Nothing changes but the dates on the calendar. Same old bullshit year after year after year. In the famous words of Yvette from the movie Baby Boy "HOW MUCH SHIT CAN A BITCH TAKE!" 11 days after beating the defending Super Bowl champions NY Giants in their building you come out and have your manhood completely taken from you with no Vaseline by the Seahawks. Let me say that again the Seahawks. This organization that hasn't done shit since that buffoon Barry Switzer coached the team back in 95, came into Seattle unprepared, unfocused, undisciplined, and any other un word your ass can come up with. Jason Garrett is proving himself to be just as inept as Wade Phillips, Dave Campo, and Chan Gailey ever were. The game started off with a fumbled kickoff by guy (Felix Jones) who couldn't even pass the off season conditioning tests and who to this day remains unfocused since losing his job to Murray.Why Murray still has a job befuddles me, because if this were the Steelers, Ravens,Pats, or Eagles he would be at home with Dorothy and the rest of her friends skipping his ass down the yellow brick road in hopes of getting some courage, heart and a fucking brain. The fumble was followed by a block punt, an interception,dropped passes,penalties,blown assignments, bad snaps, pink hearts, orange stars,, green clovers,blue diamonds and a partridge in a pear tree.I'm sick of this shit.This ain't the 90's no more.Jimmy Johnson and the triplets aren't walking through that door. I don't want to say this, but I have too. The Cowboys won't win until Jerry Jones sells the team , gives up complete control or the man passes away. He has been the constant presence in the face of all this mediocrity and his choice of Jason Garrett along with his hobby of being GM has costs this team for years. The Cowboys performance in Seattle shows why they are .500 team at best and no matter how much love we have for them they are still the same old Dallas Cowboys. Now onto the LOWDOWN!
- WEEKLY TOP 10:
- 1)49ERS 2-0 If Alex Smith continues to play at a high level SF will remain NFC favorites.
- 2)Texans 2-0 In the JV circuit the AFC they are the best team if not the best in the league.
- 3)Falcons 2-0 Asante Samuel maybe the pickup that this team needs to take the next step.
- 4)Cardinals 2-0 Are they the 4th best team in the NFL. I don't know, but when you go to New England and beat the Pats,Brady, and Bellicheck with Fitzgerald only catching 1 ball that says a lot.
- 5)Patriots 1-1 If anyone knows how to overcome a devastating injury to his football team it is Bill Bellicheck.
- 6)Ravens 1-1 You can see where not having T Sizzle hurts their defense, but they are still an elite team.
- 7)Eagles 2-0 They are the most fraudulent 2-0 team in history, but a win is a win.
- 8)Giants 1-1 Eli showed you why the game is never over when he is your starting QB.
- 9)Packers 1-1 This defense needs to face Jay Cutler more often.
- 10)Chargers 2-0 Stop hating I know their schedule has been weak, but Norv is 2-0 stop the presses.
- WHAT I LEARNED FROM WEEK#2:
- Jay Cutler was correct in calling out his left tackle for damn near getting him killed Thursday night against the Packers. He should have laid hands on his head coach, offensive coordinator, and his GM for consistently sacrificing him to the football gods every week with that poor excuse for an offensive line. Brady can go after his offensive coordinator, but Cutler can't confront the man that protects his fucking blindside.
- Joe Flacco is still a work in progress. Whether or not Flacco can lead the Ravens is still in question after a loss to the Eagles, but as long as Sugar Ray and Easy Ed have his back I will withhold judgement.
- Who dat nation is now what the fuck nation? You guys can have Jason Garrett if you want.
- Everyone is crying about the replacement refs, but just remember this. I better not hear shit ever again about bad officiating when the the regular refs come back like we weren't complaining about their asses either.
- Peyton is trying to show everyone he is back instead of just relying on his play makers to make plays. After missing all of last year no one expects you to be 100%, but you open yourself up to more criticism if you keep trying to play hero ball as Teddy Bruschi calls it.
- Reggie Bush is not and should not be labeled a bust. He has never been given the ball on a full time basis and is now just beginning to come into his own. I can't critique a person who was unfairly labeled and pigeon holed into a role by his superiors without being given a chance to fail.
- I am a firm believer in head coaches not handling multiple duties on a football team, because I believe the team suffers in the long run. Romeo Crennel is in danger of being fired from the Chiefs if this losing continues. Turn the defense over to an assistant so that you can blame his ass when things don't go right. Better you than him. It is the american way.
- To the idiot fans of the Deadskins who threatened the life of Josh Morgan after his costly penalty on Sunday obviously being an Internet keyboard gangsta is all you will ever amount to in life.
- I agree with the Bucs blowing up Eli at the end of the game when he was trying to take a knee, because it ain't over until it's over, but I do have one question. If technically in football you are considered down when your knee touches the ground then isn't it a penalty when you plow into a QB when he is taking a knee. I'm just saying.
- Jay Cutler's personality and leadership abilities only comes into play when the Bears lose. Go figure.
- Rex Ryan couldn't wait to take Tebow out of the game after he was succeeding and put Sanchez back in , because he is afraid of what he created a QB controversy happening in week 2. This is one time in which a head coach put his best interests ahead of his teams in terms of trying to win a game, because it was obvious that Sanchez was struggling and ineffective.
- Golden Tate blew Sean Lee's ass up and he does not deserve to be fined. A $21,000 fine is not going to take away the pain or embarrassment of the hit on Sean Lee's end of the spectrum or stop networks from exploiting it on TV.
- Jason Garrett said Felix Jones maybe removed from his kick returning duties and then Jerry Jones said that he wouldn't. For those of you who didn't know Jerry Jones also coaches the Cowboys along with his ownership and GM duties and he is the backup long snapper.
- Norv Turner made have turned things around with his Chargers, because for years his problems were slow starts. Now they are 2-0. Does this mean playoffs.
- Complain about replacement refs, blown calls, ticket prices, bounty gate and anything else you can think of all you want, but you are wasting your time because the NFL KNOWS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH NO MATTER WHAT!
- RG3 and Andrew Luck are as good as it gets for rookie QB and their franchises are going to be in good hands for years to come. I still hate the fucking deadskins though.
- MY TAKE:
- Stephen A. and Skip Bayless entertain us with their intelligent and funny observations five days a week. I will pick one of their topics once a week and give you my observation which I will call My Take.
- Tom Brady is absolutely right in not going against Bellicheck and the Pats organization by openly speaking out about Wes Welker's lack of playing time. Brady understands how the Pats operate and that anything you say can and will be held against you at some point down the line. The Pats have a history of playing hardball with aging stars and Welker's case is no different. Because Brady is the perfect company man does not mean that he is not campaigning to get Welker more involved,but that his organization can count on him to support their decisions openly and not let it become a bigger story in the media. Just look at the Cowboys.Besides Brady is not stupid. There is going to come a day when his ass is on the line and hopefully the Pats and Bellicheck remember his loyalty when it comes time to make a decision on him.
- STUD OF THE WEEK:
- R.I.P. Steve Sabol. I grew up on NFL films and the story telling Steve Sabol blessed us with year after year. His ability to make you feel like you were actually at the games changed how you viewed the NFL and caused you to separate it from the other sports. The Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field is forever embedded in my brain because of Steve Sabol, and football became must watch TV instead of just another sporting event to watch.
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