FOR POUND THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

• In my estimation pound for pound Roy Jones Jr. is the greatest fighter I've ever seen in my lifetime. I know your saying what about Ali? His best fights were before my time and I witnessed him at the end of his career.The one fight I do remember seeing was Ali getting his ass whupped by that toothless Leon Spinks. He know doubt has a place in the GREATEST OF ALL TIME WING in the Hall of Fame, but this is about Roy.
• Before I tell you why he is the greatest, I am going to talk about the fight he had the other night with Joe Calzaghe. Yeah that Joe Calzaghe. The man who eight years ago Roy would have destroyed. Joe Calzaghe is a 36 year old white boy from Wales who happens to be undefeated at 45-0 while defeating other no talent white boys for the past 15 years. Calzaghe's only claim to fame was beating a 43 year old Bernard Hopkins. Calzaghe sounds to me like someone who beats up on boxers who are past their prime and pads his record with these victories. I heard he was trying to line up a big money fight with Thomas Hearns next. In the first round Saturday night Roy turned back the clock and knocked Calzaghe on his Wales ass. After that Roy basically got his ass beat, but that's besides the point. For five rounds Roy looked good and the fight was competitive. He ran out of gas after that and he got pummeled. Roy learned a tuff lesson in that you can't beat father time. Calzaghe's fists time and time again honed in on it's target, leaving Jones resembling a tired old man desperately missing his full vision. And sadly, after the fifth defeat of his Hall of Fame career, Jones may have regained his clarity of sight but is still lacking in his clarity of thought. Roy was only awarded one round on all three judges scorecards making it painfully obvious he should take the smart option and hang it up for good.
• During the mid to late 90's Jones was the sports most complete boxer, with his dominance complete to the point of boredom. The prospect of Roy Jones losing was laughable. Yet some of those superhuman efforts are being replaced with these very mortal ones.
• Five years ago to this day Jones won his last meaningful fight, a majority decision over Antonio Tarver. He lost three straight fights after that twice to Tarver and once to bitch ass Glen Johnson, before beating over the hill Felix Trinidad.
• In a five year period that could be considered his prime Jones went 16-1 with his only loss coming via DQ. He avenged that loss with a first round knockout in the rematch. During this time frame he defeated nine current or former world champions and three men who either already are in the Hall of Fame or will be when they become eligible. Jones was more dominant in his sport in that time frame than Tiger Woods was in his right now, because Tiger actually looses every now and then. If Tiger would have met Calzaghe in 2000 it is safe to assume he would have fucked him up.
• James Toney a sure first ballot Hall of Famer the minutes he is eligible, was pound for pound the best fighter in the world when Jones beat him at the MGM in Las Vegas on Nov 18,1994. Jones won 30 of 36 scored rounds in a stunning and beautiful display of boxing ability. Pugilism at it's finest.
• Mike McCallum a Hall of Famer was Jones next victim in Tampa, Fla. on Nov. 22,1996. They fought for the WBC Light Heavyweight title. Jones won every round on the judges scorecard including a 10-8 round in which he didn't even knock him down. That's dominance people.
• On April 25,1998 Jones stopped Virgil Hill with a devastating shot to the ribs so fierce that they are still showing it on highlight reels on the game's best knockouts. Virgil Hill to this day can't eat solid food and he says it hurts when he coughs. He can't even bend over to tie his shoe laces. Jones won the first three rounds before knocking Hill out in the 4th.
• So lets see against three future Hall of Famers , Jones went 3-0 and won 70 of 76 rounds. He won 92.1 percent of his rounds against Hall of Fame fighters. Pugilism dammit. There is no boxer in recent history that has dominated that type of competition quite that way.
• In 1993, Jones routed Bernard Hopkins, another future Hall of Famer, winning 24 of 36 scored rounds from him despite fighting with a broken hand. A broken hand godammit. Play your PS3 or XBOX system with a broken hand people. IMPOSSIBLE. After the first round he switched to a southpaw and still won against one of the best of all time.
• In his prime Jones had no equal. He was so superior that not even the best fighters in the world could come close to beating him. And as great as Calzaghe has been he would have never come close to being able to handle Jones in his prime.
• Jones in his prime would cross his hands behind his back, stick out his chin and dare his opponents to hit him. He had the juice to finish you with either hand and knock you out with a single blow. His footwork was second to none and his hand speed was frightening. Jones was the only fighter in history to go a full round and not get hit with a punch according to official numbers. During that time frame the only things I was sure about was death,taxes,my sexuality, and Roy Jones winning.
• Roy is pound for pound the best in the history of the game. To me Jones retired long ago, but his legacy in the sport still means something. He needs to have the conviction and sense to bring things to a natural end, instead of chasing past glories that will never return.
• I will leave you with this quote from Roy Jones Jr. "WHEN I LOOK INTO THE MIRROR, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S 115 PERCENT(OF WHAT I USED TO BE),"JONES SAID. "I'M LIKE , WOW, HOW YOU DO I KEEP GETTING BETTER LOOKING AS I GET OLDER... I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO 100 PERCENT , TRUST ME, PRETTY CLOSE. GO AHEAD AND BET AGAINST ME. YOU WILL GO HOME SATURDAY NIGHT CRYING SAYING: ROY,ROY! I DONE LOST ALL MY MONEY., I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU. I SHOULDN'T, HAVE BET AGAINST YOU.
• ROY I KNOW I NEVER WILL!
• I'M OUT LIKE TRACY McGRADY, RON ARTEST AND THOSE BITCH ASS ROCKETS AGAINST THE LAKERS.

THE NFL LOW DOWN NOV.4TH

• POOR QB PLAY. NO RUNNING GAME. OFFENSIVE LINE NOT BLOCKING AT ALL. DEFENSE NON EXISTENT. OWNER ALWAYS ON CAMERA. TALENT OVERRATED. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT! HOLD UP I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BOYS I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DEADSKINS WHACK ASSES. COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER FRANCHISE AND IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS AND THE ROCKS SAYS MILLIONS OF NFL FANS. CLINTON PORTIS FOR MVP YEAH RIGHT BITCH. JASON CAMPBELL WITH NO RUNNING GAME LOOK LIKE BRAD JOHNSON. WELL NOT QUITE THAT BAD , BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. THE STEELERS EXPOSED YOU IN YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE SECOND RATE FRANCHISE THAT YOU ARE. BEFORE YOU GUYS RUN MOUTH NEXT TIME ABOUT YOUR GREATNESS REMEMBER THAT'S WHY YOU PLAY THE GAME. FUCK THE DEADSKINS AND THEIR FANS. TAKE THAT MUTHERFUCKER AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
• Now on the Low Down. I know I know my team sucks right now. OH THIS JUST IN JASON CAMPBELL HAS JUST BEEN SACKED AGAIN BY JAMES FARRIOR. THAT SHIT IS JUST FUNNY. The giants defensive line is flat out ridiculous. The pressure that they put on your QB without blitzing is not fair at all. Where is my congressman when I need him? Do your job Sheila Dixon and have them mutherfuckers investigated and drug tested. No Strahan, no Umenyiora, and they still perform that's some unadulterated bullshit. I want their defensive coordinator, better yer their defensive line coach as my head coach. Their secondary and line backing core could be the worst in the league, but you would never know with the pressure their front four puts on you. Eli is good but not that good. He had three turnovers against my Boys and his Defense bailed him out. When you only have to cover for three seconds your defense is going to be good. I want to play the Giants with my starting QB . Then we will really see whats causing all this.
• With all the talent on the Boys How in the hell do we not have a capable backup QB. Did you see Byron leftwich last night. I should have had him on my team not Brad Johnson, or Bitch Bollinger. Right about now I would take Donte Cullpepper's big ass. See this is what happens when your GM is also your head coach and your owner. I blame your ass Jerry Jones for this unforgivable sin. You can kiss my ass.
• The Steelers are the most resilient team in the NFL. Their head coach Omarr Epps never lets them get down on themselves and they are always prepared. I have always said there are three teams that blitz and everyone knows this, but still can't do anything about it. They are the Steelers, the Ravens and the Eagles. They let players leave and replace them with guys that play hard and buy into the system. Here that shit Jerry Jones. It's about the name on the front of the jersey not the back. I know the Titans are undefeated, but I think the Steelers are the best team in the AFC.
• Comeback yeah right. The Ravens can't even spell that shit. A sign of the Apocalypse perhaps. The world is about to come to an end. I have seen it all now. A black President(hopefully), O.J. in jail, Devil Rays in the World Series, Knight Rider and 90210 back on TV, NKOTB reunited, Brett Favre a JET, Titans undefeated, sunny as shit in November, snow in April and the Ravens come back after being down 14. Unless Tony Banks made a comeback some fishy shit must be going on. The Ravens could be down three in the 4th qtr and we knew the game was over. I think Rudy T. Said it best "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HEART OF A CHAMPION". Ray Lewis's will to win is second to none. Here that Demarcus Ware. It's about more than talent. Ray makes his teammates better and you can't put a price tag on that. Sorry Bart Scott, but your days are numbered. T Sizzle and Ray are going to get that money and I think your gone. Ozzie pay them dudes what you owe. Joe Flacco looks like the real deal as a rookie now get him some play makers and make that thief Heap give back some money. Mason do what you do and Rice give the boy his due. The Ravens with Offense. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL SCARY!
• Derek Anderson not starting is bullshit. NO KELLEN WINSLOW, NO JUREVICIUS, NO STALLWORTH, OFFENSIVE LINE PLAYING POORLY AND BRAYLON EDWARDS DROPPING PASSES WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THROW TO HIMSELF. Good luck Brady Quinn your going to need it. Hey Romeo starting getting your resume ready. I hear the Raiders have an opening for a yes man. Jerry might hire you too.
• Titans undefeated. I HAVE NO COMMENT.
• McNabb does what he does better than anybody. Throwing for three hundred yards and winning. Who is his fucking receivers? Can you imagine him with talent? OH yeah with T.O. he went to the Superbowl. Stop waisting his talent and get him some players.
• Game of the week GIANTS VS EAGLES. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT EAGLES DO MY BIDDING FOR ME. LET'S GO TO JB FOR ANOTHER HIGHLIGHT JASON CAMPBELL IS SCRAMBLING AND POLAMALU OUT OF NO WHERE JUST BLOWS HIS CHEST OUT AND CAUSES A FUMBLE. NO MIKE CALL IT WHAT IT IS HE JUST GOT FUCKED UP. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON NATIONAL TV. YOU SAW THAT SHIT JUST LIKE I DID. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. NOW BACK TO THE LOW DOWN
• THE HIGH FIVE
• 1) TENNESSEE TITANS - BALL CONTROL, DEFENSE, AND GOOD GAME MANAGEMENT= UNDEFEATED
• 2) NY GIANTS-BEST DEFENSIVE LINE IN FOOTBALL CARRIES THAT TEAM TO GREATNESS
• 3)PITTSBURGH STEELERS- THEY BRING IT WHEN THEY HAVE TOO. #1 D IN THE LEAGUE
• 4)CAROLINA PANTHERS- ANY TEAM WITH STEVE SMITH HAS A CHANCE. DID I SAY HE WAS THE BEST WR IN THE LEAGUE
• 5)WASHINGTON DEADSKINS- ONLY BECAUSE YOU PLAY IN THE BEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL
• Don't blame Wade Phillips for the Cowboys losing. He doesn't play offense, defense or special teams. He doesn't coach the offense or defense or special teams. What the fuck does he do?
• The Colts beating the Pats just didn't have the same feeling. Without Brady it's not the same when they loose. It's like they have a built in excuse when they loose so it looks like they are always playing hard regardless of the outcome. That said the Colts should have blown them out. Imagine the Colts with no Manning. Brady and the Pats would have fucked them up. No questions asked. It was nice to see Bellicheck fuck up and burn all his timeouts. Brian Billick says that's what you do when you have no offense.
• First Half Awards
• MVP-THERE IS NO CLEAR CUT CHOICE SO I CHOOSE RAY LEWIS
• COACH OF THE YEAR- JEFF FISHER
• ROOKIE OF THE YEAR- MATT RYAN
• DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR- RAY LEWIS
• OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR- CLINTON PORTIS
• I'M OUT LIKE THE DEADSKINS ON MONDAY NIGHT MUTHERFUCKER