THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK#8

Sorry about my one week absence from bringing you the best the blog in the business, but I had some personal things come up. You certainly made your feelings known by some of the comments and emails that I have received so I won't leave you guys hanging any longer. That game that I witnessed last week between my Boys and the Giants made me do some soul searching as a fan and follower of the Dallas Cowboys. The thing that bothered me the most was that I knew we were going to find a way to lose that game no matter what. It didn't matter that Tony Romo got hurt, because with the Buffoons that run my front office and oversee my team they were going to lose anyway. I'm not going to turn this into a here's whats wrong with my team article, but I will leave you with one thing to think about. Jerry Jones is a very smart man who has managed to make millions of dollars in his business dealings. I am sure he has surrounded himself with the best advisers and attorneys that money can buy, so why doesn't he apply the same logic to running the Dallas Cowboys. He treats the Dallas Cowboys like a fantasy football team and in doing so has turned them into the most overrated, over hyped bunch of buffoons walking the planet earth. They should change their motto to "THE PURSUIT OF BUFFOONERY AT ITS HIGHEST APEX". Jerry Jones the business man should fire Jerry Jones the owner and GM  and turn his organization over to football people who specialize in making football decisions. Now onto the Lowdown.

• THINGS I LEARNED IN WEEK#8
• T.O. is and always will be a loser. It is no coincidence that everywhere he has went his teams always no matter how stacked in talent they were managed to find a way to lose. T.O. gets pleasure out of just fucking with people and and he is most happiest when everyone is as miserable as he is. Taking a shot McNabb when you are no longer teammates isn't just petty you sound like a fucking ex girlfriend still seeking revenge for being dumped. McNabb has moved on and he doesn't give you a second thought yet rather than trying to figure out a way to turn the Bengals season around you are commenting on you ex lover I mean former Qb's struggles.
• A year ago everyone said Al Davis's best days were behind him and it was a disgrace for what he was doing to his team. Al is now saying tell him how his ass taste. You can't have top 5 picks every year and not have someone pan out. I am happy for the Silver and Black and football is a better place for it.
• Don't try to figure out what the KC Chiefs do to win, because if you do then you won't give them the credit for winning that they whole heartily deserve.
• I told everyone in WEEK 1 that Rex Ryan was a defensive coordinator masquerading as a head coach. Even high stakes gamble at all costs Belicheck said what the fuck are you doing. GOING FOR IT ON 4TH AND 18 INSIDE YOUR OWN 20 IS ASININE AND GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION. Rex the head coach should have overruled Rex the defensive coordinator and if the Jets are going to win the super Bowl Rex the head coach better figure out how to control Rex the coordinator before both of their dumb asses are looking for work.
• Greg Williams gave Dallas Cowboys and Baltimore Ravens fans even more reason to be mad at their organizations. The Saints were forced to play 5 safeties against the Steelers, because of injuries and Greg Williams blitzed about as often as Bishop Eddie Longs thinks abouts boys. He blitzed from all angles on just about every down and forced Ben to get rid rid of the ball early or get fucked up. This type of play could have back fired , but Williams said he needed his guys to make plays and he instilled an aggressive attitude in his players.Not let's drop 8 into coverage and play soft football or let them dink and dunk their way down field for scores. Football is often won by the team that makes the most adjustments, is the most prepared and is the most disciplined on Sundays.
• I guess the good old boy network is back in effect and strong as ever. I'm not going to play the race card, but I smell Rush Limbeaugh's fat ass around here somewhere. One week ago analysts all over the country said how dare Chilly throw Brett Favre under the bus after all he has done for him. He is the starting QB and you can't undermine his authority or create controversy in the locker room, by making unwarranted comments about him. He is playing on one leg, with bone spurs in his elbow, and he is blind in one eye and he can't see out the other. Sorry Bob, but you get the point. Brett is laying it on the line and he is the leader on the field and any sign of dissension can cause a locker room to divide. One week later Shanny that's what the good ol boys call him, benched McNabb in favor of a guy that Kyle Bowler laughs at Rex Grossman and if that's not bad enough listen to his reasons why. Shanny said  he went with REX at the end of the game because of his knowledge of the two minute drill, the terminology and the fact the games speeds up and you have to have the ability to call several plays at the line of scrimmage and your cardiovascular conditioning needs to be superior due to the fact that they had no time outs. Translation to me was McNabb was slow, out of shape, stupid and needed to be called out. No matter what Shanny says about wanting to win, one thing to me was clear ,he wanted to embarrass McNabb at all costs and by any means necessary. For one if you watched the game McNabb was repeatedly hit and he was sacked half a dozen times. If RexGrossman was the starting QB he would have been a tackling dummy and he would have went out like his successor at Chicago on a stretcher. There is no way that a team with lack of talent at the skill positions would have a sophisticated playbook anyway. The only play that ever works for them is the quick slant to Moss. That's a time where your draw shit in the dirt and you run the easiest shit you can to get your ass down field. The underlying factor is I don't hear anyone calling out Shannahan for embarrassing McNabb, dividing a locker room, or creating controversy. Attacking the man's physical condition is one thing, but calling in question his cerebral grasp of the playbook is taking it to the extreme. Finally bringing in the 300 lbs Russell and working him out is an indictment on McNabb and it tells you just how much little Shanny values McNabb as a person and a  leader.
• Bill Bellicheck is a bad mutherfucker, because there are are millions of deprived women at home that don't get that kind of love from their significant others that Randy gave him on Sunday. Moss hugged Bellicheck so lovingly that I started to get uncomfortable while viewing it. Did he caress his the back of his head and embrace him for minutes? What happened to you putting that arm out to keep the body contact limited when hugging a male. This is the same mutherfucker that traded him in the first place right. I can't imagine my manager at work giving me my walking papers and me repaying him by telling him I love him and look forward to seeing him in the future. Randy I should have made your Uncle Tom ass buffoon of the week, but I don't pick on the mentally challenged because it is not a good look. Interviewing yourself, paying homage to your former employees,dogging it on the field, and insulting those less fortunate than yourself is a recipe for finishing your career like ALLEN IVERSON. I hope you enjoy the weather in Canada, because that is where your playing career may end at.
• Call it a man crush if you want to, but Peyton Manning is a bad muthefucker. The best regular season QB I have ever seen in my life. The saying goes you can take myself, Obama, Todd Bridges and Lady Gaga put us at wide receiver and Peyton could win with us. Tell me another man in the history of the NFL you could say that about. He strikes fear in the hearts of everyone he plays. Peyton could win the MVP award every year and you wouldn't get an argument from anyone because he is that good. When you look up the definition of QB in Webster's dictionary a picture of Peyton is sure to be there.
• It was also bought to my attention by NorthEastFinest that the Pats haven't beat the Colts since SPYGATE. I think the NFL owes Peyton a couple of rings for that transgression.
• HIGH FIVE
• 1)PATS 6-1 WINNING IS SECOND NATURE TO THOSE GUYS
• 2) RAVENS 5-2 ED REED IS THE BOOST THEY WERE LOOKING FOR
• 3) STEELERS 5-2 SAINTS EXPLOITED THEIR WEAKNESS THEIR OFFENSIVE LINE
• 4) JETS 5-2 REX COACH YOUR TEAM WISELY
• 5) GIANTS 5-2 OH SHIT HERE COMES THE NY SACK EXCHANGE
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• Donovan McNabb when the fuck are you going to stop playing the role of the victim and say enough is enough. I have defended you time after time after time. No more its like you live for the that shit. We get it your mom raised a well mannered man who respects authority. You eat Campbell's soup, you are well liked and you take the high road in a day and time when that is not the fashionable thing to do. Unfortunately your happy go lucky attitude has resulted in you being treated like a bitch, a scapegoat, a lackey and a punching bag for millions of fans when shit hits the fans. Name me another possible HALL OF FAME QB who would have been traded in their own division. Think about that shit. Andy Reid was basically saying that you are done, you have no back bone, he doesn't fear you and that he doesn't care if you share his playbook with your new team. Damn that says a lot about your relationship with him doesn't it. All those years you spent not throwing Reid under the bus got you what? A one way ticket to a franchise marred in mediocrity with even less weapons than you are accustomed to playing with. The minute Andy got new toys on offense he gave them to someone else and sent your dumb ass packing. Shanny picked you up and basically told America last Sunday that you are not above being benched in favor of Rex Grossman. Where the fuck is your manhood at McNabb? Shit is so bad Shanny's son called your ass out. Me personally I would have taken a page from LL in ANY GIVEN SUNDAY and said shut the fuck up Kyle you are a fucking offensive coordinator who wouldn't have a job if his daddy wasn't the head coach. What is he going to do cut you? Every man in that lockeroom would have your back and coaches wouldn't feel like they could fuck with you because of your temperament. You should have told T.O. to shut up and suck your dick years ago when he blaimed you for losing the Super Bowl. Half of the team sided with him, because in a Alpha Male dominated sport you showed no balls what so ever. It is OK to be respectful, but when you go into battle on the football field you want to know that your leader has your back and that he will confront anyone that is not on the same page he is on. Shanny treated you like a bitch, Reid treated you like a bitch, T.O. treated you like a bitch and I sense a pattern here. Once a bitch always a bitch. I'm done defending you and because you don't mind taking it up the ass you are my buffoon of the week.
• I'm out like Tony Romo and Brett Favre.