Wednesday, July 9, 2008

College Basketball...PIMPOLOGY AT IT'S FINEST

Let me start off by saying Football is excluded from the conversation for many different reasons. Even if kids could turn pro out of highschool they are still not physically ready for the pros. What is the difference between swinging at a ball with a bat,golfclub, or racket. Obviously you and I don't know, but the NCAA and A PIMP NAME SLIP BACK I MEAN DAVID STEARN KNOWS. There is a rule that states athletes not student athlete's (LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE) must attend college for at least one year before they get to shake A PIMP NAMED STEARN 's hand on draft night. I can go to Iraq straight out of highschool and kill for a living, but I can't break Queen James ankles in the Garden. What am I missing? They can talk all they want about the quality of the game and today's athlete lacking fundamentals. I blame Air Jordan ,David Stearn, NBA Gm's,and ESPN for the state of today's game. Don't even get me started on that. The NCAA probably with green backs convinced A PIMP NAMED STEARN that a sport dominated by black athlete's needed to be pimp slapped and put back into it's place. Iwatched ESPN the other day and they have 16 year olds playing golf. Major league Baseball teams sign players right out the womb. My 10 year old daughter is a couple years away from trading groundstrokes with the Williams sisters and doing commercials for Nike. Even European players don't have to go to college before turning pro. The thought is that they are protecting the players. Seniors don't go number 1 in the draft freshman do. If I attend college for four years and I am not Tim Duncan I obviously must have flaws for not turning pro. We penalize not reward players for staying too long. This rule is in place to protect the college game and enhance ratings for the final four. I'm talking about a system that tells me Kwame Brown desreves to be drafted #1,meanwhile Carlos Boozer goes undrafted until late in the second round. Who is playing who? A PIMP NAMED STEARN makes rules up as he goes along like what a player should look like on his way from the arena to his house. What kind of pimp shit is that. Do you dress up to pick up the newspaper from your front lawn? Does your boss at work tell you what to wear to bed? A PIMP NAME STEARN never hesistates to lay his pimp hand on his bitches whenever they do something he doesn't approve of. Garnett says I don't want to go to Boston. A PIMP NAME STEARN said shut the f*** up Bitch your going. Garnett packed his bags and pledged his love for Cousy,Russel, Bird and Celtic Nation. No direspect but I have never met a black Boston Celtic fan. Even Paul Pierce who wears Celtic green because they drafted him grew up a laker fan. Mark Cuban says something disrespectful. A PIMP NAME STEARN replies Bitch where is my money. Hopefully you understand my argument. This is all about money and control over Black athlete's. You don't see anybody complaining about white guys entering the NHL out of highschool and the fact you can only watch there games on youtube. Just some random thoughts I needed to get out. I'm out like Andy Roddick in the first round.

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