The NFL Lowdown Week #10 2011

Enough is a fucking nough. I can't take this Aaron Rodgers is the greatest QB to ever play the position and by the time he is done he will make Brett Favre become an afterthought shit. Announcer after announcer has taken dick riding to another level by permanently implanting their lips on the bozack of Rodgers. For my Anglosaxon brothers bozack is slang for male genital. I will be the first to admit( MY BAD I CAN'T BE THE FIRST BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS ACTING LIKE FONZWORTH BENTLEY OR AHMAD RASHAD WHEN MENTIONING RODGERS PLAY)that Rodgers is playing at a high level and that he is making things look easy out on the football field. The thing I can't and will not do is disrespect Joe Montanna, Dan Fouts, Dan Marino, Warren Moon, Steve Young, Jim Kelly, Brett Favre, John Elway, Troy Aikman and all those that came before my time by saying Rodgers is playing the position the best it has ever been played. Don't insult my fucking intelligence by telling me that anyone that is benefiting from today's rule changes and happens to play in an era when wide receivers run wild like heathens in Sodom and Gomorrah is the best. Quarterbacks now receive better protection than Presidents, Kings and Bozacks. The fear of getting your ass completely blown up by defenders has been replaced by the expectation of putting up Madden like numbers that Quarterbacks are accumulating right  now. Is Aaron Rodgers more efficient than Brett Favre? Yes he is but, that doesn't necessarily make him better. When Brett was in the midst of winning 3 straight MVP'S his weapons were Robert Brooks, Antonio Freeman, Andre Rison and some other dudes you would have to either google or use wikipedia to find their identities. Brett was an outlaw, a risk taker and a maverick because he had to be to win. He had no rule changes or blueprints to follow to help him be successful and his twenty year run should be celebrated not bastardized by New Jack Nation. Aaron Rodgers is playing at a time when a rookie QB named Cam Newton has already thrown for more yards in 9 weeks than he did last season while in college. I know Aaron Rodgers is the MVP of the season so far, but hold the fuck off on coronating him as the best ever when he isn't even the best ever on the Packers let alone the best QB now. That distinction goes to Tom I throw to whoever they give me and I appreciate it Brady. Dick riding ass buffoons. Now onto the Lowdown. I apologize Roger, Terry and Mr. Tarkenton for the ignorance of  New Jack Nation.

• HIGH FIVE:
• 1) Packers(9-0)- Who stands in their way?
• 2) 49ers (8-1)- The Cowboys are their only blemish of the year so far.
• 3) Saints (7-3)- Teams fear Brees as much as they fear Brady and Manning now.
• 4) Pats (6-3)- They may run the gauntlet the rest of the way.
• 5) Ravens (6-3)- They swept the Steelers and beat the Texans at full strength.
• STOCK UP
• 1) Tony Romo- 23-26 270 yards 3 Tds and he announced himself 100% healthy
• 2) DeMarco Murray 20 for 135 yards 1 TD. Felix should never see a start ever again.
• 3) Rob Grankowski -8 rec 113 yards 2 TD
• 4) Cortland Finnegan - Held the real Steve Smith to 5 rec for 33 yds and he had 1 sack
• 5) Bears- Their confidence level may carry them to a wild card birth
• STOCK DOWN:
• 1) Eagles- Dream team my ass.
• 2) Josh Freeman- With his 13 INT's he has thrown more than he threw all of last year.
• 3) Ryan Fitzpatrick- Since signing his deal he has thrown for 337 yards 2 TD and 5 int
• 4) Chargers - They have lost 4 straight games and Norvember is supposed to be their time
• 5) Lions- Started believing their press clippings a little to early
• ROMEO'S THOUGHTS:
• 1)Is their dissension in New York. Rex said that the timeout called by Sanchez just before halftime was the worst timeout ever called in the history of the NFL and the difference between the two teams is great QB play. Two shots taken at Sanchez. Ouch
• 2) The Ravens defense and special teams failed them Sunday. When you have a team that beats the Steelers twice and the Texans, but has losses to the Seahawks, Titans, and Jaguars that tells me a lot about their head coach. The effort that a team gives and how they play is a direct reflection of their head coach. Bellicheck and Tomlin may lose to elite teams, but there is know way in hell that you would ever accuse their teams of not showing up.
• 3) Deshawn Jackson is crying about not getting his coin. Following recipes from TO's playbook will only serve to alienate Mgmt. not get them on your side.
• 4) I agree with Mike Smith's call to go for it on 4th and inches on his own 29 ala Switzer and Bellicheck in OT on Sunday. He has been second guessed, clowned, and belittled, but if you cant get half a yard you don't deserve to win. That's Brees that your punting too not Rex Grossman.
• 5) Marshawn Lynch's ankle breaking run on Sugar Ray and Johnson was a Sports Center Moment. Go look at it on YouTube and laugh your ass off.
• 6) I am not even going to try to analyze a QB who is 3-1 and wins a game with just two complete passes. The power of the Tebow.
• 7) Would you rather win bad or look good losing.
• 8) The Texans deserve credit for winning despite the fact that their two best players are not playing. They are #1 seed in the AFC and they have the #1 ranked defense. Call it the Wade Phillips factor.
• 9) Blaine Gabbert is what an NFL rookie QB should like.
• 10) IN NEW JACK NATION AARON RODGERS, LEBRON JAMES,CALVIN JOHNSON,KEVIN DURRANT, AND FLOYD MAYWEATHER ARE THE GREATEST EVER IN THEIR SPORTS.
• MVP WATCH:
• 1) Aaron Rodgers
• 2) Tom Brady
• 3) Drew Brees
• 4) Matt Forte
• 5) Arian Foster
• DEFENSIVE MVP:
• 1)DeMarcus Ware
• 2) Charles Woodson
• 3) Jared Allen
• 4) Darelle Revis
• 5) LaMarr Woodley
• THIS WEEKS MORON IS:
• Joe Paterno. The man known as Joe Pa said he would step down at the end of the year, but apparently he didn't get the Memo or grasp the severity of what the hell is going on around him. He is still watching film and preparing for Northwestern instead of worrying about litigation or possible lawsuits. The Board of trustees let Joe Pa know via telephone that he was relieved of his duties, but he told them he would get back to them because he was on his way to see future recruits. No Joe Pa you are fired. Ok but what Saturday's game. Joe I am going to say this one more time. Get your shit and get the fuck out. Alright, but I still have to game plan for the Big 12 championship. Joe Pa you know what get the fuck off this campus. We will mail your shit too you. Don't make us have to get physical with you. What about the off season? Joe are you fucking hearing me your fired, ain't going be no football, no fucking bowl game, off season or any other football related shit you old fuck. Now take your gazelle glasses wearing ass and get the fuck out and don't come back. I guess that means you don't want me at Saturday's post game press conference. You know what fuck this shit. Security Security come get this delusional motherfucker before I break my foot off up in his happy valley ass. That is why Joe Pa is this weeks Moron, because he thought retiring at the end of the season instead of doing the right thing and resigning right now was going to be ok. Only in Joe Pa country is that shit considered acceptable.
• I am out like Deshawn Jackson and the Eagle's post season hopes.