Random Thoughts

• Hey Ed Reed ordinarily because of the physical nature and shortened careers that NFL players have, I normally side with them in matters pertaining to money and contracts. I say normally,because in this case you are dead wrong. You are unable to perform and you have been injured for the better parts of the last three years. The contract that you signed has three more years left on it and before you even begin to ask for more money you have to show that you can suit up and bring on Sundays. Your ramblings about poor treatment from the Ravens and and being underpaid make road scholars like Mike Tyson, Dextar Manley, Mush Mouth and the Dudah Man from New Jack city look like Shakesperian authors. Unless you are a graduate of the T.O. school of fuck it you need me more than I need you, I can't understand where this coming from. Oh my fault yes I can. Ray Ray and Suggs just got paid and Nada and Rice are coming up on their re ups. You are injured and you see your best days being behind you. There is know question that you will go down as one of the greatest safties ever, but do me a favor get on the field, play your position, then talk talk whatever shit you want. Leave that HOW DO I FEED MY FAMILY SHIT TO LATRELL SPREWELL. BUFFOON FOR LIFE.
• I just read where Bryan Colangelo criticized Chris Bosh for being soft, costing them a playoff birth and for not being a franchise player. Oh really Bryan Shaq told us that too while questioning his manhood. Everybody knows Bosh shares agents with Lance Bass and Sanjaya. The point I'm trying to make is when is someone going to grow a set and call out their players while they are playing for them. This is the same Teflon Don that you wanted to max out. Instead of getting credit for calling a diva out you sound like a man who just found out you are not the father. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
• Peter King said The Boys have the most talented roster in the biz, yet we are ranked behind the Packers and the Falcons. Explain that shit.
• Charlie Rosen broke down the Lakers and the Heat rosters recently and said they should probably meet up in the finals. He has the Lakers winning in 7 with James missing free throws in triple overtime to give LA the win. Here is where the comedy comes in. He said Bosh and Haslem are equals with Gasol and Odom. Blake and Fisher barely edge out Aroyo and Chalmers and the benches are even. Are you fucking for real. If that's the case Kobe is the baddest mutherfucker ever to play then. Rosen said that James will destroy Artest and Barnes and that Kobe has the advantage over Dwade. Which leaves Bynum to destoy Illgauskus and Howard. My only thought here is everyone needs to pay attention and stop burrying Boston before it is time. Doc knows how to throw regular season games with the best of them and preserve his aging stars for when it counts. When Bosh shows me he can deal with the Beantown bullies of GARNETT, BIG BABY,ONEAL, and Perkins then I might change my mind.
• When the NCAA decides they want to go after the guys flying and supplying the drugs here(the agents, the boosters, the NFL, and the Head Coaches) instead of the street corner sellers(Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo) then I will believe in The war on drugs. Until then save that grandstanding taking away a heisman shit for someone with no clue of what is going on.
• Last but not least Floyd if you are scared just say so. Paquiao has agreed to do everything you demanded of him except promise you his unborn virgin daughter. You know what I think. For the 1st time in your life you are afraid of getting beat and losing your status as the best. I can't blaim you , because one loss and you are no better than any other great fighter. What's next you want Paquiao to fight with one hand tied behind his back or with no cornermen. THAT NIGGA SCARED!
• I'M OUT LIKE THE SELF ESTEEM OF CLEVELAND CAV FANS!
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Heat Checking The Man Now None As James

• When LeBron Raymone James was drafted #1 by the Cleveland Cavaliers, I knew that I was seeing history made. In all my years of watching basketball I had never seen so much hype and praise given to someone who had just turned 18 years old. You were Neo,Luke,Jeff Jerrett,Brock Lesnar, and Doogie Howser all rolled into one. You were supposed to be THE CHOSEN ONE, KING JAMES, THE MESSIAH, THE ONE SENT HERE BY DR. JAMES NAISMITH TO SHOW US MERE MORTALS HOW THE GAME OF BASKETBALL WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED IN THE FUTURE.
• Some where along the line something happened. You were living up to expectations, but you started to receive criticism from the same people who you thought were dick riders of thee Queen for life.
• Your accomplishments were amazing :ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, 2 TIME MVP, 4 TIME ALL NBA 1ST TEAM, 2 TIME ALL NBA 2ND TEAM, 2 TIME ALL 1ST TEAM ALL DEFENSIVE,  2 TIME ALL STAR MVP, AND NBA SCORING CHAMPION. In your mind you were THE CHOSEN ONE except you really wasn't. You wanted the title, but not the responsibility that went along with it. You knew deep down, because you said on occasion that Kobe was the best, but you still held out hope that your obvious flaws would not be seen.
• James figured ' I have taken these mutherfucking Cavs to the finals, the eastern conference finals twice and we have had the best record the last two years. That should count for something. Ask MJ, BIRD,MAGIC OR KOBE YOU GREATNESS IS DEFINED BY WINNING THE CHIP. Not dancing, shucking and jiving and playing well in the regular season. Your peers all love you and have bore witness to your greatness, so why can't the media do the same.
• James even with your setbacks you were still on pace to pass Kobe and MJ as the best ever. A couple of Chips in Cleveland would have made you a global icon, but the pressure was too much I guess. You saw everything that Kobe has to go through and you said fuck that, it has to be an easier way. I don't want to be the Man. I just want to be a billionaire, win some chips, and build my brand. Guess what that shit is ok for Chris Bosh and Dwade, but not for a mutherfucker who calls himself the KING.
• When you declared in front of a television audience that you were taking your talents to South Beach, In the famous words of Ole Anderson to Sting "YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT. Tupac aka Bishop said even better when he uttered the phrase in Juice "THIS NIGGA SCARED!!!!!!!!!
• I am not mad at you for the reasons everyone else states. You deprived me of watching you try to fulfill your destiny and take your place amongst the greats of all time. I never liked Michael Jordan, but I enjoyed watching his greatness. He made ball worth looking at because I rooted for every team that went up against his Bulls and he set a standard that guys are still trying to eclipse. I thought you were that kind of player, but I was wrong.
• A man who calls himself The Chosen One doesn't run to another team to play with stars, they come to him. Instead of playing with Dwade you should want to beat his ass. I don't know about you,but  there is nobody I  want to beat worse than my brothers and my best friends. It is the raw emotion and the bragging rights that come from beating them that makes challenging them worth it.
• James ask yourself one question. Can a man who is called THE CHOSEN ONE AND KING JAMES ever fulfill their true destiny by playing in South Beach and deflecting all of the attention and pressure on their other teammates. A FRANCHISE WANTS THE GLORY AS WELL AS THE BLAME FOR HIS TEAMS SUCCESS OR LACK OF.I saw that SI cover with you in the background looking like Tito Jackson and I just shook my head. It is the end of an era that never officially begun and for that you are guilty as charged.. I'm sorry LeBron Raymone James but I can't even call you Queen James anymore, because the respect is gone. You leave me with no other choice. YOU WILL BE KNOWN NOW AS JUST JAMES.

REAL TALK

1. Any man that calls himself THE TRUTH should choose his word carefully before lying to a nation of people. The Liar said the C's would end it all in Boston and they were not going back to Cali and that he can't be defended he is just missing shots. This mutherfucker is dillusional. Artest is covering this man like ugly on Precious. Hey Paul this time around you are not being guarded by Vladimar I don't get paid to play d Radmonivich and Luke Walton. Still think you are the best player on the planet. Eat a dick up until you hickup.
2. I have a problem with anyone calling a grown ass man Big Baby, so I'm calling that stubby little mutherfucker lil baby. All I am going to say about use is your the same sum bitch that was crying on the bench when your daddy Kevin Garnett was calling you a fat bitch and lazy mutherfucker for making him have to come back into a game when you were up twenty and the shit should have been over.
3. Jesus Shuttlesworth 0-13 after setting a NBA record with 8 threes the previous game. That is a direct result of dick riding Jordan for no apparent reason. The added weight of Jordan's balls on your chin slowed your ass down while you were coming off those picks and let Fisher catch up with your ass. You are a helluva player and one of the best shooters I have ever seen in my lifetime, so do me a favor leave the Jordan dickriding to Ahmad Rashad, Charles Barkley and everyone not named Romeo Igromo and Bradd Piff.
4. Ron Artest when you signed on to be a Laker you never knew what kind of pressure goes with putting on the the purple and gold. Last night I saw the fear of God in your eyes when you had the ball in your hands on offense. If your scared just say so it is ok, but stop that fucking right handed bullshit ass globetrotter dribbling routine you do everygame when you don't want to shoot and you are stuck with the ball. That shit would be funny if you were a Celtic, but you are a Laker and you are fucking with my money. I love the poor man Rodman routine you are doing minus the rebounds, but stop that retarded ass dribble and just shoot the fucking ball when you are open.
5. The old man keeps proving me wrong. D Fish has held his own against Westbrook,Williams,Nash and now Rondo. Fisher is doing his Robert Horry impersonation of not being able to hit the side of a barn doing the regular season and now all of a sudden he can penetrate to the hole as well as hit the longest two point shots known to man. My only criticism of Fisher is can he please look down at the floor before he shoots so that he can make sure his fucking feet are behind the line and not on it. Cry all you want man. Women love a passionate man who can express his feelings without fear of ridicule.
6. Hey Queen James even when you shot isn't falling there are other things you can do to help your team when. Kb 24 carried the offense through three quarters then his shot stop falling. He turned into Scottie Pippen and did all the little things like 4 blocks, 7 rebounds, 3 steals, and 4 assists and he put pressure on the Celtics D. The difference between Ray Allen and KB 24 is one is a great shooter who can do nothing else when his shot is not falling and the other is a great player who can do it all even when he is not shooting well. Hope you were taking notes Queen James and not coming up with another dance routine for your pre game introduction.
7. I love the way KG pounds his LIL ROMEO chest muscles and tries to portray himself as a tough guy. You are 7 feet tall 180 pounds and you intimadate mutherfuckers. Either you are a bad sum bitch or it is a lot of don't squeeze the Charmin soft mutherfuckers in the league.
8. Lamar Odom, Riley said it best when he said pay what you owe mutherfucker. You are letting lil baby out play you and you have him by 6'' inches. Stop having cybersex and sexting the third best Kardashian at night and get your head in the game. We are still waiting for your break out game. You are making Amare look like he was telling the truth when he said you had a lucky game on him. Stop playing like a BAN (BITCH ASS NIGGA) and be aggressive and do my bidding out there on the court.
9. Gasol ain't so soft now that he has his little brother Andrew Bynum with him. In 08 he had no help so Perkins, Powe, Brown and Garnett bullied him, called him bitches and threatened him with anal rape after hours. You would have been terrified too, but now that he only has to deal with Garnett and he is looking real manly right about now.
10. Last but not least I'm tired of that lucky charms mutherfucker Nate Robinson. He is a 4 foot 7 inch M.L. CARR with his cheerleading tatics. Get back on that cereal box mutherfucker and let the men play ball. You look stupid as shit sitting on the bench waiving your lil green bib with your legs swinging in the air , because they can't touch the fucking ground.
11. I'm out like Ray Allen's jump shot.

I AM A WITNESS NOW IM GOING TO TESTIFY

I told you mutherfuckers before Queen James and the Mamba are playing two different games and it shows because the Queen is sitting at home looking like a buffoon practicing his dance steps for next season's DANCING WITH THE STARS,While The Mamba is turning the playoffs into his own personal playground. Queen James with all his antics over the years is very confused with what he wants to do and who he wants to be. On one hand he says he wants to be a billionaire and he hangs out with JAY Z and he wants to build his brand globally. On the other hand he has won back to back MVP'S, annually leads his team to the best record in the NBA and is regarded by everyone on the Planet Earth except Brad Piff and myself as the best player in the game today. If the only ring you own is your high school graduation ring then I have a problem with calling you the best, but one thing is for sure I along with millions of others bare witness to the fact that up to this point your greatness and leadership skills have been exaggerated and the Queen James moniker fits you well.

VINTAGE RVD

THIS IS FOR MY BOY BRAD PIFF. ENJOY.

The Low Down

Mello you are a lucky motherfucker.

• Why do I hate Duke so much is a question that I constantly ask myself? Even more so around this time of year. North Carolina and Kentucky are just as successful, but I dislike those teams I don't hate them. It's something about Duke that just pisses me the fuck off. I create conspiracy theories around their ability to win even when they are playing at their absolute worse.  
• There are times when your are getting your balls licked and you can't even enjoy it, because you have visions of Coach k cutting down the final four nets in your head. Don't even think about you sum bitches. That's hatred not some homo shit.
• From Danny Ferry and Johnny Dawkins to Bobby Hurley and Christian Laetner. I hate them motherfuckers. Even that lucky charms midget ass floor slapping Steve Wojehowski brought me misery.
• The thing about Duke is win, loose, or draw they are always relevant. They might not have the most talented players, but they pledge allegiance to the Cameron and all that Coach K stands for.
• They get the benefit of the doubt from officials and their games are like fucking informercials for why you should play for Duke or at least become a Cameron Crazy. What other university's crowd has a fucking nickname.
• Please don't even get me started on Dickie V and Billy Packer two of the biggest dick riding buffoons of Duke University on the planet Earth. These two bastards used to battle each other day in and day out for dick riding supremacy over who could compliment Coach K the most. Dickie V is like Fonzworth Bentley to Coach K. He carries his bags, combs his hair and gets the door for him whenever possible. Dukie V wants the term Coach to never be used again after Coach K retires. He said the game of basketball owes him that. Enough said. I'm getting a headache talkng about Duke. I would like to know why each and everyone one of you hate Duke or for that matter any other sports team.
• I am tired of listening to the utter blatant lack of respect that sports fans as well as Philly fans have for Dononvan McNabb. The latest trade rumors have him going to the Raiders and I actually heard Raiders fans saying oh hell no we need to hang onto our second round pick and build through the draft. They say don't need a 34 year old QB coming in and being paid 11.5 million per year.
• Let me get this straight you would rather have a man with child bearing hips and an ass that makes Clay Aikens say I wants some of that running your team. A man that makes Ricky Martin and millions of other men from for their baby oil evertime he drops back for a pass. Give me a mutherfucking break.
• The only people who should have problem with McNabb running the Raiders are The Klan, Rush Limbeaugh and Jamracus Russel's new sponsor Johnson and Johnson. Everyone else should shut the fuck up.
• Time for a new baseball season to start and for renewed optimism to begin. The Orioles will probably start off 7-3, talks of the playoffs will begin, and dicks everywhere will get hard. Then June will hit they will be 20 games under .500 and sales of EXTENSE will go through the roof. Why even bother?
• Anybody including myself that questions how Gary Williams runs his program only needs to look at Calilprari and Kentucky for why the one and done athlete may not be the way to go. Caliprari wins 30 games a year and gets the best players in the land and he hasn't won a title yet. That shit might fly in Memphis, but Kentucky ain't putting up with that shit for long. Ask Tubby Smith who won a title and still got fired.
• Every year Caliprari gets the one and done athlete, wins games gets deep into the tournament and never cuts down the nets. His best players leave and he has to rebuild all over again,allTell while hearing about his failures to win with NBA talent.He coaches lottery picks and franchise players and he hasn't won a title yet.
• Gary gets players, coaches them for four years, and get's props for losing in the second round by a point. His players graduate and some of them play in the pros and others become outstanding citizens in the community. Meanwhile Gary has been to two final fours and won a Natinal Championship. Who would you rather have coaching your team?
• Until next time I'm out like Joey Porter must have been when he smacked a cop's hand away when he was trying to arrest him . In the next edition I will give my top 10 reasons as to why I hate Duke and I will reveal my top 10 wrestlers off all time in honor of HBK.

The Low Down

Everyone keeps talking about realignment and different ways to fix baseball and I am sick and tired of hearing the bullshit. Apparently the head buffoon Bud Selig has put together a panel of hand picked buffoons to come up with ways to change the competetive balance in baseball. Why they didn't seek the advice of Romeo Igromo AKA THE END ALL I will never know. After six months of slaving in winter meetings on some remote tropical island full of beach babes whose full knowlegde of the english language lends itself to the words yes and Papi. This group comes back with a theory of rotating teams in and out of the American League East to give teams a chance to play in divisions in which they have a better chance of competing by not having to face the Yanks and SOX every year. To simpletons and buffoons this sounds great! The Orioles , Jays, and Rays can play in other divisions and someone else can come get their ass whupped. Only one problem this just causes different teams to cry for help and the Yanks and Sox still dominate. I know put the Cubs, Phillies and Mets in with the Yankees and Sox and make them go head to head. Hell no!If you think they go all out now to beat the Orioles,Rays, and the Blue Jays. What the hell will they do when faced with that type of competition. No one will be safe. Their payrolls will sound like the rev gross for Avitar or Titnaic. The only way to cure Baseball of it's cancer is too impliment a salary cap with a ceiling and a bottom and make the schedules much like football where they are based on your record from the previous season. Imagine the divisions still the same , but the Yanks and Sox having to play the Angels and other top tier teams more than the bottom tier all along having the same payroll restrictions as everyone else. You could go over your cap to resign your own players, but you would have to pay a penalty tax for doing so. That way the Yanks and Sox could still spend more, but the playing field would be leveled from a financial stand point. Don't get me started on front office shit and the farm system that a whole different blog. That's my take. Let me know what you think. All that from my office in Bmore, Md. and I don't even get paid for this shit

• Those pics I found of Stacey Dash are from her Playboy shoot and let me just say goddamn. She is 40 going on 22. I think Jamie Foxx is hitting that. Fuck you Jamie.
• My boy Brad Piff came up with something the other day when he said with all of the supposed Kobe stoppers out there. Where the hell is the Quenn James stopper at? Think about that shit. Jordan had his pretenders who thought they could stop him like John Starks, Gerald Wilkins, Byron Russell and Craig Ehlo. Kb 24 has had Bruce Bowen,Bonzi Wells,Dohntay Jones,Tashawn Princess,and now this clown matt barnes who thought they could stop him. I'm not even going to capitilize his name. We will just call him the foon. Has anyone ever tried to D up the Queen and make it his life mission to try to and get into fights with him. The foon who has never really found a home in the NBA tried his damnest to get under The Mamba's skin and get him thrown out of the game. The next time that happens to Lebron will be the first time. Either guys fear retaliation from Delonte tech 9 West or A PIMP NAMED STERN has put out that memo that says fuck with The Queen and I will fuck with you. He doesn't get fouled hard, he get's no technicals, and he has never seen a consistant double team let alone been involved in a confrintation. Kobe and Mike got fucked with, but Queen James hasn't. Go figure. Oh yeah and foon you may get to see the Mamba again in the finals. Talk that shit then Bitch.
• On the topic of KB 24 and Mike, you know how I feel about that argument. Just think about this for a moment if Mike is considered the absolute best to ever play the game hands down and Kobe is always compared to him, then what does that make Kobe. The second best ever. Those two players are never compared to anyone else and when you think about if there was no Jordan you all would be dick riding the hell out of THE MAMBA. Just a thought but the second best ever tag ain't bad, but Kb24 would never settle for that shit.
• Another game winning shot for THE MAMBA. In a national poll conducted by ESPN 80% of the people chose Kobe over the entire NBA to take the last shot of the game. Only 20% said they would like Dwade,Mello, Jesus Shuttlesworth,Queen James and the rest of the NBA deciding the outcome for them. Once again when this man retires you will miss him and be sorry you are forced to watch the Nuggets and the Cavs batlle it out for supremecy.
• The acquisition of Bouldin and the resigning of Mason damn near puts the Ravens in the Championship game. No excuses now Baltimore. You have your playmaker. Now it's on Flacco's ass to get the team to the promise land. I want to see who you are going to blame now when you loose to the Colts.
• Say it aint so AI drinking, gambling, and fucking Bitches. That sounds like a weekend in Vegas to me. When I see a picture of AI looking looking like he did in his mugshot photo then I will believe he is down and out. He has made over 200 million in his life and I hope he didn't do the shimmy like Antione Walker and spend all of his  goddamn money. That would be a shame considering you achieved all of your fame without practice.
• I'm out like that dumbass look on the Chris Bosh face last night after his boys got jayed up.