RANDOM TGHOUGHTS

1. James purposely bumped his head coach during a timeout in a loss to the Mavericks, because he thinks Spoelstra is in over his head and he doesn't respect him at all. James dick riders are trying to point out that this was a mistake an accident of sorts. Yeah ok I saw the footage. I never saw James apologize or say my bad. He just kept on walking. In all my years of watching sports I never saw Bobby Knight, Buddy Ryan,John Thompson or even Mike Singletary get bumped. You want to know why. Outside of the fact that they would probably whip your ass they were respected win, lose or draw as the head motherfucker in charge. James did the same thing to Brown in Cleveland and he continues this behavior to this day. Maybe Jordan is right instead of making excuses for his lackluster play he should except responsibility get in the gym and work on his supposed god given ability.
2. Scared money don't make money. If Tampa Bay is the NFC's finest than the rest of the conference must be real fucked up.  What was that shit I watched yesterday? I can respect your commitment to the run, but goddamn you were down 14 how much shit can a bitch take? You had an opportunity to show the world what you could do and that was the best you could come up with. Stick to beating the 49ers, Cardinals, and Seahawks because obviously you are not ready for Primetime.
3. I applaud Steve Johnson of the Bills for standing up and facing the music yesterday after dropping what would have been the game winning touchdown in OT against the Steelers. What I don't condone is why that shit happened in the first place. If there is a such thing as a football god he must be a Steelers fan, because from the immaculate reception, to it's a fumble but give it back to the Steelers anyway even though Miami has the ball the Steelers are the luckiest Sons of Bitches in sports period.
4. For a coach who prides himself on being a real man Steve Fisher sure does act like a bitch. If Vince Young texted you an apology that shit was meant for you and you only. He didn't tweet the shit or take out an ad in the paper. He texted you. To let everyone know about the text and say that real men don't communicate that way is straight out of the Bitch 101 playbook. Besides what the fuck are you saying I text and tweet motherfucker and I get no complaints at home. You are using the media to get public sympathy on your side and discredit Vince Young in the process. You are trying to make yourself look like a victim when you are the perp. Real men don't create more problems we solve them. Real men don't spread gossip we put an end to it. Take off your dress and high heels and let us real men know when you want to start pissing standing up again.
5. Didn't I tell you about Manning last week and his tendency to want to do everything. The Colts I mean Manning abandoned the run early and 4 ints later he was staring at an ass whipping. Make all the excuses for him that you want, but football is a team game that everyone must contribute to if you hope to win. I don't how the greatest QB supposedly in history has as many rings as Trent Dilfer, but yet gets so much props. But then again James is the greatest basketball player on the planet and he hasn't won shit yet.
6. In the famous words of the greatest receiver of all time Michael Irvin Give him his due. He takes the blame and the criticism when his team loses now give him his fucking due. Irvin said that about one of the biggest buffoons of all time Barry Switzer. By the way if the Cowboys coming off of back to back chips can respect and follow Switzer why can't a motherfucker (james) who hasn't won anything follow anyone in charge. The man who should be getting props and praise on Sports Center should be Jay Cutler. All he did was beat the hottest QB in sports and help his team maintain a firm hold on 1st place but oh I forgot nobody likes to admit when they are wrong and everyone was wrong about DA BEARSSSSSSSS.
7. Michael Jordan is a bad mutherfucker who truly believes he is a god. He lives by the creed of keep my name out of your mouth and we will be fine. When James made his little WHAT SHOULD I DO commercial he opened himself up for criticism and the greatest closer in the history of the game delivered another dagger. I won't ruin it for you check it out on youtube.
8. After watching Boise St. lose by three the other night something donned on me. Not only did this officially put them out of the running for a national championship bid, but it marked the end of an era. 3 Years of undefeated ball and nothing to show for it. If the NCAA doesn't see the injustice in that, than Prime Time said it best Must Be The Money.
9. Derek Jeter is ruining his clean Cal Ripken like image ,by bitching about the loot. He wants to be paid like Alex Rodriguez while his production looks like Chico Rodriguez. Jeter you got loot, bitches and popularity because you were a Yankee. Put your ass on the Royals and you would be fucking IHOP bitches and playing in front of 5,000 fans. Stop bitching, count your blessings and take that 15 million you ungrateful mutherfucker.
10. Last but not least I told everyone that the Lakers fucked up in how they handled Bynum. This mutherfucker might not be back until Dec and meanwhile The Lakeshow has no center. Gasol and Odom have been playing out of their mind, but they are tired and it has been noticeable. If Kobe can come back from surgery and be here on time then fuck it so should Bynum. The Lakers gave him 80 million reasons to be at camp and ready to roll. I just hope Gasol and Odom are still fresh and ready by the time the playoffs roll around, because if they are not you can forget a fucking threepeat.