The Low Down

Everyone keeps talking about realignment and different ways to fix baseball and I am sick and tired of hearing the bullshit. Apparently the head buffoon Bud Selig has put together a panel of hand picked buffoons to come up with ways to change the competetive balance in baseball. Why they didn't seek the advice of Romeo Igromo AKA THE END ALL I will never know. After six months of slaving in winter meetings on some remote tropical island full of beach babes whose full knowlegde of the english language lends itself to the words yes and Papi. This group comes back with a theory of rotating teams in and out of the American League East to give teams a chance to play in divisions in which they have a better chance of competing by not having to face the Yanks and SOX every year. To simpletons and buffoons this sounds great! The Orioles , Jays, and Rays can play in other divisions and someone else can come get their ass whupped. Only one problem this just causes different teams to cry for help and the Yanks and Sox still dominate. I know put the Cubs, Phillies and Mets in with the Yankees and Sox and make them go head to head. Hell no!If you think they go all out now to beat the Orioles,Rays, and the Blue Jays. What the hell will they do when faced with that type of competition. No one will be safe. Their payrolls will sound like the rev gross for Avitar or Titnaic. The only way to cure Baseball of it's cancer is too impliment a salary cap with a ceiling and a bottom and make the schedules much like football where they are based on your record from the previous season. Imagine the divisions still the same , but the Yanks and Sox having to play the Angels and other top tier teams more than the bottom tier all along having the same payroll restrictions as everyone else. You could go over your cap to resign your own players, but you would have to pay a penalty tax for doing so. That way the Yanks and Sox could still spend more, but the playing field would be leveled from a financial stand point. Don't get me started on front office shit and the farm system that a whole different blog. That's my take. Let me know what you think. All that from my office in Bmore, Md. and I don't even get paid for this shit

• Those pics I found of Stacey Dash are from her Playboy shoot and let me just say goddamn. She is 40 going on 22. I think Jamie Foxx is hitting that. Fuck you Jamie.
• My boy Brad Piff came up with something the other day when he said with all of the supposed Kobe stoppers out there. Where the hell is the Quenn James stopper at? Think about that shit. Jordan had his pretenders who thought they could stop him like John Starks, Gerald Wilkins, Byron Russell and Craig Ehlo. Kb 24 has had Bruce Bowen,Bonzi Wells,Dohntay Jones,Tashawn Princess,and now this clown matt barnes who thought they could stop him. I'm not even going to capitilize his name. We will just call him the foon. Has anyone ever tried to D up the Queen and make it his life mission to try to and get into fights with him. The foon who has never really found a home in the NBA tried his damnest to get under The Mamba's skin and get him thrown out of the game. The next time that happens to Lebron will be the first time. Either guys fear retaliation from Delonte tech 9 West or A PIMP NAMED STERN has put out that memo that says fuck with The Queen and I will fuck with you. He doesn't get fouled hard, he get's no technicals, and he has never seen a consistant double team let alone been involved in a confrintation. Kobe and Mike got fucked with, but Queen James hasn't. Go figure. Oh yeah and foon you may get to see the Mamba again in the finals. Talk that shit then Bitch.
• On the topic of KB 24 and Mike, you know how I feel about that argument. Just think about this for a moment if Mike is considered the absolute best to ever play the game hands down and Kobe is always compared to him, then what does that make Kobe. The second best ever. Those two players are never compared to anyone else and when you think about if there was no Jordan you all would be dick riding the hell out of THE MAMBA. Just a thought but the second best ever tag ain't bad, but Kb24 would never settle for that shit.
• Another game winning shot for THE MAMBA. In a national poll conducted by ESPN 80% of the people chose Kobe over the entire NBA to take the last shot of the game. Only 20% said they would like Dwade,Mello, Jesus Shuttlesworth,Queen James and the rest of the NBA deciding the outcome for them. Once again when this man retires you will miss him and be sorry you are forced to watch the Nuggets and the Cavs batlle it out for supremecy.
• The acquisition of Bouldin and the resigning of Mason damn near puts the Ravens in the Championship game. No excuses now Baltimore. You have your playmaker. Now it's on Flacco's ass to get the team to the promise land. I want to see who you are going to blame now when you loose to the Colts.
• Say it aint so AI drinking, gambling, and fucking Bitches. That sounds like a weekend in Vegas to me. When I see a picture of AI looking looking like he did in his mugshot photo then I will believe he is down and out. He has made over 200 million in his life and I hope he didn't do the shimmy like Antione Walker and spend all of his  goddamn money. That would be a shame considering you achieved all of your fame without practice.
• I'm out like that dumbass look on the Chris Bosh face last night after his boys got jayed up.