THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK #3

Can someone tell me the definition of overrated or underrated, because if you listen to the media I think they define those terms by who they like or get along with? I believe they base who is overrated or underrated by the market they play in and the amount of publicity they receive. I hear all the time how Peyton Manning is the best quarterback of our generation. His leadership and knowledge of the game is second to none. On the overhand you look at Tony Romo and he is often the poster child for BUFFOONARY and the All Overrated team. I believe there are a lot of factors that go into determining how your career is viewed and  that simply looking at highlights on Sports Center is not enough.
Peyton Manning was drafted  #1 overall by the Colts in 1998. His first four years in the league he was a 2 time pro bowler, compiled a record of 32-32 and more importantly he was 0-2 in the playoffs, the big games, you know when the pressure is on the most. His QB rating during this time was 85.17 and he threw for 111 TDS, 81 INTS AND 16,418 YDS. For those keeping score: HE WAS A .500 QB WHO THREW 20 INTS A SEASON. Overrated or underrated. Remember he was the fucking #1 pick in the draft.
Tony Romo was undrafted walk on who played his way into a 3rd string spot on the Cowboys roster in 2003. No press conference, no limo to pick him up and no signing bonus. In his first four years Romo was a 3x pro bowler, compiled a record of 40-18 and he was 1-3 in the playoffs. His QB rating was 95.4 (3RD ALL TIME BITCHES) and he threw for 108 TDS, 55 INTS, and 15,327 YDS. For those of you keeping score: He wins 69% of the time , averages a little less than 1 INT a game and completes 64% of his passes.Based off of that who did you think is overrated and who do you think is underrated.
Now don't get me wrong I'm not saying that Romo is better. I'm just saying that at the end of the day Tony is a helluva QB, who is vastly mis judged, because of the uniform he puts on. If TRony Romo played for the Chiefs or the Jaguars they would building statues of his ass and people in those cities would be naming their sons after him and offering up their virgin daughters to him for marriage. The only thing Tony has done wrong is playing for the Dallas Cowboys and believing that he would be allowed to grow like any other UNDRAFTED PLAYER WOULD BE. MMOTHERFUCKERS HE WAS NOT DRAFTED. THAT MEANS THAT EVERY FUCKING TEAM IN THE NFL SAID "YOU KNOW WHAT TONY , YOUR NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO EVEN BE 3RD STRING AND CARRY A CLIPBOARD ON MY SIDELINES. Yet he is overrated. Peyton throws for a gazillion yards every year, does all that pre snap bull shit, gets one of the top 2 seeds every year and has only one Superbowl to show for it. That's being overrated. Imagine if Kobe never won a ring without Shaq, they would still be calling his overrated. Tom Brady for my money is the best thing going and to me he is vastly underrated with his 3 Superbowl rings and his status as a 6th round pick, because all of America keeps putting Peyton over him.The year he got his props he didn't even win. Go figure that shit All I am saying is undrafted players can never be overrated, but #1 picks with tons of records and 1 Superbowl to show for it can. Now on to the Lowdown.

• THINGS THAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 3:
• As far as the eyeball test is concerned Mike Vick looks better than ever. He is like Demi Moore. We keep telling ourselves there is no way, but our eyes are not deceiving us.
• Anquan Bouldin AKA THE DIFFERENCE MAKER is delivering as advertised and just ask Arizona if they miss his ass.
• I learned that if you don't have a superstar on your team that has your back and buys into your philosophy that when the going gets tough you will get tuned out and become a statistic real quick.
• The media is made up of clowns who don't really believe half of what they say. They are now saying that Chicago is overrated and Jay Cutler is a fraud. At 3-0 we should all be so bad.
• I learned that THE PERFORMANCE ENHANCER Rex Ryan knows talent and how to motivate it. LT is running physical and Sanchez is looking decent. Braylon is even catching the ball.
• I learned that calling a timeout before a kicker kicks is a bad thing especially when your name is Sean Payton. Call a timeout and your team just blocked the kick. WHAT THE FUCK?
• UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS:
• I do believe that you can lead by example in some sports, but you can't get away with it while playing QB in the NFL. I was talking to my boy Brad Piff the other day and the topic of leadership came up. We were talking about the end of the Charger Seahawk game where Rivers threw a pick to end the game. His body language after the game was that of a pissed off motherfucker who was sick and tired of being sick and tired. He was yelling and pointing and if you had just tuned in you would have sworn that someone else on the team had just fucked up. Because of his demonstrative manner and his I don't give a fuck attitude he is never blamed for his teams misfortune even when he has something to do with it. His teammates never complain to the media about their lack of touches or anything related to Rivers. That's fucking leadership. Eli Manning on the overhand had similar numbers to Rivers and his team loss just like Rivers except he was blamed for it. The media was talking about how the Giants lack a true leader and that this would have never happened if Strahan was there. The Cowboys loss in week #1 to the Deadskins and on the last play of the game Romo threw what we all thought was the winning TD. Wrong, a holding penalty was called and Romo was blamed for coming up short again. This type of shit never happens to Peyton or Brady, because their fucking players no better. Jump offsides or get called for a holding penalty that cost them the game. Forget the coach your ass belongs to those guys. I once saw Brady headbutt one of his lineman after a good block. That shit got me pumped up and wanting to play for his ass. Whenever Larry Allen or Erik Williams fucked up Troy Aikman got them in line and they are Hall of Famers. If Romo yells at his line and gets in Roy Willaims face and tells him to get open and demands that his team plays together and smarter. Guess what? They do because as the QB and unquestioned leader of the team, the owner pays you and can't afford to replace you, and the coach needs you support and therfore will back you. If Eli and Tony ever learn anything it should be  that as QB if your team does not respect you as their leader , they will disrespect you and let you get blaimed for all that is wrong with the team and even if it is not their fault.
• HIGH FIVE
• 1) STEELERS 3-0 I COULD START FOR THEM AND THEY WOULD STILL WIN
• 2) SAINTS 2-1 ONE OT LOSS DOES NOT DEFINE A TEAM
• 3)RAVENS 2-1 CUT THE DEFENSE SOME SLACK
• .4) JETS 2-1 GAINING MOMENTUM
• 5) COLTS 2-1 CONSISTENTLY GOOD
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• Bishop Eddie Long. Are you fucking serious. I'm not even going to get into you cheating on your wife that's your fucking business, but let me ask you one question. You do live in Atlanta, Georgia right? Home of some of the phatest asses in the world. right. Let me see there is Magic City and Strokers just to name a few of the establishments that showcase the most physically blessed vixens that  I have ever laid my eyes on, yet you look at the anatomy of some 16 and 17 year old boys compared to chicks like Shaneka Adams and Maliah and you say you got to have you some bozack. Have you loss your motherfucking mind Bitch? Even George Michaels sweet ass said I DON'T KNOW BOUT THAT CHOICE. I don't even want to know what your mindset or logic is behind your choices, but when you live in Atlanta and you are surrounded by that FUCKING WITH BOYS  ain't a motherfucking option. Your choice of the Bo and that only makes you BUFFOON OF THE WEEK. Once again you are out of your fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THAT SCATTERED ASS WALKING AROUND ATLANTA AND YOU GOT TO FUCK WITH THE BOYS. I THROW MY FUCKING ARMS UP!!
• I'M OUT LIKE COMMON SENSE AND PRIDE!!!!!!!

NFL PICKS WEEK #3

• 1ST DAMON (10-6) 31-17 I'M STILL BRILLIANT. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO CALL THE BEARS OVER THE PACKERS.
• 1ST SAM (12-4) 31-17 THAT PHOENIX AIR MUST DOES WONDERS FOR YOUR BRAIN.
• 1ST TOUT (11-5) 31-17 DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
• 4TH BOB (9-7) 29-19 TOO MUCH STUDYING. GO ON A DATE AND LAY OFF THE CORNISH HEN.
• 5TH JOE (9-7) 28-20 JUST BECAUSE YOU DO UPGRADE CHECKS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN PICK GAMES.
• 6TH GREG (9-7) 25-23 I KNOW YOU DON'T GET HOT UNTIL THE WEATHER CHANGES LIKE THE CHARGERS.
• 6TH JAMARR (8-8) 25-23 BEING A DEADSKIN FAN SAYS IT ALL.
• 8TH RAFIQ (6-10) 23-25 GET SOME PORK THE WHITE MAN'S MEAT IN YOU AND STOP PICKING LIKE A BUFFOON.

THE NFL LowDown WEEK #2

What the hell is the fuss about when it comes to who should be starting at QB in Philadelphia? Are you fucking serious. Did you see Corn on the Kolb in week 1 playing as expected like a guy who was  feeling the pressure of not only replacing McNabb but of having to play in front of those merciless, heartless and down right despicable Philly fans. Granted it was only one half and he could very well go on to have a decent career, but he ain't better than Michael Vick pre or post incarceration. Michael Vick is a once in a lifetime talent that gives you a chance of winning every week. His talents are special and unique. He is not your typical pocket passing QB like a Brady or Manning, but then again they are not the play makers he is. Vick will never dazzle you with his ability to read defenses or stand in the pocket and complete pass after pass, but what he will do is make a mediocre line look effective and give defensive coordinators lots of sleepless nights while trying to game plan him. Critics that have a problem with Vick starting are either delusional or they are letting their personal feelings about Vick cloud what little judgement they supposedly have.  Is Vick going to have a bad game. Sure he is, but let's see if there is going to be a public outcry of support for Charlie Batch or Dennis Dixon to remain starter when Big Ben returns. No one complained about giving Tavrus Jackson his shot when Brett was brought in off the street. I'm not turning this into a race thing. I'm just saying.......................

• THINGS THAT I LEARNED IN WEEK2:
• Mr IGROMO was wrong and I can admit. I apologize for doubting your skills and putting another fellow hurricane over top of you. That catch you made over that sorry ass Deadskin safety was nothing short of Alvin Harper like. That play was some Montanna to Clark type shit. The man I owe an apology to is THE NEXT BIG THING ANDRE JOHNSON. Goddamn I was wrong. You are like Fitzgerald and Bouldin all rolled into one. Alright enough of that shit people might think I have a man crush on your ass.
• Rex Ryan should be on the NFL's banned substance list, because this motherfucker is a performance enhancer. Whatever it is you do keep doing it because the look on Brady and Bellicheck's face after that game was priceless.
• In the famous words of the ROADDOG JESSE JAMES "IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYY! Houston is for real. Schuab and Johnson are great and that defensive front seven is fast and can put heat on the QB. Wouldn't it be real fucked up if the Texans play in the SuperBowl in Dallas while the Cowboys have to watch.
• There is no sibling rivalry between the Mannings,so please shut up about this already. Peyton can line up with me , Big Shirley from Martin, and Grady from Sanford and Son and still beat Eli. Comment of the week made by Peyton's mother. Peyton has always been like a big brother to Eli. You think. That shit normally occurs when you happen to be born before a mutherfucker.
• UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS:
• Braylon Edwards what is your goddamn problem? Do you love controversy and bad publicity. Drunk driving and driving with your windows tinted to dark. I know the brother that did it told you Man this shit is illegal you still want them that dark. Man I'm motherfucking Braylon Edwards bitch tint my shit. I don't give a fuck bout no laws or no police I'm a New York Jet Bitch. Better suck my Dick. You get the picture. Braylon is famous for being famous. He has had one good year and other than that his claim to fame is beating up James's (the NBA player formerly known as Queen James) little ass buddy in a night club incident last year. I think if that dude was two inches taller he could be classified as a midget instead of a dwarf. Braylon do me a favor stop dropping passes, celebrating every time you do something , breaking laws and fucking up little people. I'm just saying.............
• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN:
• ^ ANDRE JOHNSON- A MAN AMONGST BOYS
• ^ MILES AUSTIN- THE ONE GOOD DECISION JERRY HAS MADE
• ^ PEYTON MANNING- A LEADER ON AND OFF THE FIELD
• ^MICHAEL VICK- LOOKING BETEER THAN EVER
• ^AARON RODGERS- WHO NEEDS A RUNNING GAME
• ^ CLAY MATTHEWS- ONE MAN SACK MACHINE
• ^ DONAVAN MCNABB- ANDY HE STILL HAS IT
• TONY ROMO- STILL ON THE SIDELINE GRINNING
• NFL OFFICIALS- STOP FUCKING WITH THE RAVENS
• ELI MANNING- AT LEAST YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ARE NOT THAT GOOD
• THE VIKINGS- TOO MUCH TALENT TO BE 0-2
• HIGH FIVE:
• 1)SAINTS 2-0 THEY WIN EVEN WHEN BEING OUTPLAYED
• 2)STEELERS 2-0 WAIT UNTIL THEY GET BEN BACK
• 3)PACKERS 2-0 I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM
• 4)COLTS 1-1 PEYTON GIVES THEM A CHANCE EVERY WEEK
• 5)RAVENS WAITING ON THAT OFFENSE TO GET GOING
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• THE ENTIRE DALLAS COWBOY ORGANIZATION. Tony Romo said and I quote "We have to learn from our mistakes and just get better. Translation. What he really meant was I'm going to keep doing dumbass shit and inventing new ways to embarrass this once proud franchise. Terrance Newman said and I quote " There are things going on in practice that the coaches don't see and it is causing us to not be on the same page. Translation. Jerry Jones is really the headcoach , but I'm smart enough not to say that shit because I enjoy cashing my checks. Michael Jenkins said and I quote "We continue to understimate our opponents and a lot of us believe we are entitled to certain things because of the star on our helmet. Translation. Instead of watching film and preparing for our opponents we are busy fucking bitches, making it rain, and trying to get our own reality TV shows. Plain and simple folks this a ship with no skipper at the helm. These sorry motherfuckers invent ways to loose. Remember when they let a fullback go 80 yds on us to close out Texas Stadium and Sugar Ray said shut that bitch down. Remember Tony Romo botching the snap in the wildacrd game years ago. What about losing to the wrong Manning to open the new Cowboys stadium and letting Brandon Jacobs big ass rumble down the sidelines on a 60 yd screen pass. That slapstick comedy that happened during that Deadskins game is still too painful to bring up and I heard that shit is on the new NFL FOLLIES DVD. The Boys are Buffoons. Call it what it is. They are like those clown ass New York Knick teams with Pat Riley that did dumbass shit during the 90'S. It is like John Starks is a special adviser to the Boys and just when you think they have hit rock bottom they go even lower. Sorry but you guys are my buffoons of the week.
• I'm out like Cowboy pride. 

NFL PICKS WEEK #2

• 1ST PLACE DAMON 21-11 MY KNOWLEDGE OF SPORTS IS FRIGHTENING.
• 2ND PLACE TOUT 19-13 BABY BROTHER IS HANDLING HIS BUSINESS
• 3RD PLACE JOE 18-14 FLASH IN THE PAN
• 3RD PLACE SAM 18-14 STICK TO THE PRETTY HELMET THEORY
• 3RD PLACE BOB 18-14 PICKING AGAINST YOUR OWN TEAM. DESPICABLE
• 6TH PLACE GREG 16-16 YOU CALL YOURSELF A STUDENT OF THE GAME
• 6TH PLACE RAFIQ 16-16 STOP PICKING GAMES WHILE YOU ARE ON THE TOILET
• 6TH PLACE JAMARR 16-16 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A DEADSKINS FAN.

THE NFL LowDown WEEK 1 2010

I am going to start off this weeks edition of The LowDown by saying Rex Ryan is a Defensive Coordinator masquerading as a head coach. Why do I say this you ask? Because when you are a head coach you don't go around trash talking and challenging players, you save your energy for preparing your players to do battle every week. Rex when you talking about winning a SuperBowl you are only concerning yourself with your number #1 ranked D. You are totally forgetting about that totally anemic offense led by Kyle Bowler I mean Mark Sanchez that makes the Maryland Terps look like the greatest show on turf. Your job as head coach is to oversee offense,defense and special teams. It was cute when you put Bellicheck on notice last year, because you were the underdog and everyone was pulling for you. But now you say your team is the best and unfortunately Mark Sanchez and the rest of your team now has to go out and play every week like the Pats did three years ago. Let your players play and your coaches coach and quit calling out guys like Ray Lewis, because sooner or later your players are going to get tired of getting fucked up, call your ass out and you will be out of New York faster than Raz B's solo career.

• THINGS THAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 1:
• I have bet against Brady and Bellicheck for the last mutherfucking time. Everytime I believe they are done they prove why they are winners. Sorry guys I am an idiot.
• Chris Johnson maybe the best back in football. It seems like he breaks at least one long run a game and I can't remember the last time he was shut down.
• Ray Lewis is the best defensive player I have ever seen in my life and I don't have to justify that shit.
• Having Bobby Bowden coach wasn't all that bad if it means my Seminoles don't have to loose by 30 plus on National TV.
• UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS:
• Tony Romo is never going to be the leader that Peyton or Brady are, so I have given up on that dream. He seems ok with mutherfuckers jumping offside and the lack of discipline that has plagued this team for years. He said that the deadskins showed him blitzes that he had never seen before. You believe that shit. That ranks up there with Shaq saying before he had won a ring that he had won on every level except for college and the pros. I can't believe that he would admitt to the public that he was unprepared and that things will get better all while wearing that shit eating grin on his face.That awe shucks go get em next time shit don't fly in the pros.The NFL stands for not for long especially when your coaching staff is made up of Buffoons. What does that say about the leadership on this team when he makes statements like that. My bad he plays for Wade Phillips. A guy who gets approval from his owner for his game plan each week . The only way Tony Romo and any team that he leads is ever going to the Super Bowl is if they pay for tickets to get into that shit. 7 points against the 85 Bears or 00 Ravens is acceptable, but not against that feared Deangelo Hall led Deadskins squad.
• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN:
• ^ MILES AUSTIN 10 REC 146 YDS 1 TD
• ^ARIAN FOSTER 33 ATT 231 YDS 3 TDS
• ^CHRIS JOHNSON 27 ATT 142 YDS 2 TDS
• ^ CLAY MATTHEWS 2 SACKS 1 FF, 7 SOLO TACKLES
• ^ PATRICK CHUNG 16 SOLO TACKLES
• ^ PEYTON MANNING 40-57 433 YDS 3 TDS
• ^ RAY LEWIS ASK REX RYAN
•  mark sanchez 10-21 74 yds
•  kevin kolb 5-10 24 yds
• matt moore 14-33 182 yds 3 ints
• braylon edwards 1 rec 9 yds
• shonn greene 5 att 18 yds 1 fumble
• HIGH FIVE:
• 1) SAINTS 1-0 "THE BEST UNTIL SOMEONE KNOCKS THEN OFF.
• 2) RAVENS 1-0 "OFFENSE AND D DAMN.
• 3) PATS 1-0 "IN BRADY I TRUST.
• 4)STEELERS 1-0 "WAIT UNTIL THEY GET BACK BIG BEN.
• 5) PACKERS 1-0 "THE JURY IS STILL OUT.
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• Would you replace the  most penalized tackle in the world with the second most penalized tackle in the world. I know your saying at least that's an upgrade. Yeah fucking right, if you live in Cowboy world that type of dumbass thinking is acceptable. Jerry Jones how many times must you make my list. You live in a world where you believe replacing Jimmy Johnson with Barry Switzer and setting up Roy Willaims great great grandchildren for life makes you a genius. Wrong. Where I come from it makes you BUFFOON OF THE WEEK! Signing that bum to play tackle is worst than Tashard Choice shucking and jiving and shaking and baking before fumbling the ball to Deangelo Hall leading to the Deadskins only TD. Before you make another executive decision regarding personnel ask Wade Phillips, Tony Romo, and Jason Garrett for their advice and then do the opposite. At least you didn't bring your dumbass down on the field this time.
• I'm out like Frank Beamer and Virginia Tech's title hopes.

NFL PICKS WEEK 1

1. SAM 11-5 "LETTING YOUR DAUGHTER MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR YOU BY POINTING AT THE HELMETS IS REAL CUTE.
2. BOB 11-5 "YOU SHOULD BE IN 1ST PLACE YOU BEEN STUDYING FOR THIS WEEK SINCE LAST YEAR.
3. JOE 11-5 "YOU SHOCKED THE HELL OUT OF ME WITH YOUR PICKS, BECAUSE YOU SELL PHONES FOR A LIVING.
4. TOUT 10-6 " STOP MAKING YOUR PICKS AT THE LAST SECOND.
5. DAMON 10-6 "EVEN KOBE HAS AN OFF NIGHT, BUT I DID PICK THE TEXANS AND THE CHIEFS.
6. GREG 8-8 "YOU ARE LIKE THE CHARGERS. YOU DON'T COOKING UNTIL THE WEATHER CHANGES.
7. RAFIQ 8-8 "YOU KILL ME. YOU MIX IN GREATNESS WITH BUFFOONARY.
8. JAMARR 8-8 ''MUCH LIKE THE JETS YOU WERE FEELING THE OPENING NIGHT PRESSURE. DON'T LET WADE PHILLIP'S BUFFOONARY GO TO YOUR HEAD. YOU SHOULD BE BELOW .500.