I hear that a poll was conducted amongst 10 Wisconsin cheese heads and they decided that the Packers were really America's Team. Really, Really,how dare you bastardize and show total disrespect to the title that one and I mean just one franchise THE DALLAS COWBOYS has held since Eve lied,schemed and coerced Adam into partaking of the forbidden fruit. The fact that I am even commenting on this outlandish bullshit should tell you how much of an ingredious and sacrilegious act I consider this. Outside of GreenBay no one gives a damn about the Packers and to suggest otherwise would be simply uncivilized. The title of America's Team is not simply a nickname or catchphrase it is a way of life. To be considered America's Team you have to be able to move the dial and capture every one's imagination. Win, Lose, or Draw everyone wants to see the Dallas Cowboys. You don't have to be the most popular just the most talked about. For a man with no rings Tony Romo is the most scrutinized and analyzed QB not named Tim Tebow. Aaron Rodgers can't say the same even though his team is the defending Super Bowl champions. From the uniforms, to the star on the helmet,to the legendary hole in the roof stadium that allowed God to watch his favorite team the Cowboys have always transcended the game. Lambeau Field and cheeseheads or the Billion Dollar Playground and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. You decide.Outside of the Denver, New England game all of the top rated games this season have one thing in common they featured America's Team. It takes more than some bratwurst, a fucking leap, public ownership and some cheese to make you America's Team. In the future whenever you want to take a national poll talk to people who don't consider marriage to cousins to be legal and indoor plumbing to be a luxury. Now onto the LowDown.
- Is Jerry Jones getting soft in his old age because he admitted that he was scared to death of the Eagles. Respect is one thing but fear is not allowed on the fucking football field in the NFL. If Jerry Jones fears the sub 500 Eagles he must wet the bed and be terrified of the Steelers, Ravens, Pats and Packers. Once again Jerry do me a favor and shut the fuck up.
- Once again cut this Aaron Rodgers for MVP shit out and give the award to the best player in football Tom Brady. Branch,Welker,Hernandez, and Gronkowski. Sounds like the village people or a bad law firm. No running game, the 33rd rank defense( I KNOW THERE ARE ONLY 32 TEAMS, BUT THE DEFENSE IS SO BAD THEY ARE WORST THAN LAST PLACE IF THAT IS POSSIBLE) throwing to receivers that you have never heard of and having to carry his team week in and week out makes him my MVP.Oh and I forgot he did the impossible and walked on water while defeating Tebow.
- Megatron is the best closer in Sports not named Kobe or Mariano Rivera. Memo to the Lions: Try throwing to him often and early and you may actually have a lead going into the 4th quarter.
- You know trash talking has gotten out of hand when someone named Victor Cruz is talking shit to Revis Island. Cruz couldn't get his ass off of Deangelo Hall island last week.
- If the Cowboys want respect from the news media beat the Eagles this week and the Giants next week no questions asked.
- Sorry it was so short , but holiday shopping was a priority.
- I'm out like the Eagles.
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