THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK #4

The NFL is reality TV, a soap opera, and a sport all combined in one. The NBA and MLB would do well to follow their blue print. Week 1 Randy Moss speaks out about not feeling appreciated and wanting a new deal. Week 4 his ass is on the trading block for defying the one they call Bellicheck's rule of keeping shit in house. This Ralph Tresvant Sensitivity shit doesn't work well in the NFL Randy. Next time try Oprah Bitch. This off season Albert Haynesworth complains about his new role in the 3-4 scheme that Shannahan has installed. During training camp Haynesworth repeatedly fails the fitness workout and is forced to play with the walk ons and future insurance salesman while playing his way into shape. Regular season starts and his ass is still on the bench even though he makes millions of dollars and is one of the highest paid players in the league. Memo to Haynesworth :Shannahan don't give a fuck about how much your black ass makes or what system you want to play in. Don't fuck with the one they call Shannahan. Week 4 Monday Night Football down in South beach. The Pats and Dolphins are battling for the right to finish in second place to the Jets and then  the unthinkable occurs in the second half. The Pats block a punt for a touchdown, block a field goal for a touchdown and return a kickoff 103 yds. for a touchdown. The end result. The one they call Parcells fired his special team coach quicker than the time Jay Cutler had to pass in the pocket against the Giants. Preseason Matt Leinart plays like the starting QB job is his to loose so he doesn't go all out. Tho one they call Whisenhut sees this decides in NINO BROWN style that he never liked that pretty USC mutherfucker anyway and cuts his ass before the seasons starts. All of these scenarios occurred because in the NFL unless you are a Franchise QB ( sorry Donavan) your number could be up at anytime. Every week you better play hard, keep your mouth shut, stay injury free, never age , don't embarrass the organization and last but not least don't engage in a war of words or bad mouth the name of your headcoach. Imagine coaching James, Mello, or that underachieving buffoon Eddie Curry and being able to tell them shut the fuck up or get with my program. Imagine a world in the NBA where players had to perform or risk getting cut. Imagine players giving their all and listening to their head coach insatead of plotting how they are going to get them fired. Remember when mild mannered Robert Horry threw a towell in the face of Danny Ainge when he was coaching in Phoenix. Let Randle El attempt that same shit with Omarr Epps AKA Mike Tomlin. After they remove his size 10 from Randle El's ass Tomnlin might be seen doing time in a maximum security prison for assault charges.The NFL may not be perfect, but as far as discipline and doses of reality are concerned it is the best thing going today. Now on to the LOWDOWN.

UPON FURTHER REVIEW:

• Whoever said that this was the new era of offensive football didn't have that talk with the Giants Sunday Night. The Bears went through  three QB'S and were in danger of asking Jim McMahon or Vince Evans to make a return. I don't know what Cutler did to Lovie Smith's daughter, but letting that man take that beating was unnecessary.
• LT maybe the exception to the rule as it relates to RB'S breaking down once they reach 30.I for one thought he was done but  he is showing what hard work, motivation, and tapes of the GOAT EMMITT SMITH CAN DO FOR YOU.
• The Steelers no one man is above the crew philosphy works and has them 3-1 playing with a 4th string QB.
• Korn on the Kolb still sucks. That thing that Philly wide receivers are still waiting for you to do is called the forward pass.
• If the Vikes get Moss they still won't win. I'm just convinced that T.O., MOSS, AND CHAD JOHNSON are prima donas more concerned with how they look and less about the the QB and teams that they play for.
• The Falcons and Packers still don't do it for me. They are like Jada Pinkett she is good looking, but she is still missing something that is keeping her from being fine like a Beyonce or Halle Berry.
• Raven fans need to stop celebrating like that fucking win Sunday was monumental. Your last 3 wins against the Steelers have come against QB's not named Big Ben. Do that shit in Jan and I will be impressed.
• Bellicheck is smarter than even the press gives him credit for. Getting rid of Moss and any other veteran with an axe to grind gives him complete power of his football team and allows Brady to throw to whoever is open without fear of having to keep Mr Sensitivity happy.
• The Colts could be in trouble. They are the only team in sports who's QB is praised and not blamed when he throws for 400 yds and they loose.
• I'm glad that buffoon team of my the COWBOYS  had their bye week early. That way they have plenty of time to come up with a new comedy routine for any upcoming losses.
• Discipline is only a good thing when positive results and new behaviors are developed. Other than that just ask Penny from Goodtimes and she will tell you that pretty soon it becomes abuse. Singletary better get some results quick or Velona is going to turn his ass in and JJ IS GOING TO WHIP HIS. Sorry about that guys had a GoodTimes flashback. You get the picture.
• HIGH FIVE:
• 1)STEELER'S 3-1  LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NOW THAT BIG BEN IS BACK
• 2)RAVENS 3-1 NOW THEY NEED TO FIGURE OUT THE BENGALS
• 3)JETS 3-1 SANCHEZ LOOKS GOOD
• 4) SAINTS 3-1 WINNING UGLY
• 5)PATS 3-1 BRADY + BELLICHECK= WINS
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:

My Buffoon of the week again is Eddie Long. One of your boy toys said you used to send him pictures of yourself wearing Buff Bagwell spandex outfits, with Nino Brown kangols and white slouch socks. I wish I was making that shit up, but just look at the photo above. That is some Big Poppa Pump shit right there. Only Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell can get away with wearing that shit in public. Right now the Macho Man and Hollywood Hogan are saying we used to wear that  shit with tightass jeans and cowboy boots back in the 80's. I was going to go at Mario for allegedgly fucking his mom up to increase record sales, but I laid of his ass because of Eddie Long's love of the Bozack and underarmourwear. It's bad enough that you got pictures of Raz B on your wall, but you also run around town late at night with your Mr. Perfect spandex singlet on. You will forever be enshrined in the Buffon Hall of Fame. Do me a favor next time and stop wearing those Kronic (ADAMS AND CLARK FROM WCW) T SHIRTS.
I'M OUT LIKE JAY CUTLER AND THAT CHICAGO PASSING GAME