Things That Make You Say HMMMMMM....

1. Brett Favre retires, he wants to play, he changes his mind, he calls his GM a liar and says he was forced to retire. BUT HE IS NOT A DISTRACTION (THAT'S SOME UNADULTARATED BULLSHIT)!!! Kobe demands to be traded, Owner says hell no, season starts, Kobe plays and takes his team to the finals, yet he's selfish and a distraction HMMMMMM
2. Ken Griffey Jr. and Jermaine Oneal is it just me or do they look alike HMMMMMM
3. If women would do the damn thing and give their man a threesome I guarandamnteyou the divorce rate would go down and there would be a lot more happy men walking around HMMMMMM
4. Is it just me or ever since he exposed one of Janet's bodacious breastisis, Justin Timberlake has found his white roots again. HMMMMMM
5. Was it just me or did Jesse Jackson get off lightly for his comments about Obamma , if that was Don Imus we would be calling for his head ,his children's head , and their children's head.(TELL JESSE CRACK IS A HELLUVA DRUG) HMMMMMM
6. Is it just me or is Baltimore LA east. (CRIPS,BLOODS,MS13) It's 100 degrees out but I'm rocking a flannel shirt, dickies,chuck taylor's,a bandanna, and I'm bowing down to the WESTSIDE CONNECTION FLAG because I enjoy living. HMMMMMM
7. A sure sign that the Shoe Game is dead. When is the last time you got out of your bed first thing in the morning to line up with other dudes like yourselves to buy the hot shit. If your still thinking like I am then you know the shoe game is really dead. HMMMMMM
8. Nas declared Hip Hop to be dead. On that note were you aware his CD dropped last Tuesday with little fanfare. (SOMEONE TELL NAS TO GO PLATINUM YOU NEED:CHRIS BROWN SINGING ON A TRACK, TIMBALAND PRODUCING YOUR TRACK,SING LIKE ALVIN FROM THE CHIPMUNKS ALA LIL WAYNE AND SEAN KINGSTON, AND PROCLAIM YOUR BIRTHPLACE TO BE ANYWHERE FROM ATLANTA ON DOWN TO FLORIDA. NOT NY. HMMMMMM
9. Is network TV that bad that they had to bring back 90210? What's next 21 Jump Street, Who's The Boss,Homeboy's From Outter Space, The XFL,NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HMMMMMM
10. Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri, Jay-z and Beyonce, and Flava Flav and anyone just to name a few. Am I the only one thinking What the f***k HMMMMMM

Things That Make You Say HMMMMMM....

1. Why is Barry Bonds (for my money the greatest player ever) sitting at home stroking his nuts while Jason Giambi (porn mustache and all) is loving life playing for the Yankees. HMMMMM...
2. Now that A PIMP NAME STEARN has spoken and the Celtics are champions. Are the Lakers next in his scripted league? Then the Spurs again. HMMMMM
3. Who is the Heavyweight Champion of the World in boxing? HMMMMM
4. Why is that we jock LiL Wayne and Kanye when they sing, but Ja Rule got ran out the game for blowing like Barry White on his tracks. HMMMMM...
5. Why do athlete's who already have more greenbacks than they can spend in their lifetime, sign free agent deals with other teams and say they had to feed their families? HMMMMM
6. Why are Cocaine addicts looked upon different than crack addicts? HMMMMM...
7. Have you ever seen a high profile white male athlete or actor married to a sista? HMMMMM...
8. Whatever happened to Bathing Apes? Weren't they the new Nike HMMMMM....
9. Has anyone ever seen Plaxico Burress and Darius Miles in the same room together? HMMMMM...
10. Is Tupac officially dead now that he hasn't dropped an album in a couple of years? HMMMMM....
11. I'm out like the Terps in the NIT.

College Basketball...PIMPOLOGY AT IT'S FINEST

Let me start off by saying Football is excluded from the conversation for many different reasons. Even if kids could turn pro out of highschool they are still not physically ready for the pros. What is the difference between swinging at a ball with a bat,golfclub, or racket. Obviously you and I don't know, but the NCAA and A PIMP NAME SLIP BACK I MEAN DAVID STEARN KNOWS. There is a rule that states athletes not student athlete's (LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE) must attend college for at least one year before they get to shake A PIMP NAMED STEARN 's hand on draft night. I can go to Iraq straight out of highschool and kill for a living, but I can't break Queen James ankles in the Garden. What am I missing? They can talk all they want about the quality of the game and today's athlete lacking fundamentals. I blame Air Jordan ,David Stearn, NBA Gm's,and ESPN for the state of today's game. Don't even get me started on that. The NCAA probably with green backs convinced A PIMP NAMED STEARN that a sport dominated by black athlete's needed to be pimp slapped and put back into it's place. Iwatched ESPN the other day and they have 16 year olds playing golf. Major league Baseball teams sign players right out the womb. My 10 year old daughter is a couple years away from trading groundstrokes with the Williams sisters and doing commercials for Nike. Even European players don't have to go to college before turning pro. The thought is that they are protecting the players. Seniors don't go number 1 in the draft freshman do. If I attend college for four years and I am not Tim Duncan I obviously must have flaws for not turning pro. We penalize not reward players for staying too long. This rule is in place to protect the college game and enhance ratings for the final four. I'm talking about a system that tells me Kwame Brown desreves to be drafted #1,meanwhile Carlos Boozer goes undrafted until late in the second round. Who is playing who? A PIMP NAMED STEARN makes rules up as he goes along like what a player should look like on his way from the arena to his house. What kind of pimp shit is that. Do you dress up to pick up the newspaper from your front lawn? Does your boss at work tell you what to wear to bed? A PIMP NAME STEARN never hesistates to lay his pimp hand on his bitches whenever they do something he doesn't approve of. Garnett says I don't want to go to Boston. A PIMP NAME STEARN said shut the f*** up Bitch your going. Garnett packed his bags and pledged his love for Cousy,Russel, Bird and Celtic Nation. No direspect but I have never met a black Boston Celtic fan. Even Paul Pierce who wears Celtic green because they drafted him grew up a laker fan. Mark Cuban says something disrespectful. A PIMP NAME STEARN replies Bitch where is my money. Hopefully you understand my argument. This is all about money and control over Black athlete's. You don't see anybody complaining about white guys entering the NHL out of highschool and the fact you can only watch there games on youtube. Just some random thoughts I needed to get out. I'm out like Andy Roddick in the first round.

AROD,KOBE,MIKE,SHAQ,...WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

1. Why do you guys get married at the height of your career when you already have it all. You have everything that anyone can ever want,yet you don't seem to appreciate it. MONEY, CARS,HOMES,WOMEN,MONEY,FAME,WOMEN,MONEY. Did miss something? MONEY,WOMEN that's right. Can I ask you guys a question? Was the ass that good and can I get some? I know it's easy for me to say, but no ass is good enough to make me say I DO and by the way you can have half of my fortune for allowing me to F*** you without a condom. What do you guys get out of the relationship? A live in Surrogate Mother and a permanent sex partner. It ain't worth it. After a while you get tired of the bitching and complaining and just like us regular dudes you want to move on. The sex isn't even great anymore. After I do I bet you she just layed there and you did all the work.No more slob jobs either just half ass efforts that made YOU WANT TO CHOKE A BITCH!!! You guys step out on your wifes for the same reason you excell as winners. You don't settle,because you don't have too. You are always trying to improve your game, and you want to be the best. You guys can have a different women every night and yet you want to live like the COSBY'S. Kobe is the only one still married, because he realizes how much in love he is with his money, not his wife. I bet you MIKE,SHAQ,and AROD WILL NEVER GET MARRIED AGAIN. A WORD TO THE WISE FOR BEASLEY and ROSE {TAKEN 1 AND 2 IN THE NBA DRAFT}: DON'T FEED THAT HOE THE CHEDDAR BISCUITS. DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT. In a side note. I haven't forgotten how NIKE f***ed up the AIR FORCE I GAME. They mean as much to Baltimore now as a goddam pair of Reebok Classics. NIKE PAY WHAT YOU OWE !!!!

Manny Just Being Manny My Ass

Imagine this your sitting in your home watching Around The Horn waiting for your woman to give you that look that signals I'M READY LET'S DO THE DAMN THING when your front door opens. In walks a mother****** from work that your not friends with, but you know real well. He proceeds to tongue your women down with reckless abandon and grope her like he's searching for crack. The sum bitch then starts telling her he is ready to go upstairs, so get rid of your company. Yes he's talking about your dumbass. This may seem a little over the top, but this is how I felt when Manny hit his 500th Homerun in our stadium and proceeded to say he was glad that he could do it here in front of his fans, family and friends. I don't blame Manny for being confused and thinking this Fenway Park South. He has all the comforts of home except for the Green Monster. I blame Angelos for Manny being confused. Jordan never called the Garden his home, Kobe never high fived Spurs fans while he was eliminating their team, Montana never kissed the star and pledged his love for Cowboy fans and Bird doesn't sit next to Jack in the Staples Center. A couple of years ago I took my daughter to the watch the O'S play the Sox and I was scared for my personal safety. Keep in mine I grew up on North AND LONG which makes Compton look like Beach front property, so I don't scare easily. All I saw was Oritiz, Schilling, Ramirez, Crisp, Varitek , Boggs, Rice,Yaz,Clemens jerseys being worn. I thought it was Redsox jersey give away night. They took over the stadium and threatened you if you dared cheer for the O'S'. Which brings me to Angelos. He fosters this losing attitude. As long as he makes money he doesn't care who fills up the stadium. He ran off Davey Johnson and Pat Gillick who believe it or not ran the club when we were actually better than the Yankees and the Redsox were not even thought of. Right now Earl Weaver, Cal Sr.,Brooks, Frank,Boog, Eddie Murray and even Joe Orsulak can't believe things have gotten this bad. The Orioles Way if you have to ask then I know it's truly gone. A good friend once asked me if I think we will live to see another world series here in Baltimore. My Reply is there's a better chance of HBO saying last season on the wire was all a dream and Omar is still alive. Nike will actually issue an apology to Baltimore for f*****G up the Air force I'S ,before we go back to the World Series. Canibus will go platinum before we go back to the series and Flavor Fav will actually find Real Love before we win a word series. One last thing the Arizona Cardinals and the Memphis Grizzlies will win championships before the O'S. I'm out like Shaq and McGrady in the first round.