THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK#14 2011

Did Jerry Jones make a deal with the devil when he bought the Cowboys or is it something else greater at work when we talk about the failures of the Dallas Cowboys after winning their third Superbowl in four years back in the 90's? Sunday nights loss to the Giants was just another in a long line of disappointing performances by the Cowboys. Shit is so bad right now that the stupidity and moronic play of the Cowboys has been taken to Chicago via Marion Barber. Did you say how he ran out of bounds to stop the clock for Tebow and how his fumble on that break away play that could have won the Bears the game opened the way for the game winning field goal for Denver. The Cowboys were up 12 with 5 minutes to go in the game win that wackass defense of Rob Ryan's commenced to making dudes on the Giants receiving core look like Rice, Irvin and Moss. There was a 35 yard punt, an overthrow of Austin that would have put the game away, followed by a block field goal sandwiched in between some of the dumbest ass penalties that I have ever seen in my life that set the stage for yet another Cowboy meltdown.. All of this shit happened in 5 minutes. Comedy or tragedy at its finest depending on which side of the fence you stand on. Jerry Jones needs to take responsibility for this shit and fire his own ass for forcing the rest of to have to watch this shit. He bought in that buffoon ass clueless moron in Jason Garrett and that fake ass Ryan named Rob. If it wasn't for his last name he wouldn't even have a fucking job.Clueless bastard. This is the 3rd time this year that the fucking defense has given up a 12 point lead in the 4th quarter. Prior to that it has only happened twice in the history of the franchise. I need a fucking DNA test done on Rob to proove that he is really a Ryan, because the Ryan's that I know would have fucking punched somebody or threw somebody under the bus for this bullshit. Garrett once again blew clock management and looked helpless as the game got away from the Boys. Am I emotional yes. More than a woman in her early stages of pregnancy, but that doesn't change shit. Where is the accountability, the anger, the heartache. Newman dropped a pick 6 and went back to the huddle like aw shucks let's go get them again. What? Ed Reed would have fell on his knees and asked God why? Ray Lewis would have jumped up and down so hard in frustration that he might have torn an ACL in the process.James Harrisson would have flat out just hit someone illegally. Sugh would have stomped a motherfucker on the head and said he was just cleaning off his cleats, but you get the picture. The bottom line is failure with the Cowboys comes with the territory and their is no price to pay for it. Until that part of the equation changes neither will the Cowboys fortunes. Now onto the motherfucking LOWDOWN.

• HIGH FIVE:
• 1)PACKERS(13-0) Will losing Jennings hurt them at all? No
• 2)RAVENS(10-3) Suggs is becoming the lead man on the Bmore Bullies
• 3)STEELERS(10-3) Stop Ben and you stop the Steelers
• 4)PATS(10-3) Its hard to bet against Brady
• 5)SAINTS(10-3) Any other year Brees would be MVP
• IGROMO'S THOUGHTS ON WEEK#14
• Tebow in the 4th quarter is about as automatic as the Cowboys blowing 4th quarter leads. If there is a such thing as must see TV its Tebow. Stop trying to explain his success, because he is an unconventional player playing a conventional position. Enough said.
• The Cowboys secondary is absolutely terrible. They couldn't cover a baby with a blanket. They blitz they get beat. They drop back they get beat. Man to man they get beat. Newman, Jenkins, Scandrick and Ball are the worst collection of non talented buffoons I have ever had the displeasure of watching. Rob I'M A RYAN IN NAME ONLY is supposed to coach these motherfuckers up. They don't cover and they don't hit. What good are they then? For the Cowboys sake they better address this matter in the draft and free agency, because they can't win with this group.
• I like the fact that the Pat's offensive cordinator got in Brady's face after he threw that pick late in the Deadskins game. Bellicheck lives by the creed of no one man is above the crew. That is why when Brady was injured three years ago and missed the entire season Cassell took over and they didn't miss a beat. In Patriotville if Brady can get in trouble God help the rest of us. That is how great organizations are run. Its about the name on the front of the jersey not the back that counts.
• Can someone tell Jerry Jones where Ball So Hard University is so that he can send his scouts there to draft players? Founding Member T-Sizzle is cementing himself as the Ravens most dominating and best player on the team not defense. He dominated the Colts with his 3 sacks 3 forced fumbles performance and he is now 3rd in the NFL in sacks with 13. Right now he has my vote for NFL Defensive Player of The Year and keep in mind he is doing this with Sugar Ray hurt and Ed having a down year.
• Remember the famous Michael Irvin line of give the man his due when talking about Switzer after he won a SuperBowlSchaub and Williams out Wade Phillips defense has continued to carry the Texans and they have not missed a beat.Only time will tell if this ferry tale saga will have a good ending, but as of right now they are the #1 seed in the AFC.
• Don't look now, but here comes the Jets. Does anyone circle the wagons better than them? Left for dead three weeks ago they are now the 6th seed and starting to find a rhythm. I have a theory that after a while playing all of these pressure packed games takes a tole on you and wears you out. One of these days the Jets are going to see the importance of consistency and then and only then will they take their rightful place as champions.
• It's a damn shame that Eli has no fear of the billion dollar playpen in Dallas and treats the stadium like its a home game every year since he broke it in with a win.
• Some cities don't know how good they have it. The Bengals have a winning record and they still don't sell out. What would it look like if they were losing.
• If in Brian Urlacher's words Tim Tebow is a good running back then what does that make sorry ass Bears QB Caleb Hanie?
• Really! Can someone please tell me what firing your coach just before Christmas means? I guess  Miami and KC did it  to show the fans that they are committed to winning.

• The best player on a bad team award goes to Marshawn Lynch. His ankle breaker on Ray Lewis a couple of weeks ago still has Lewis hurt and unable to play.
• DeAngelo Hall continues to show what Deadskin pride is all about. When faced with the toughest decision possible for a defensive player to make should I help gang tackle Gronkowski or not Hall chose to do the Haynesworth and just watch Gronkowski pull away for additional yardage. I guess that is what they teach you at the Shannahan academy in D.C.
• Was that Frank Walker the ex Raven I saw doing his best Cowboys impersonation of a corner by holding and getting beat constantly in the Giants game. You are scraping the bottom of the barrel when you bring his non talented ass in. Was Elvis Toast Patterson to busy to bring in. The Pats would rather have their players play both ways before they sign buffoons off the street like Walker. Another excellent pick up by Jerry Jones.
• Memo to players in the league don't establish a reputation of running mouth and calling coaches bitches, because one day it will catch up with you. Derrick Mason has been cut yet again this time by the Texans. With the loss of Johnson the 58 yr old Mason who now runs a 6.8 40 couldn't understand why he is not getting more touches. He believed that his 6 catches for 55 yards over 7 weeks spoke for itself. When reached for comment all Kubiak could say was this is not 2002.
• If I was GM for the Cowboys I would bring in Tiki Barber for the rest of the season. The Pats cut Sammy Morris and then you bring him in. You know how bad you have to be when a team that runs three wide on 3rd and 1 cuts your ass.The Boys play the Giants on the last game of the year and what better way to pump your team up than to go in Giants stadium and have Tiki inspire your team to victory. Just a thought. Anything is better than Sammy Morris.
• I'm out like Andrew Lucks Heisman moment.