The Low Down NBA FINAL'S EDITION

The NBA season is over and the Lakers are Champions. All is right in the world. If you are like me you can't wait for the NFL to start, because watching Baseball is like looking at the new season of 90210. You watch because you were a fan once before, but you just can't get with the new batch of characters. You keep waiting to see Brandon or Dylan and all you get is buffoons. MLB has about 6 teams worth watching and the rest are already thinking about their off season plans. Bud Selig fix my shit and give me something to look at during the summer other than ass even though there is nothing wrong with that.

• How does Shaq keep himself relevant even when he is past his prime and his team didn't even make the playoffs? The man got more coverage during the NBA Finals than Lil Dez and the Nike Puppet commercials. Shaq is the P-DIDDY OF THE NBA. DON'T DO SHIT, LEECHES OFF OF MORE TALENTED PEOPLE, BAD MOUTHS FORMER FRIENDS AND STILL MAKES MONEY. Yeah and Kobe is the bad one.
• Dear Romeo, That ring that Phil had on looked fantastic. I wonder which one he was wearing, but it doesn't matter some of us can only dream about being that good. Signed Barkley's fingers
• Hey Romeo, There are going to be some big names out there in free agency come 2010 and it will impact the playoff picture in a big way. If Lebron is smart he will make his decision wisely and seek counsel before doing something stupid. I would hate to see such a talented superstar have to suffer. Yours Truly The NBA FRONT OFFICE
• Yo Romeo, I LOVE KOBE BRYANT MORE THAN VANESSA EVER WILL. WE HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP AND I HAVE BEEN SEEING HIM FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS ON A NIGHTLY BASIS.I REFUSE TO STOP SEEING HIM AND THAT'S THAT. SIGNED THE BOTTOM OF THE NET
• Hey Romeo, What is all this fuss about Brett's retirement plans? Can't a person change their mind about a life altering decision. signed Chasity Bono
• Dear Rome, Who said winning a ring without Shaq was going to be tuff. signed DJ BENGA
• Dear Rome, You know what Kobe Bryant's problem is?He is the second coming. If there were no MJ we would all be bearing witness to the GOAT. signed History
• Stan Van Gundy and Ron Jeremy were separated at birth.
• Hey Romeo, Just because the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl and the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup that doesn't mean that the Pittsburgh Pirates should have the same opportunity to win in baseball. What do you guys believe in fair play and having the ability to keep your own players? Fuck that sincerely yours Bud Selig
• Dear Romeo, Why do people think that once you are traded to a contender that you actually begin to play harder? I think you should play hard no matter what and always give your all. signed Randy Moss
• Yo Romeo, Tell Turkgolau before you showboat and stick your tongue out after shots win at least two games in the finals. signed Jalen Rose
• If I was Jerry Buss I would keep Odom and Ariza and keep this thing going for years to come.
• Ask Lebron did he bear witness to Kobe winning number 4 and ask him what would he rather have a ring or a MVP trophy.
• Once Dwight Howards develops some low post moves. It's over the Magic are going to dominate for years to come.
• Stop asking if Phil is greater than Red. Of course he is. Red coached when there were only 8 teams in the league. That's a lottery pick even when you win it all. There was no free agency so Red kept the same team for a decade. He had all of the best players and there was no opting out of contracts. Plus there was like two centers Wilt and Russell and Red didn't have to travel all over the place. You only had to visit 7 other cities. Phil took a team that Doug Collins couldn't win with and a Laker team that Dell Harris couldn't win with and won 10 titles. Phil is simply the Goat.
• On my Mt Rushmore of NBA players. You have MAGIC,JORDAN,KOBE AND KAREEM. I didn't see Wilt, Russell or any of the other guys from the 60's and early 70's.
• Imagine if Michael Jordan never existed. You would be dick riding Kobe and his greatness. Kobe is like Burger King and Jordan is McDonald's. It doesn't matter what Kobe does some people don't like flame broiled burgers. Mike is better at the rim and kobe shoots better. Everything else is the same. I will blog on them both tomorrow, but you know what I'm saying.
• I'm out like Lil Dez and the monkey that was on Kobe's back.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

LAKERS FINALS PHOTOS 09

Romeo's Take

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  After getting their ass beat by the Magic, the leader of the Cavs decided to leave the court without bearing witness to the Magic fans celebrating and shaking the hands of the players that just beat you.
  


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  Queen James excuse was he is a winner and you don't shake hands with someone after they beat you up. He also said he can't stand losing and that he is too much of a competitor to socialize after defeat.
  


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  Ok let me get this shit straight. After the Cavs disposed of the Hawks and Pistons in the first two rounds who was that out there getting his ring and his ass kissed when their series was over. Queen James right.
  


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  Oh my bad he hasn't won a ring yet, so it was just his ass getting kissed. It's ok for someone to congratulate him after defeat, but he is too much of a winner to do the same.
  


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  I don't have a problem with Queen James for not shaking hands, because that's his prerogative. The problem I have is leaving your teammates(the ones you are the supposed leader of) to answer questions about your play and how they feel about being on the receiving end of that ass whupping.
  


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  Instead of promoting the league, the NBA promotes you and Kobe before the finals even started.
  


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  Your problem Queen James is that there is no one around you to tell you that your wrong. Your boys won't tell you , because their on your payroll. Cavs ownership is terrified of losing you to NY so they won't even comment. Nike please they need you to sell overpriced shoes to inner city youth with limited income and insufficient funds.
  


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  I know someone you might listen too. Kobe the puppet. LEBRON HAVE YOU SEEN MY CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS.
  


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  Only in Cleveland can you get away with wearing a NY Yankees cap in an interview outside of your arena when their is speculation that you may be going there. That shit wouldn't fly anywhere else, but what should I expect from a city like Akron,Ohio. Other than Lebron the only other famous person I know from Akron is JAY REE and I wouldn't know him if it wasn't for God. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. That was the ultimate sign of disrespect and no one called you out on it.
  


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  You were sending a message to the Cavs ownership that you are not going to sign a contract if you have to carry this team again and some significant changes better happen or Madison Sq. Garden hear I come. You said more by saying less and your actions were felt by an entire nation.
  


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  Queen James is no different than Kobe except he just pretends to like his teammates until they loose.
  


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  Your good enough to pose for pictures with and hang around as long as you do your job, but fail me and I will abandon you quicker than STAR SCREAM DID MEGA TRON. I only pretend to like you motherfuckers, because in reality I would rather play with DWADE and Chris Bosh in NY and have my mascot JAY Z cheering us on. Other than that I really do love you guys and I will battle with you until my contract runs out next year.
  
• Enough about Queen James what I really want to know is HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD A PLAYER REALLY WANTS TO WIN?
  
• Here are a few examples of players wanting to win and their actions being shown for all of the world to see.
  
• Rogere Federer actually cried after losing in the WIMBLEDON FINALS to Nadal. Now his bitch ass really wanted to win.
  
• Magic Johnson showed anger after injuring his hamstring against the Pistons in the 89 Finals and the obvious disgust was shown by his body language.
  
• Kobe Bryant was heard telling his team no mercy in the conference finals against the Nuggets. He sounded like he was in a bunker in Iraq fighting the war on terrorism.
  
• In practice Michael Jordan punched Steve Kerr in the eye when Kerr's team beat Jordan's team. AI said that was practice were talking about practice not a game practice.
  
• Does any of this mean anything to you? Do these guys really want it more than their teammates? Lamar Odom has always been questioned about his attitude and dedication to winning. An LA doctor recently suggested that Odom's love of candy may be the reason why his energy level is never consistent from game to game. Lamar consumes bags of candy everyday because he said he has a love of sugar. GUMMY BEARS, WHITE CHOCOLATE, SNICKERS, M&M'S, AND HONEY BUNS. He says he wakes up in the middle of the night and chows down on a couple of bags before going back to sleep. This is concerning.
  
• Memo to the Lakers don't over react. The first inclination is to have an intervention and get him some help. I say just get him through this series. Have a couple of boxes of candy ready doing timeouts and hook him up. Have IVS of sugar ready to pump it in him at halftime if you have too. Feed his addiction. Don't try to wain him off of it. Instead of drawing up plays let everybody down some gummy bears to get that extra boost.
  
• Memo to Mike Brown it looks real bad when your Asst. Coach is drawing up plays during a timeout and your trying to look busy by rubbing Queen James shoulders and whispering in his ear don't fire me I need this gig. (YOU KNOW LEBRON IS THE REAL GM). Next time at least move your lips when your in front of the team. It looks better on Camera.
  
• I'm out like Queen James and his puppet commercials. I AM A WITNESS.