What the hell is the fuss about when it comes to who should be starting at QB in Philadelphia? Are you fucking serious. Did you see Corn on the Kolb in week 1 playing as expected like a guy who was feeling the pressure of not only replacing McNabb but of having to play in front of those merciless, heartless and down right despicable Philly fans. Granted it was only one half and he could very well go on to have a decent career, but he ain't better than Michael Vick pre or post incarceration. Michael Vick is a once in a lifetime talent that gives you a chance of winning every week. His talents are special and unique. He is not your typical pocket passing QB like a Brady or Manning, but then again they are not the play makers he is. Vick will never dazzle you with his ability to read defenses or stand in the pocket and complete pass after pass, but what he will do is make a mediocre line look effective and give defensive coordinators lots of sleepless nights while trying to game plan him. Critics that have a problem with Vick starting are either delusional or they are letting their personal feelings about Vick cloud what little judgement they supposedly have. Is Vick going to have a bad game. Sure he is, but let's see if there is going to be a public outcry of support for Charlie Batch or Dennis Dixon to remain starter when Big Ben returns. No one complained about giving Tavrus Jackson his shot when Brett was brought in off the street. I'm not turning this into a race thing. I'm just saying.......................
- THINGS THAT I LEARNED IN WEEK2:
- Mr IGROMO was wrong and I can admit. I apologize for doubting your skills and putting another fellow hurricane over top of you. That catch you made over that sorry ass Deadskin safety was nothing short of Alvin Harper like. That play was some Montanna to Clark type shit. The man I owe an apology to is THE NEXT BIG THING ANDRE JOHNSON. Goddamn I was wrong. You are like Fitzgerald and Bouldin all rolled into one. Alright enough of that shit people might think I have a man crush on your ass.
- Rex Ryan should be on the NFL's banned substance list, because this motherfucker is a performance enhancer. Whatever it is you do keep doing it because the look on Brady and Bellicheck's face after that game was priceless.
- In the famous words of the ROADDOG JESSE JAMES "IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYY! Houston is for real. Schuab and Johnson are great and that defensive front seven is fast and can put heat on the QB. Wouldn't it be real fucked up if the Texans play in the SuperBowl in Dallas while the Cowboys have to watch.
- There is no sibling rivalry between the Mannings,so please shut up about this already. Peyton can line up with me , Big Shirley from Martin, and Grady from Sanford and Son and still beat Eli. Comment of the week made by Peyton's mother. Peyton has always been like a big brother to Eli. You think. That shit normally occurs when you happen to be born before a mutherfucker.
- UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS:
- Braylon Edwards what is your goddamn problem? Do you love controversy and bad publicity. Drunk driving and driving with your windows tinted to dark. I know the brother that did it told you Man this shit is illegal you still want them that dark. Man I'm motherfucking Braylon Edwards bitch tint my shit. I don't give a fuck bout no laws or no police I'm a New York Jet Bitch. Better suck my Dick. You get the picture. Braylon is famous for being famous. He has had one good year and other than that his claim to fame is beating up James's (the NBA player formerly known as Queen James) little ass buddy in a night club incident last year. I think if that dude was two inches taller he could be classified as a midget instead of a dwarf. Braylon do me a favor stop dropping passes, celebrating every time you do something , breaking laws and fucking up little people. I'm just saying.............
- STOCK UP STOCK DOWN:
- ^ ANDRE JOHNSON- A MAN AMONGST BOYS
- ^ MILES AUSTIN- THE ONE GOOD DECISION JERRY HAS MADE
- ^ PEYTON MANNING- A LEADER ON AND OFF THE FIELD
- ^MICHAEL VICK- LOOKING BETEER THAN EVER
- ^AARON RODGERS- WHO NEEDS A RUNNING GAME
- ^ CLAY MATTHEWS- ONE MAN SACK MACHINE
- ^ DONAVAN MCNABB- ANDY HE STILL HAS IT
- TONY ROMO- STILL ON THE SIDELINE GRINNING
- NFL OFFICIALS- STOP FUCKING WITH THE RAVENS
- ELI MANNING- AT LEAST YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ARE NOT THAT GOOD
- THE VIKINGS- TOO MUCH TALENT TO BE 0-2
- HIGH FIVE:
- 1)SAINTS 2-0 THEY WIN EVEN WHEN BEING OUTPLAYED
- 2)STEELERS 2-0 WAIT UNTIL THEY GET BEN BACK
- 3)PACKERS 2-0 I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM
- 4)COLTS 1-1 PEYTON GIVES THEM A CHANCE EVERY WEEK
- 5)RAVENS WAITING ON THAT OFFENSE TO GET GOING
- BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
- THE ENTIRE DALLAS COWBOY ORGANIZATION. Tony Romo said and I quote "We have to learn from our mistakes and just get better. Translation. What he really meant was I'm going to keep doing dumbass shit and inventing new ways to embarrass this once proud franchise. Terrance Newman said and I quote " There are things going on in practice that the coaches don't see and it is causing us to not be on the same page. Translation. Jerry Jones is really the headcoach , but I'm smart enough not to say that shit because I enjoy cashing my checks. Michael Jenkins said and I quote "We continue to understimate our opponents and a lot of us believe we are entitled to certain things because of the star on our helmet. Translation. Instead of watching film and preparing for our opponents we are busy fucking bitches, making it rain, and trying to get our own reality TV shows. Plain and simple folks this a ship with no skipper at the helm. These sorry motherfuckers invent ways to loose. Remember when they let a fullback go 80 yds on us to close out Texas Stadium and Sugar Ray said shut that bitch down. Remember Tony Romo botching the snap in the wildacrd game years ago. What about losing to the wrong Manning to open the new Cowboys stadium and letting Brandon Jacobs big ass rumble down the sidelines on a 60 yd screen pass. That slapstick comedy that happened during that Deadskins game is still too painful to bring up and I heard that shit is on the new NFL FOLLIES DVD. The Boys are Buffoons. Call it what it is. They are like those clown ass New York Knick teams with Pat Riley that did dumbass shit during the 90'S. It is like John Starks is a special adviser to the Boys and just when you think they have hit rock bottom they go even lower. Sorry but you guys are my buffoons of the week.
- I'm out like Cowboy pride.
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