Random Thoughts

• Hey Ed Reed ordinarily because of the physical nature and shortened careers that NFL players have, I normally side with them in matters pertaining to money and contracts. I say normally,because in this case you are dead wrong. You are unable to perform and you have been injured for the better parts of the last three years. The contract that you signed has three more years left on it and before you even begin to ask for more money you have to show that you can suit up and bring on Sundays. Your ramblings about poor treatment from the Ravens and and being underpaid make road scholars like Mike Tyson, Dextar Manley, Mush Mouth and the Dudah Man from New Jack city look like Shakesperian authors. Unless you are a graduate of the T.O. school of fuck it you need me more than I need you, I can't understand where this coming from. Oh my fault yes I can. Ray Ray and Suggs just got paid and Nada and Rice are coming up on their re ups. You are injured and you see your best days being behind you. There is know question that you will go down as one of the greatest safties ever, but do me a favor get on the field, play your position, then talk talk whatever shit you want. Leave that HOW DO I FEED MY FAMILY SHIT TO LATRELL SPREWELL. BUFFOON FOR LIFE.
• I just read where Bryan Colangelo criticized Chris Bosh for being soft, costing them a playoff birth and for not being a franchise player. Oh really Bryan Shaq told us that too while questioning his manhood. Everybody knows Bosh shares agents with Lance Bass and Sanjaya. The point I'm trying to make is when is someone going to grow a set and call out their players while they are playing for them. This is the same Teflon Don that you wanted to max out. Instead of getting credit for calling a diva out you sound like a man who just found out you are not the father. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
• Peter King said The Boys have the most talented roster in the biz, yet we are ranked behind the Packers and the Falcons. Explain that shit.
• Charlie Rosen broke down the Lakers and the Heat rosters recently and said they should probably meet up in the finals. He has the Lakers winning in 7 with James missing free throws in triple overtime to give LA the win. Here is where the comedy comes in. He said Bosh and Haslem are equals with Gasol and Odom. Blake and Fisher barely edge out Aroyo and Chalmers and the benches are even. Are you fucking for real. If that's the case Kobe is the baddest mutherfucker ever to play then. Rosen said that James will destroy Artest and Barnes and that Kobe has the advantage over Dwade. Which leaves Bynum to destoy Illgauskus and Howard. My only thought here is everyone needs to pay attention and stop burrying Boston before it is time. Doc knows how to throw regular season games with the best of them and preserve his aging stars for when it counts. When Bosh shows me he can deal with the Beantown bullies of GARNETT, BIG BABY,ONEAL, and Perkins then I might change my mind.
• When the NCAA decides they want to go after the guys flying and supplying the drugs here(the agents, the boosters, the NFL, and the Head Coaches) instead of the street corner sellers(Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo) then I will believe in The war on drugs. Until then save that grandstanding taking away a heisman shit for someone with no clue of what is going on.
• Last but not least Floyd if you are scared just say so. Paquiao has agreed to do everything you demanded of him except promise you his unborn virgin daughter. You know what I think. For the 1st time in your life you are afraid of getting beat and losing your status as the best. I can't blaim you , because one loss and you are no better than any other great fighter. What's next you want Paquiao to fight with one hand tied behind his back or with no cornermen. THAT NIGGA SCARED!
• I'M OUT LIKE THE SELF ESTEEM OF CLEVELAND CAV FANS!
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Heat Checking The Man Now None As James

• When LeBron Raymone James was drafted #1 by the Cleveland Cavaliers, I knew that I was seeing history made. In all my years of watching basketball I had never seen so much hype and praise given to someone who had just turned 18 years old. You were Neo,Luke,Jeff Jerrett,Brock Lesnar, and Doogie Howser all rolled into one. You were supposed to be THE CHOSEN ONE, KING JAMES, THE MESSIAH, THE ONE SENT HERE BY DR. JAMES NAISMITH TO SHOW US MERE MORTALS HOW THE GAME OF BASKETBALL WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED IN THE FUTURE.
• Some where along the line something happened. You were living up to expectations, but you started to receive criticism from the same people who you thought were dick riders of thee Queen for life.
• Your accomplishments were amazing :ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, 2 TIME MVP, 4 TIME ALL NBA 1ST TEAM, 2 TIME ALL NBA 2ND TEAM, 2 TIME ALL 1ST TEAM ALL DEFENSIVE,  2 TIME ALL STAR MVP, AND NBA SCORING CHAMPION. In your mind you were THE CHOSEN ONE except you really wasn't. You wanted the title, but not the responsibility that went along with it. You knew deep down, because you said on occasion that Kobe was the best, but you still held out hope that your obvious flaws would not be seen.
• James figured ' I have taken these mutherfucking Cavs to the finals, the eastern conference finals twice and we have had the best record the last two years. That should count for something. Ask MJ, BIRD,MAGIC OR KOBE YOU GREATNESS IS DEFINED BY WINNING THE CHIP. Not dancing, shucking and jiving and playing well in the regular season. Your peers all love you and have bore witness to your greatness, so why can't the media do the same.
• James even with your setbacks you were still on pace to pass Kobe and MJ as the best ever. A couple of Chips in Cleveland would have made you a global icon, but the pressure was too much I guess. You saw everything that Kobe has to go through and you said fuck that, it has to be an easier way. I don't want to be the Man. I just want to be a billionaire, win some chips, and build my brand. Guess what that shit is ok for Chris Bosh and Dwade, but not for a mutherfucker who calls himself the KING.
• When you declared in front of a television audience that you were taking your talents to South Beach, In the famous words of Ole Anderson to Sting "YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT. Tupac aka Bishop said even better when he uttered the phrase in Juice "THIS NIGGA SCARED!!!!!!!!!
• I am not mad at you for the reasons everyone else states. You deprived me of watching you try to fulfill your destiny and take your place amongst the greats of all time. I never liked Michael Jordan, but I enjoyed watching his greatness. He made ball worth looking at because I rooted for every team that went up against his Bulls and he set a standard that guys are still trying to eclipse. I thought you were that kind of player, but I was wrong.
• A man who calls himself The Chosen One doesn't run to another team to play with stars, they come to him. Instead of playing with Dwade you should want to beat his ass. I don't know about you,but  there is nobody I  want to beat worse than my brothers and my best friends. It is the raw emotion and the bragging rights that come from beating them that makes challenging them worth it.
• James ask yourself one question. Can a man who is called THE CHOSEN ONE AND KING JAMES ever fulfill their true destiny by playing in South Beach and deflecting all of the attention and pressure on their other teammates. A FRANCHISE WANTS THE GLORY AS WELL AS THE BLAME FOR HIS TEAMS SUCCESS OR LACK OF.I saw that SI cover with you in the background looking like Tito Jackson and I just shook my head. It is the end of an era that never officially begun and for that you are guilty as charged.. I'm sorry LeBron Raymone James but I can't even call you Queen James anymore, because the respect is gone. You leave me with no other choice. YOU WILL BE KNOWN NOW AS JUST JAMES.