NFL PICKS WEEK#7

• 1ST PLACE BOB 63-41 (10-4) DON'T GET USED TO THAT SHIT.
• 2ND PLACE DAMON 62-42 (9-5) IT IS ALL ABOUT THE FINISH
• 3RD PLACE TOUT 60-44 (7-7) FADING TO BLACK
• 4TH PLACE SAM 59-45 (8-6) PAYING THE PRICE FOE BEING A ROMO FAN
• 5TH PLACE JOE 58-46 (10-4) UP AND DOWN HOT AND COLD LIKE TAP WATER
• 6TH PLACE JAMAAR 57-47 (10-4) MAKING A MOVE
• 7TH PLACE GREG 55-49 (7-7) LOOK AT FILM AND STOP BOOT LEGGING
• 8TH PLACE RAFIQ 53-51 (5-9) U R LIKE THE CLIPPERS U PLAY IN THE SAME BUILDING AS THE LAKERS BUT THAT IS WHERE IT ENDS.

NFL PICKS WEEK#6

• 1) DAMON (8-6) 53-37 STILL HOLDING ON. I'M BETTER WHEN THE PRESSURE IS ON LIKE KOBE.
• 1) TOUT (9-5) 53-37 YOUR SCRAPPY LIKE THE CHIEFS. PICKING YOUR SPOTS.
• 1) BOB (8-6) 53-37 SHIT AIN'T RIGHT. YOU MUST BE SAYING YOUR PRAYERS AND EATING YOUR VITAMINS.
• 4) SAM (10-4) 51-39 S. IS DISPLAYING HIS FOOTBALL ACRONYM.
• 5) JOE (10-4) 48-42 STAY OFF THE 1-800 HELP ME LINE
• 5) GREG (9-5) 48-42 SO DRINKING DOES HELP.
• 5) RAFIQ (10-4) 48-42 SO GOD LOOKS OUT FOR BABIES, BUFFOONS, AND RAFIQ
• 8) JAMARR (5-9) 47-43 ONLY YOU AND JACK DEL RIO'S MOTHER THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE THE TITANS.

THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK #6

As I reflect back on my years of sports watching I am amazed at how the conversations we have now are more centered around organizational talk, and x's and o's instead of the players themselves and their actions on the field. When you look at a football game now, there is a lot more emphasis put on play calling and officiating than the actual game itself. Sports talk radio has become a forum for disgruntled fans to voice their displeasure over their favorite teams performance and call out the coaching staff's for failing to win games and for calling plays that they disagree with. I remember having conversations about sports when I was growing up with my boy Greg and they centered around my team being better than his. Not how conservative my team played or how my head coach is not a disciplinarian. Where did all of the happy go lucky sports talk go to? I believe fans started to believe they were experts at breaking down games when Madden hit the shelves and ESPN and HBO started during segment shows breaking down the film of NFL games. Now every Tom, Eddie Long,I mean Dick and Harry believe they are qualified to call plays and blasts their organizations failures.If you don't want people criticizing play calling don't expose them to that shit by allowing us to watch shows like Hard Knocks. Football is a 365 day 24-7 operation now and it is more popular than ever.When a Jaguars Titans game gets higher ratings than a Yankees Rangers playoff game  that should tell you how popular the sport is. I believe that some fans are knowledgeable and know a great deal about football myself included, but for those of you that don't just remember that intelligence wasn't handed out to everyone at birth. You are still entitled to your opinion even if you are a buffoon, because at the end of the day there would be know talk radio without you. FANS ARE JUST THAT FANATICS AND THEY ARE ENTITLED TO RIDE THEIR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER UP AND DOWN AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE AND BOO AND CHEER WHOEVER THE HELL THEY WANT. To all you so called talk show radio hosts who never played a down in the NFL WHY DON'T YOU TRY HAVING A THREE OR FOUR HOUR SHOW IN WHICH ONLY YOUR VOICE IS HEARD. My bad then you yourself would start to look like the buffoon and you would run out of shit to talk about.. Point made now on to THE LOWDOWN.

• WHAT I LEARNED IN WEEK #6:
• Any moves that the NFL makes in regards to protecting players is nothing but a positive. Unless you have stood in the pocket and been on the receiving end of 46 blitz by the Jets or have run a skinny post over the middle and been met by Ray Lewis then guess what your motherfucking opinion doesn't count, so shut the fuck up. All this talk about making it easy for offenses to score is bullshit. Players are bigger, stronger and faster now a days and the damage they inflict on each other is criminal. NFL do something about the senseless acts of violence that exist in the game today before one of your players ends up taking a permanent dirt nap on National TV.
• I don't blame Cameron for the Ravens loss on Sunday. I blame Harbaugh and his choice for D-Coordinator Madison. Rushing 3 and dropping back 8 on Brady is like asking Eddie Long to be a guidance counselor at an all boys school. Only bad shit can happen. Hey Brad Piff still don't miss Rex.

• When it comes to drawing up plays Mike Martz is a genius, but when it comes to making end game adjustments he is about as successful as Jerry Jones is at picking coaches. How many more hits is Jay Cutler going to take before he says fuck this shit. Mike Martz isn't out there taking hits, so he keeps dropping back Cutler like he is playing a game of Madden. It is all right to throw the football, but don't do so at the sake of your QB'S health and mental toughness. Just ask Kyle Bowler and David Carr.
• Don't look now but the Jets are on a roll and Sanchez and LT are leading the way much to the dismay of Ravens fans, Charger fans and every media member who criticized Rex for the swagger he displays in running his team. LT said that he would run through a brick wall for Rex, but when asked about Norv Turner he said if he was on fire he wouldn't even piss on him. Dammmmmmm
• If it wasn't for bad luck McNabb wouldn't have any luck at all. He basically played his whole career in Philly without offensive weapons until they acquired T.O. and then ALL HE DID WAS TAKE HIS TEAM TO THE SUPER BOWL. Then Andy Reid goes out and drafts some nice young talent on offense and trades Donovan the next year. Now he is in Washington a team with no weapons and he is winning ugly one again. Watch what happens  two years from now. The Skins will draft some young talent or sign some free agents and McNabb will be gone again in favor of another hot shot QB. Just imagine how different his career could have turned out if he was surrounded by talent on offense and he wasn't forced to win games all by himself
• TSizzle  recently told Bart Scott to shut the fuck up and play ball. He was referencing the fact that the Jets hadn't beaten them and therefore hadn't earned the right to talk shit. Well Tom Brady said the other day on his radio show that The Ravens talk a lot of shit for a team that has beaten them one time in  the last 9 years. I have only one thing to say and that is the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Where do you think Bart Scott got that shit from? Ray Lewis said and I quote The Bills are going to be in trouble next Sunday and I guess they are going to be the sacrificial lamb. There is nothing wrong with trash talk. As a matter of fact that's what Ryan led defenses do. I just think that somewhere along the line the Ravens defense had loss their passion and identity and realized oh shit it is up there in New York with our former coach. Somewhere Rex Ryan is sitting back smiling and saying those are my boys.
• It looks like Pete Carroll isn't that bad of a coach after all. He is rebuilding the Seahawks and suprisingly they have played hard this year.The skeptics predicted his colossal failure and now they are starting to eat their words.. Just remember that at the end of the day everyone should be given a fair shot before being labeled and contrary to popular belief every ex USC player will not have a job with him.
• Blame ESPN and the Miami Hurricanes for the lack of fundamentals and emphasis on big plays and big hits in the NFL. Fundamental tackling and textbook play doesn't get you drafted into the 1st round or a highlights on ESPN. The next time a player is rewarded for arm tackling and wrapping up a player will be the 1st time. Ed Reed jumps routes and gambles his ass off. Ray Lewis has made a living out of knocking the shit out of players ask Chad Johnson and being rewarded for it. If I was a Defensive player in college I would try my best to play like Ed or Ray. Now don't get me wrong these players are HOF players, but even you have to admit that a lot of what they do is not textbook or fundamentally sound.  So when you see Dunta Johnson lay out DeSean Jackson like he did on Sunday ask him where he got that shit from and whats going to keep him from doing it again. Get rid of segments liked Jacked up and stop highlighting bone crushing hits and then just maybe this league will return to one where football is played like the sport it is supposed to be and not a game of who is the baddest motherfucker on the block.
• If the league was concerned with injuries and the well being of the players, then why in the hell are they going to 18 games? Cash rules everything around me.
• Contrary to popular belief I don't believe that Norv Turner is the problem in San Diego. I think the real problem is that the players have made up in their mind that management doesn't really care about anyone other than Rivers and it has caused their play on the field to suffer. They let Turner go to Atlanta, let LT go to the Jets along with Cromartie,and they refuse to make up their mind on Vincent Jackson. Oh yeah and I almost forgot Lights Out could soon be seen playing for the Ravens. At the end of the day players have to look out for themselves and the Chargers are making it easy for them to doso. Who wants to play for an organization that doesn't take care of their talent or at least show a commitment to winning.
• I hate to say it , but the Giants are starting to look like a true contender in the NFC. They have always had a true pass rush and running game, but I think their Achilles heel is still THE BOOK OF Eli Manning . Even though he has a Super Bowl ring I have as bout as much faith in him as I do in Wade Phillips becoming a disciplinarian. Time will tell, but I don't see it ending pretty for the Giants.
• Can someone tell me what the Falcons do well, because I still haven't figured them out? The media loves them, but they look like an average team to me.
• UNECESSARY ROUGHNESS:
• Bill Cowher or John Gruden better be coaching my Boys next year or Wade Phillips must really have pictures of Jerry Jones modeling girls underwear for Jason Garrett. Why us would he hang onto Wade this long? You are wasting the prime years of Newman, Ware, Whitten, and Barber. The window is going to close in a couple of years and they need an offensive line now.The offense ranks third in yds and the defense ranks 4th. Romo has  the 4th highest QB rating and his touchdown to int ratio is one less than Brees and tied with Aaron Rodgers. I'm tired of this team inventing ways to loose.It's been 4 years of this shit.Garretts said Romo played well and executed the plays that were called. Yeah and I guess HOMEBOYS FROM OUTER SPACE should still be on the air also. What fucking game was he watching. After throwing three picks Romo should have his ass kicked not kissed. No wonder these motherfuckers do what they want, because when they fuck up there is no fear of being called out. Fuck up like that with Cowher and you will have your face masked grabbed and a whole lot of spit coming at you while you are being cursed out for costing the team the game. When asked to comment Wade Phillips said a loss is a loss and they are all the same. Fucking loser. I'm sick of this shit. Get rid of the whole fucking team and start over goddammit.
• HIGH FIVE:
• 1) JETS 5-1 Confidence and belief grows by the week.
• 2) Steelers 4-1 Watch out Ben is back and they didnt skip a beat.
• 3) PATS 4-1 Winning without Moss is just what they do.
• 4) Ravens 4-2 Tough loss. The Bills should be in trouble.
• 5) Saints 4-2 Still in the running.
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• My buffoon of the week is a man you all adore , love and revear. In your eyes he is the greatest of all time and he can do know wrong. He has never been out played, never loss a game in his life and he is the perfect athlete with no flaws on or off the court. He convinced yall dumb mutherfuckers that Byron Russel was the reason why he returned to the league after he was retired and that his last second shot against Utah in the finals was planned. The man that I chose as buffoon of the week is MJ mICHAEL JEFFREY Jordan. How dare you say that Kobe Bean Bryant may be in the top 10 shooting guards of all time list. Not top 10 all time players, not top 2 shoothing guards, but top 10. Are you fucking serious. Did Barkley put you up to this shit, because we know he is a Kobe hater. I attributed this comment to old age or probably fear, because I know you recall those encounters where Kobe bust your ass. I'm talking head up. Kobe went at you hard from the time he was rookie until the time you walked away. REMEBER WHEN YOU WERE A WIZARD AND HE HUNG SO MANY BUCKETS ON YOU THAT PHIL HAD TO CALL HIM OFF. Name me one shooting guard thats better, Dumars, Miller,Drexler,Wade,West,Robertson. Can't do it. Kobe told me he is going to stick around long enough so that he can play your son and bust his ass on the court like he did you. He is going to make him pay for your sins for running your mouth. Go back and look at footage old man ball don't lie.Call out Starks, Ehlo, Russel and the rests of those bums but for disrespecting the greatest player in the game right now you are buffoon of the week.Boy I guess 5 rings and 7 finals appearences don't mean shit now adays. KB dropped 81 in a game not practice. He dropped 62 in three quartes and set out the 4th quarter and he gets treated like he is Harold Miner or Xree Hip. Man I'm done you fuck you.
• I'm out like MJ's memory and common sense. 

THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK#5

Let's pretend you were a coach and you had three quality first string running backs. One has all the talent in the world and blazing speed. The other has tremendous heart and will run a motherfucker over in a minute. The third combines traits from the first two, but unfortunately has to back them up. Your offensive line is a little banged up, but when called upon can run block their asses off. Oh and let me throw in the fact that you have a pro bowl QB who has the potential for greatness and a wide receiving core and tight end that is a coaches dream. What would your play calling look like if you were the OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR and think before you answer that? Most of you probably say you would either run the ball or you would have a balanced attack. I say you are all full of shit and here is why. I was talking to my boy Greg the other day and we were talking about play calling when a revelation hit me. When is the last time a predominantly run oriented offensive coordinator got a head coaching job in the NFL? Think about it. The Ravens who are known for running the ball and playing stellar defense have had Mike Nolan, Mike Singletary, Jack Del Rio, Rex Ryan, Marvin Lewis, and Jim Scwartz all become head coaches in the NFL. Guess what all of them have in common. They came from the defensive side of the ball. Name me the Ravens offensive coordinators during their run. Matt Cavanaugh, Jim Fossell, and Brian Billick who took over the play calling all are out of work. The common denominator being if you don't throw the ball, you won't be a head coach in the NFL. The year the Giants defeated the Undefeated Pats in the Super Bowl who got a job off of that squad. I think he is coaching the Rams now and he was the defensive coordinator. His name is Spagnola. Trivia question for you who was the offensive coordinator for the Panthers when they produced two 1,000 yd rushers and a 1,000 yd receiver. Give up. I can't named that sum bitch either. I got it the offensive coordinator for the 85 Bears got a head coaching job didn't he? Wrong that was Buddy Ryan the Defensive coordinator. It took Gary Kubiak offensive coordinator for Run University in Denver years before he got a job. Guys like Shannahan, Gruden, Payton,Reid, and Turner sling that rock and they got jobs. Name me the offensive coordinator for the Titans, 49ers, Panthers,Giants or the Browns. Don't be mad I can't name those bastards either. Much like chicks dig the long ball. Owners dig throwing that ball. So the next time you question your favorite teams play calling just remember, they are not only playing to win, but they auditioning for their next job also.

• UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS:
• Being a Cowboys fan makes me feel like the chick in Baby Boy that played Jody's girlfriend. Remember her classic line "HOW MUCH SHIT CAN A BITCH TAKE" because of the way Jody cheated on her over and over again. Well I ask Jerry Jones the same shit. THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL IS IN YOUR STADIUM THIS YEAR. HELLO MCFLY THE SUPERBOWL IS IN YOUR FUCKING 800 TRILLION DOLLAR STADIUM AND YOUR FUCKING TEAM IS GOING TO HAVE TO PAY TO GET IN. IMAGINE THE FUCKING STEELERS OR RAVENS HOSTING THE LOMBARDI TROPHY IN YOUR BUILDING. THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FUCKING PUKE. THAT IS IREPRHENSIBLE GODDAMMIT. WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR WIN AT ALL COST ATTITUDE? YOU USED TO BE RUTHLESS AND MERCILESS. YOU FUCKING FIRED JIMMY JOHNSON FOR TALKING ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK AND HE WON TWO FUCKING SUPER BOWLS. NOW YOU HAVE COMPASSION FOR THAT SIMPLE MINDED BUFFOON WADE PHILLIPS. I LIKE HIM AND I HOPE HE WINS, BUT WHAT IS THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING. EDDIE LONG HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF CONVINCING AMERICA THAT THE DEVIL MADE HIM  LOVER OF THE BO OF TEENAGE BOYS. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED. 1-3 WITH ALL OF THAT TALENT. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF MORE DISAPPOINTING WAS THE CANCELLATION OF PLAYMAKERS BY ESPN. RESTORE MY FAITH AND AT LEAST THREATEN PHILLIPS WITH A SUPERBOWL OR ELSE  ULTIMATUM. CHANNEL YOUR INNER VINCE MCMAHON AND DO THE RIGHT AND SAVE ME FROM THE ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT BY SAYING THOSE GOLDEN WORDS"YOUR FIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• THINGS THAT I LEARNED IN WEEK 5:
• I learned that the NFL is the biggest bunch of dick riders this side of Eddie Long. The Steelers are a model franchise and they are having a good season, but give me a fucking break with that they are better than the Ravens shit. The Ravens beat them point blank no questions asked. Big Ben or no Big Ben it doesn't matter. No one mentioned that the Ravens are missing Ed Reed, or their starting left tackle or that they ran out of the normal laundry detergent they wash the uniforms with or that the normal ticket booth operator is out for two weeks with finger tendinitis. You get the point. Stop dick riding and call a spade a spade. The Ravens are the best team in the NFL RIGHT NOW PERIOD. TELL THE JETS AND THE STEELERS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
• I am tired of journalists and fans calling the level of play in the NFL mediocre this year, because their is no clear cut favorite. You ask for this shit. When my Cowboys and the 49ers were dominating the spotlight in the 90's everyone complained about their teams not getting a fair shot. Not that there is a salary cap in place and teams can't spend like crazy everyone is complaining again. Shut up and accept your reality . The days of dominance is over. That's why the Pats run is all the more impressive. Today if you have D you don't have O. Or you have a QB, but no one to throw to. No team is complete so therefore the performances week in and week out are going to reflect that. Be careful what you wish for , because now you have it.
• INTERESTING STAT OF THE WEEK: Orton, Romo,Brees, Manning, and Rivers the leading passers in the NFL have a record of 11-13. Johnson,Foster, Peterson, and Bradshaw the leaders in rushing have a combined record of 10-9. Go figure.
• The real straw that stirs that Saints drink is Reggie Kardashian. I mean Kim Bush. Saw Reggie but you were the one that went behind Ray Fucking J. Without him the Saints are struggling, because to me he is the one weapon on their team that you really have to gameplan for. He is a triple threat and his presence alone must be accounted for.
• The NFL is the real reason that the hit show Playmakers was taking off the air. If you remember the show was about the trials and tribulations of a pro football team. There was the star QB who was a womaniser and used staff members to line him up some snatch. There was the Gay WR who had to keep his lifestyle hidden from the rest of the team. And don't forget the crackhead Running Back played by Cuba Gooding's brother and co star of Smart Guy. He had another person's clean urine pumped into his body so that he could pass a drug test. That shit was put in through his bo. I think this shit hit to close to home to the NFL and they had ESPN pull the plug on this riveting show. If you need to see footage my man Brad Piff has copies on vhs tapes for sale.
• HIGH FIVE:
• 1) RAVENS (4-1) THE MOST COMPLETE TEAM IN THE NFL
• 2) JETS (4-1) GAINING CONFIDENCE AS THE WEEKS GO BY
• 3) STEELERS (3-1) BIG BEN IS BACK
• 4)PATS (3-1) WHAT WILL LAM LOOK LIKE. LIFE AFTER MOSS
• 5)BEARS (4-1) BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• If you were a star QB, future hall of famer, had millions of dollars in your bank account and will continue to make millions in the future, was happily married with children and one of the most recognizable people in the US WOULD YOU TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR JOHNSON AND SEND THEM TO A CHICK FOR VIEWING? Now I'm not here to comment on his marriage, but what would make a man who has done it all leave his life of chilling to come back and play football. Sounds like someone who was trying to get away from his wife. See a previous lowdown from a year ago where I touched on this. Brett Favre is smoking that shit, because there is no way that a man of this magnitude should resort to sexting to pull a bitch. Brett have you not learned from Tiger you dumb mutherfucker. This shit will get out. Use your boy, another player, your manager a Pre Paid phone where the shit can't be linked to you, but don't put your shit on display for all to see. I want to meet the bitch that has that bomb like pussy capable of making me take a picture of the bozack and send it. That pussy don't exist. I'm small time and I know the ramifications of that shit. Nothing good can come from my bo making it's way around the net. If you were that horny there is uporn, pornhub, come and get it.com, strippers, hookers, and North Ave. bitches that will break you off for a ride to the club. Now look at you ass out, team losing, wife pissed the fuck off and I heard your dumbass didn't even hit it. At least Tiger got memories for giving up half his empire. What the fuck do you have. You pride no. Your dignity no. A winning record no. In the famous words of Ron Simmons DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNN. YOU ARE THE BUFFOON OF THE WEEK!!!
• I'm out like the Devil Rays.

NFL PICKS WEEK#5

• 1) 1ST PLACE DAMON (5-9) 45-31 STILL HOLDING ON.
• 1) 1ST PLACE BOB (7-7) 45-31 DON'T GET USED TO THAT SHIT
• 3)3RD PLACE TOUT (5-9) 44-32 GAMBLING ON CRACK HEADS
• 4) 4TH PLACE JAMARR (8-6) 42-34 DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
• 5) 5TH PLACE SAM (4-10) 41-35 GO BACK TO LETTING YOUR DAUGHTER PICK YOUR TEAMS BY POINTING AT THE SCREEN
• 6) 6TH PLACE GREG (5-9) 39-37 YOU ARE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
• 7) 7TH PLACE JOE (3-11) 38-38 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
• 7) 7TH PLACE RAFIQ (7-7) 38-38 STILL CAN'T GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE BASEMENT

NFL PICKS WEEK#4

• 1) 1ST PLACE DAMON (9-5) 40-22 CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP
• 2) 2ND PLACE TOUT (8-6) 39-23 MUST BE IN THE GENES
• 3)3RD PLACE SAM (6-8) 37-25 1ST PLACE DOESN'T FIT YOU
• 4) 4TH PLACE BOB 7-7 36-26 YOUR DOLPHINS COST ME MONEY
• 5) 5TH PLACE JOE (7-7) 35-27 YOU CALL YOURSELF A RAVENS FAN BETTING ON THE STEELERS
• 6) 6TH PLACE GREG (9-5) 34-28 STARTING TO HEAT UP AS THE WEATHER GETS COOLER
• 7) 7TH PLACE JAMARR (8-6) 33-29 STICK TO UPGRADE CHECKS
• 8) 8TH PLACE RAFIQ (8-6) 31-31 AT LEAST YOUR AT .500. GET SOME PORK UP IN YOU IT WILL GIVE YOU BALANCE.

The Real Reason Why Randy Moss Was Traded

• Don't be fooled into thinking that this trade of Randy Moss to the Vikings for draft picks was done because Randy was becoming a distraction to the team. This also had nothing to do with a lack of production even though he didn't catch a single pass the other night. Belichick's fear of alienating Brady who is his meal ticket,potentially having guys side with Moss over his contract issues and once again possibly failing to deliver in the playoffs are the real reasons behind this deal getting done.
• As strange as this sounds power and control over your team is more important sometimes than actually winning games when it comes to longevity. A coach is sometimes forced to adjust his style after years of delivering the same message year after year or rid himself of the players who may potentially start to tune him out. A coaches best friend is his Franchise player and if he is bought into your message and helps you deliver it everything is lovely. Belichick's worst fear is having his locker room tune him out and for him to loose control over his team.
• Belichick has a history of getting rid of guys who have clout in the lockeroom if they become to big and pose a potential threat to him. Everyone gives him credit for getting rid of players early and not having to pay them once their production starts to go down. Lawyer Milloy, Ty Law, and Willie McGinnis are examples of this practice, but if you look a little closer all of these guys were coming up on free agency and they all were leaders in the lockerooom. Does Randy Moss not fit this example?
• Now ask yourself why would a man who has won 3 Super Bowls be afraid of keeping Randy Moss. With Randy Moss comes expectations. When you have a top 5 receiver with a top 2 QB that should equal potential championship. Belichick's best year in the regular season came in 2007 Randy's first year when they went 16-0, but wait guess what happened. No ring, but isn't this man a genius. WHEN YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF TALENT AND YOU DON'T DELIVER PEOPLE LOOK FOR A SCAPEGOAT AND MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IT IS THE HEAD COACH THAT CATCHES IT FIRST. Belichick knows this shit.
• This man had very little success prior to Brady joining him. He went 6-10,7-9,7-9,11-5, and 5-11 in his first five years of coaching. In 2001 the Pats started off 0-2 before going 11-3 once Brady took over and winning the Super Bowl.See a a pattern starting to develop. The Pats would go on to go 9-7, 14-2,14-2,10-6,12-4,16-0,11-5,10-6 and 3-1 this year so far. For all of his Genius status Belichick's success is tied directly into having Brady as his QB. Brady afforded you the luxury of only having to coach the defense and more importantly game plan Peyton Manning.
• Imagine if Brady spoke out on behalf of Moss and said that man deserves his money and I want him here. What choice would Bob Kraft and Belichick have, other than paying his ass. Belichick knows that without another star on this team the expectations are lowered and any success that happens to come their way he will get a lot of the credit for it. This man has watched some of the greats like Bill Parcells and Jimmy Johnson fail when they could no longer control their lockerooms. Belichick likes to surround himself with guys who are disciplined, follow instructions and give him a chance to look like a great coach every week. This affords him the luxury of only having to please Tom Brady and at the same time over delivering by under promising. Longevity 101. He tried that favorite shit went 16-0 and won nothing but criticism.
• So over the next couple of days you are going to hear shit like Randy has loss a step ask Revious island about that,and that he was disrupting the lockeroom, but you know that is not true. Just like Tom Brady said he wanted his money, Randy wanted his money also. The only crime he committed was be too talented in the wrong at the wrong time.
• I'm out like Michael Knight on Dancing With The Stars.

THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK #4

The NFL is reality TV, a soap opera, and a sport all combined in one. The NBA and MLB would do well to follow their blue print. Week 1 Randy Moss speaks out about not feeling appreciated and wanting a new deal. Week 4 his ass is on the trading block for defying the one they call Bellicheck's rule of keeping shit in house. This Ralph Tresvant Sensitivity shit doesn't work well in the NFL Randy. Next time try Oprah Bitch. This off season Albert Haynesworth complains about his new role in the 3-4 scheme that Shannahan has installed. During training camp Haynesworth repeatedly fails the fitness workout and is forced to play with the walk ons and future insurance salesman while playing his way into shape. Regular season starts and his ass is still on the bench even though he makes millions of dollars and is one of the highest paid players in the league. Memo to Haynesworth :Shannahan don't give a fuck about how much your black ass makes or what system you want to play in. Don't fuck with the one they call Shannahan. Week 4 Monday Night Football down in South beach. The Pats and Dolphins are battling for the right to finish in second place to the Jets and then  the unthinkable occurs in the second half. The Pats block a punt for a touchdown, block a field goal for a touchdown and return a kickoff 103 yds. for a touchdown. The end result. The one they call Parcells fired his special team coach quicker than the time Jay Cutler had to pass in the pocket against the Giants. Preseason Matt Leinart plays like the starting QB job is his to loose so he doesn't go all out. Tho one they call Whisenhut sees this decides in NINO BROWN style that he never liked that pretty USC mutherfucker anyway and cuts his ass before the seasons starts. All of these scenarios occurred because in the NFL unless you are a Franchise QB ( sorry Donavan) your number could be up at anytime. Every week you better play hard, keep your mouth shut, stay injury free, never age , don't embarrass the organization and last but not least don't engage in a war of words or bad mouth the name of your headcoach. Imagine coaching James, Mello, or that underachieving buffoon Eddie Curry and being able to tell them shut the fuck up or get with my program. Imagine a world in the NBA where players had to perform or risk getting cut. Imagine players giving their all and listening to their head coach insatead of plotting how they are going to get them fired. Remember when mild mannered Robert Horry threw a towell in the face of Danny Ainge when he was coaching in Phoenix. Let Randle El attempt that same shit with Omarr Epps AKA Mike Tomlin. After they remove his size 10 from Randle El's ass Tomnlin might be seen doing time in a maximum security prison for assault charges.The NFL may not be perfect, but as far as discipline and doses of reality are concerned it is the best thing going today. Now on to the LOWDOWN.

UPON FURTHER REVIEW:

• Whoever said that this was the new era of offensive football didn't have that talk with the Giants Sunday Night. The Bears went through  three QB'S and were in danger of asking Jim McMahon or Vince Evans to make a return. I don't know what Cutler did to Lovie Smith's daughter, but letting that man take that beating was unnecessary.
• LT maybe the exception to the rule as it relates to RB'S breaking down once they reach 30.I for one thought he was done but  he is showing what hard work, motivation, and tapes of the GOAT EMMITT SMITH CAN DO FOR YOU.
• The Steelers no one man is above the crew philosphy works and has them 3-1 playing with a 4th string QB.
• Korn on the Kolb still sucks. That thing that Philly wide receivers are still waiting for you to do is called the forward pass.
• If the Vikes get Moss they still won't win. I'm just convinced that T.O., MOSS, AND CHAD JOHNSON are prima donas more concerned with how they look and less about the the QB and teams that they play for.
• The Falcons and Packers still don't do it for me. They are like Jada Pinkett she is good looking, but she is still missing something that is keeping her from being fine like a Beyonce or Halle Berry.
• Raven fans need to stop celebrating like that fucking win Sunday was monumental. Your last 3 wins against the Steelers have come against QB's not named Big Ben. Do that shit in Jan and I will be impressed.
• Bellicheck is smarter than even the press gives him credit for. Getting rid of Moss and any other veteran with an axe to grind gives him complete power of his football team and allows Brady to throw to whoever is open without fear of having to keep Mr Sensitivity happy.
• The Colts could be in trouble. They are the only team in sports who's QB is praised and not blamed when he throws for 400 yds and they loose.
• I'm glad that buffoon team of my the COWBOYS  had their bye week early. That way they have plenty of time to come up with a new comedy routine for any upcoming losses.
• Discipline is only a good thing when positive results and new behaviors are developed. Other than that just ask Penny from Goodtimes and she will tell you that pretty soon it becomes abuse. Singletary better get some results quick or Velona is going to turn his ass in and JJ IS GOING TO WHIP HIS. Sorry about that guys had a GoodTimes flashback. You get the picture.
• HIGH FIVE:
• 1)STEELER'S 3-1  LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NOW THAT BIG BEN IS BACK
• 2)RAVENS 3-1 NOW THEY NEED TO FIGURE OUT THE BENGALS
• 3)JETS 3-1 SANCHEZ LOOKS GOOD
• 4) SAINTS 3-1 WINNING UGLY
• 5)PATS 3-1 BRADY + BELLICHECK= WINS
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:

My Buffoon of the week again is Eddie Long. One of your boy toys said you used to send him pictures of yourself wearing Buff Bagwell spandex outfits, with Nino Brown kangols and white slouch socks. I wish I was making that shit up, but just look at the photo above. That is some Big Poppa Pump shit right there. Only Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell can get away with wearing that shit in public. Right now the Macho Man and Hollywood Hogan are saying we used to wear that  shit with tightass jeans and cowboy boots back in the 80's. I was going to go at Mario for allegedgly fucking his mom up to increase record sales, but I laid of his ass because of Eddie Long's love of the Bozack and underarmourwear. It's bad enough that you got pictures of Raz B on your wall, but you also run around town late at night with your Mr. Perfect spandex singlet on. You will forever be enshrined in the Buffon Hall of Fame. Do me a favor next time and stop wearing those Kronic (ADAMS AND CLARK FROM WCW) T SHIRTS.
I'M OUT LIKE JAY CUTLER AND THAT CHICAGO PASSING GAME

RANDOM THOUGHTS

• Everybody is up in arms over James bringing up the race card on a recent interview on CNN and his views on African American  basketball athletes being treated more harshly by the general public than other athletes. Think about what he said and ask yourself is he wrong.
• When James and his Business Manager Maverick Carter decided to go forward with The Decision aired on ESPN they knew they were going to receive some flack from it , but they weren't prepared for the all out assault that took place on James's image in the public. The idea was to do something innovative and captivating that would be considered trendsetting.Maverick Carter who is probably a little in over his head angered more than just the Cleveland fan base. He rocked the solid foundation around which the LeBron James brand is built. OK chalk it up to youthful exuberance, but everybody makes mistakes.Only, a wise man with his clients best interest at heart wouldn't have made this mistake.
• Maverick Carter and Lebron are guilty of poor judgement and bad taste, but nothing else. Too rake them over the coals for anything else would be considered unfair treatment and yes in their eyes a little racist.
• I am the first to say I was disappointed at the way he handled things, but more importantly I thought he was robbing the public out of seeing something truly spectacular happening in the city of Cleveland. A talent like his doesn't come along to often and I thought he was taking the easy way out. Nothing more nothing less.
• If anything I think the city of Cleveland and its fan base should have been the ones most upset, but some of the criticism that I read and hear seems to stem from anger over young African American millionaires bucking tradition and taking ownership over their careers and money making opportunities.
• If Maverick Carter was named Jonathan Steinberg and he just happened to be a white male with a graduate degree from Harvard and he represented Stephen Lowenstein all star goalie for the Philadelphia Flyers and they did the same exact thing. What would the public outcry be like?
• Unfortunately in our society race factors into everything and if you don't think so you are living in an alternate universe. People look at James and Carter and act like they are seeing Stringer Bell and Avon Barksdale. This isn't The Wire that we are talking about. It is an African American basketball player and his manager making some bad judgement decisions, but in the end not breaking any laws except for human decency and  business protocol.
• Ask yourself why there is a dress code and age limit in basketball and no such rules in less say tennis. I see teenage millionaires in tennis and no public outcry or drop in their Q ratings when they make a mistake. The NBA is a league where over 90% of the players are African American, but 90% of the buying public is white. If you don't thing race factors in to A PIMP NAMED STERN'S DECISION MAKING PROCESS, then you are about as smart as Jamrcus Russel admitting to sipping on CYSURP and thinking he will quarterback again in the NFL.
• The NBA has a reputation for having thugs and punks as their leaders and public spokesman. Lebron James, Dwyane Wade,Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Kevin Durant, and Dwight Howard just to name a few don't strike fear into the hearts of any thugs I know, but yet some want to classify them as such. Does Ray Allen or Derek Fisher look like tough guys to you?
• If Kenyon Martin played football his behavior would be acceptable.If he played hockey it would be encouraged, but only in basketball is it seen as thug like. The only thing thug like about Kenyon Martin is his tattoos and even that is called into question, because of those lips on his neck.
• Be mad at James for bad taste, for questionable judgement and for taking bad advice, but don't let his skin color affect how you view him as a person or athlete. The first time he takes the court and produces like we know he can hopefully all this will be put to rest and we can  enjoy basketball for the incredible game that it is and not for the divisive race conqueror that it could be.
• I'm out like Trevor Pryce to the Jets.