After witnessing his team lose in the most dramatic way possible in sudden death OT in one of the most exciting playoff games ever, Coach Mike Tomlin uttered this piece of buffoonary "I would probably use the same game plan we had for Tebow and the Broncos again if we had to play to play them tomorrow. See Mike Tomlin is suffering from the same thing that other Tebow victims suffer from and that is Egregious Ignoramus Psytosis. That is a sickness where you get beat by Tebow and block out the whole game because you cant believe that bible toting, wobbly pass throwing, hymn singing,non defensive scheme reading motherfucker just beat you. Tomlin's statement is moronic but not for the reasons you think. There was nothing wrong with the actual game plan itself. The problem was that the Steelers chose to stick with it the whole game and not do a simple thing called make an adjustment. Playing man on the outside and putting your safeties up close to line is an excellent idea if your corners are named Sanders and Revus. All Lebeau had to do was mix his coverages and drop his safeties to confuse Tebow. There are pop warner QB's that face tougher defensive schemes than the one the Steelers threw at Tebow. Lebeau and Tomlin had so much blind faith in Tebow's inability to beat them vertically that they overestimated the ability of their wackass corners to cover. Tomlin is not the first and he won't be the last person to get Tebowed because of Egregious Ignoramus Psytosis. Couldn't happen to a better team. Now on to The Lowdown.
- Now I know why the Ravens feel like they get no respect on a National Level, because for a team that beat the Steelers twice they get no love for doing it.Their game with the Texans is being billed as the NyQuil Bowl, because it lacks the intrigue and offensive star power of the other games. All the Ravens do is win games and if Flacco can find his way the sky is the limit.Win and Flacco gets paid lose and suffer the wrath of OZ. Newsome to you all.
- The Texans are a Matt Schaub away from being elite. They have it all, an aggressive defense an elite running back and wide receiver, but they lack the star power at QB to play with the big boys.
- I'm tired of hearing about Matty Sucks not Ice and the Falcons being an elite team. Two straight years in the playoffs. Two ass whippings.Mike Smith gets consistently out coached and Matt Ryan has shown an inability to move the ball in the playoffs. Next to the Cowboys, The Falcons are the most overrated team in the NFL.
- I hate being right all the damn time, but I told you the Gman were built for football in the playoffs. Justin Tuck,Osi Umenyiora, Jason Pierre-Paul, Chris Canty and co. rush the passer and disrupt the opposing offense like no other. No one wants to tackle Brandon Jacobs and Eli is playing well. Now you have Manninham, Nicks and Mr. Cha Cha Cha himself Victor Cruz. Watch out Packers beware of Dejavu. The Pats have already seen this show.
- The Saints run the fast break better than anyone since Showtime. Drew Brees is the NFL's version of Steve Nash and their running game is underrated. That being said the 49ers are old school with their smash mouth defensive minded attack. If the 49ers control the clock its anybodies game.
- You can't explain Tebow, because it is all a game of adlib and adjustments on the fly. Everything depends on the defensive scheme you run and the willingness of Tebow to not only throw down field but to throw in windows. This game will be won or lost depending on how well Denver defends Brady.
- Here are my predictions:
- Ravens 23 Texans 10
- Pats 24 Broncos 20
- Saints 38 49ers 17
- Giants 23 Packers 20 upset special
- I'M OUT LIKE HINES WARD AND THE BITCH ASS STEELERS.
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