THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK #7 2011

I am going to change things up this week and focus on a topic that just will not go away. I am going to talk about the cat fight, power struggle, inconsistency, he said she said, finger pointing or whatever you want to insert in the blank between CAM CAMERON and JOE FLACCO. There is an overwhelming belief that CAMERON is holding back FLACCO, because he is a control freak and he doesn't know what he is doing. Because the fans here in Baltimore are starving for a QB of any kind to take them to the Super Bowl, they are not aware of FLACCO'S many short comings. Therefore it must be CAM'S fault. Do you remember the San Diego Chargers during the 2002-2006 years. As the Charger's Offensive Coordinator in 2004 CAM won Offensive Assistant of the Year and the Chargers scored the 3rd most points in the NFL that year (446 pts). In 2005 the Chargers were 5th in the league in scoring at 26.1 pts a game. In 2006 the Chargers amassed a team record 494 pts while paving the way for league MVP LADAINIAN TOMLINSON to break the single season TD. record. During his time in San Diego CAM worked with PHILLIP RIVERS, DREW BREES, LT and ANTONIO GATES. In other words Cam knows what he is doing, because he ran a prolific top 5 offense anually with two different QB during his time with the Chargers. Fast forward to the Ravens under FLACCO and CAM. In 08 the Ravens were 4th in rushing (148 ypg), 1st in time of possession, and 11th in points (24.1 ppg).In 2009, the Ravens were 9th in scoring (24.4 ppg),while setting team records for most total TDs (47) and most rushing TDs (22). In 2010 FLACCO posted career highs in passing yds (3,622) and passing TDs (25) while leading the Ravens to  22.3 ppg. What I see here is CAM is giving FLACCO more and more responsibility, but the offensive productivity is going the other way. The yds are going up, but ppg are going down. Don't you think CAM wants FLACCO to succeed. He wants FLACCO to take command of the offense and lead the team, but not if it costs them games in the process. The one thing no one ever takes in account is the fact that no matter who runs the offense the results remain the same. The Ravens have always been a run first play defense type of team and it shows in their comments win they lose. After the loss to the Jags everyone was complaining about the running game. Yet when they blew out the Rams everyone wanted to throw , throw throw. To me and I am just an outsider CAM is following the organizations wishes with the offense he is running and FLACCO'S limited abilities handcuff him when he is calling a game. In San Diego the offense he ran was prolific because of Brees and then Rivers. FLACCO LACK OF LEADERSHIP SKILLS AND PLAY UNDER PRESSURE makes it look like CAM is being conservative. Excellent play calling is driven by one thing execution. Doesn't matter if he calls a run or pass CAM is second guessed, because of FLACCO'S limitations. Give Cam the weapons he needs and a QB to run his system and the Ravens are a Superbowl team. If you look at everything objectively CAM is in a can't win situation and I have not heard from any of the Raven's brass. Any coordinator who wants to succeed would love to have players who know and embrace their system, but know how to make plays outside of the system when the time calls for it. If FLACCO feels handcuffed change the play or call audibles. At the end of the day he is the one looking at coverages and facing blitzes head on. FLACCO to means seems passive and unwilling to take the reighns. If during the two minute drill plays are not coming in fast enough he should show a sense of urgency by his body language or hand gestures. It seems to me that CAM is protecting FLACCO from FLACCO and until FLACCO grows up and accepts the challenge of leading the Ravens critics will always blame CAM. The next thing you know CAM is made into a scapegoat and goes on to another and picks up where he left off with the Chargers. Meanwhile another coordinator comes into Baltimore with fanfare runs the football, promises a wide open attack and falls victim to the FLACCO effect. Now onto the LOWDOWN.

• HIGH FIVE:
• 1) PACKERS (7-0) Rodgers is playing at a TECMO BOWL level.
• 2) PATS (5-1) If the defense improves watch out
• 3) SAINTS (5-2) This not the BCS stop running up the score on the sisters of the poor
• 4) RAVENS (4-2) Flacco you are the weakest link
• 5) 49ers (5-1) I am a believer in all things Harbaugh
• MVP WATCH
• 1)Aaron Rodgers
• 2)Tom Brady
• 3) Drew Brees
• 4) Eli Manning
• 5) Mike Wallace
• IGROMO'S THOUGHTS
• My boy Brad Piff brought up a good point last night and it got me to thinking. The NBA would be a better product if the head coach's had money, power, and respect like their NFL companions. That being said there is a widespread case of losing and blaming it on the game plans. I don't know if organizations haven't figured out how to deal with it yet, but when a member of the winlessTebowHarbaugh came in and scaled down the plays and put an emphasis on execution and at 5-1  he has opposing coaches wanting to fight after catching ass whippings. All I am saying is execute the play and give credit where credit is due when a team steps up and beats you. Stop blaming coordinators for the shortcomings and mistakes that are committed on the field. Name me the Pats O coordinator. I'm still waiting. That's what I thought. The players like Brady, Brees and Manning get credit for success and coordinators get the blame when Romo, Flacco or Cutler fuck up. Just a thought.
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• jordan crawford of the Wizards said and I quote I CAN BE BETTER THAN MICHAEL JORDAN. I'm not really going to spend a lot of time on this buffoon because it is obvious he has been effected by lead paint or too much glue sniffing. Outside of your mother believing in you where the fuck does your delusional thought process come from. Really I should be asking who the fuck are you and when were you drafted. After doing a little research I found out that you were related to Harold Miner and J R Rider and you want to carry on their legacy, so that explains your fucked up mentality.You inherited those dumb ass genes that make millionaires want to use stolen pre paid cell phones, because they love keeping it real.  I have a bit of advice for you put down that glass dick it is not a good look and save your money because if you keep making comments like that you won't be in the league too long. Just because your name is Jordan don't mean you play like one. Don't let Mike hear this shit.HE WILL TRAIN, COME OUT OF RETIREMENT AND BUST YOUR ASS WITH JUMPERS AT THE AGE OF 60. I would hate for you to be on a Jordan commercial for LOOK WHAT HE MADE DO.
• I'm out like the Texas Rangers.

THE REAL NBA TOP 10 LIST

First off let me say that the TOP 10 NBA players list that my brethren at ESPN put out was unconstitutional, moronic, unstable, buffonic,uncomprinhendable, and any other Stephen A. Smith word that you can come up with. Kobe Bryant number #7 on who's list? Laker Haters Snapper Jones,Charles Barkley or Tim Legler maybe, but not anyone with and ounce of basketball acronym would ever put THE MAMBA #7 on any list. THE FROZEN ONE QUEEN JAMES #1 are you serious. Did you not watch that pathetic display of 4th quarter play by THE FROZEN ONE in the Finals that had such clutch players as Greg Anthony, John Starks, Mike Vanderjagt and any Florida St. kicker you can name kicking against THE U rolling over in their grave with laughter. I don't know what criteria you guys used for naming your TOP 10 players in the NBA, but I am going to use the most simple and efficient method known to man. The eyeball test. The eyes don't lie unless your Eddie Murphy and its late at night and your patrolling the red light district looking for ass and even then Kobe shouldn't end up 7th on a list when only two of the guys above him have rings and he has three more than both of them combined. If Jordan at the age of 72 came back and played you dickriding bastards would find some way to at least put his ass top 5 if not top 3. Here is my official, unbiased, professional opinion on where the TOP 10 PLAYERS in the NBA should be ranked.

• 10)DERRICK MARTELL ROSE- The media got one thing right last year you were the MVP last year just not of the NBA. You are a tremendous talent, and living breathing human highlight film, but this not Ruckers Park or the And 1 tour. This is the NBA where PG are supposed to make others better and last time I checked you were Bobby Brown only looking out for your prerogative.
• 9)AMAR'E CARSARES STOUDEMIRE-  The absolute best finisher on the pick and roll today not named Blake Griffin. Amar'e is so well respected and feared that if Cleveland had traded for him two years ago instead of Jamison they would have went to the finals and battled my Lakers.
• 8)LeBron RAYMONE JAMES- Let me preface this by saying I think THE FROZEN ONE can do things on the basketball court because of his size and speed that Jordan and Kobe can't do, but that doesn't make him a more skilled or better basketball player. It just means he is more athletic. I will say this to everyone one more time. During his stay in Cleveland LeBron was the Most Valuable Player to his individual team in the league, but not the best player in the league. He needs to win some championships playing the leading role to take that foul stench of his past performances away and move him further up my list where he belongs.
• 7)CARMELO KIYAN ANTHONY- The best clutch player in the NBA not named Kobe or Dirk. All Melo does is got out night in and night out and bust whoever ass is guarding him. Win, lose or draw Melo doesn't shy away from the pressure. In fact like Barkley lips to Jordan's ass he runs towards it. Take note James Melo embraced NY while outside of  you wearing their hat you wanted no parts of NY.
• 6)CHRISTOPHER EMMANUEL PAUL- Look at the playoff match up last year between the Lakeshow and the Hornets and tell me who the most valuable player on the court was. It was Paul, because to this day I don't know who the hell he was playing with but he carried them to a 6 game war with the Lakers. I used to think Daren Williams was the best PG in the league until Paul said just because I play in New Orleans with no help doesn't mean I'm not capable of playing with the big dogs. He is everything Derrick Rose is not.
• 5)KEVIN WAYNE DURANT- Let's just say if he wins 5 chips, a league MVP, 3 ALL STAR MVP'S and countless ALL NBA 1ST TEAM  appearances INCLUDING DEFENSE he has a shot at being mentioned right behind Kobe Bryant. In all fairness though he is a bad motherfucker who if he does improve his defense, all around game and gains some weight who the fuck can guard him. He and THE FROZEN ONE should be battling for supremacy over the next decade. If he had a ring I would put him higher on my list.
• 4)DWIGHT DAVID HOWARD- Already a dominant force on both ends of the court. I think all he needs to become the true Superman is a Batman. Every night he fights crime against the bad guys with no assemblance of where his help is coming from. He is by far the most intimidating player in the league and all he needs is a Kobe to bring out the beast in him. Imagine Dwight Howard playing with a purpose and growling rather than smiling. Scary proposition.
• 3)DWYANE TYRONE WADE JR.- The heir apparent to Kobe. Now that is saying a lot. If he had been able to pull out last years final he would have been at least #2 or possibly #1. The only weakness to me in his game outside of his streaky jump shot is his man on man defense. Playing the passing lane for steals and  garnering weak side blocks there is no one better. Wade has to make up in his mind if he is the leading man or the best supporting actor. Just think Eddie Murphy or Arsenio Hall. Then and only then will he make his mark in this league.
• 2)DIRK WERNER NOWITZKI- We have waited since the year 2000 for Dirk to stand up and show what we all knew he was capable of since day stinking 1. Maybe it was all the years of losing, maybe it was the Heat shucking and jiving before they actually won. Whatever it was Dirk showed the world why perhaps he not Gasol is the most skilled big man in the league. Forget the second coming of Bird we should be celebrating as the first coming of Dirk.
• 1)KOBE BEAN BRYANT- The undisputed without a shadow of a doubt best thing going today in the NBA. Don't waste your breathe arguing the point, because the only man you motherfuckers dare compare to Michael Jordan is THE MAMBA. For that reason alone he is #1 but there are also others but because of thing called time I can't list them all here. Just do this for me the game is on the line the clock is ticking 5,4,3,2,1 what guy on this list do you want taking that shot and as a foe who would you fear the most. Question answered case close. SWOOOOOOOOOOSH ALL NETS WITH A HAND UP BITCH. BLACK MAMBA FOR LIFE.
• There you have THE LIST that matters. Any complaints write your own.
• I'm out like the NBA season.

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Bryant Gumbel compares David Stern to “plantation overseer”

Kurt Helin

Oct 19, 2011, 12:36 AM EDT

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Bryant Gumbel closed out Tuesday night’s new episode of HBO’s Real Sports with some incendiary comments on David Stern — comments made while Stern was meeting with Billy Hunter and the players union, along with a federal mediator.
What follows is the entire closing comments, courtesy HBO (the video is below). Know that some players are saying very much this same thing when the microphones are off. Hat tip to Paulie Pabst (of the Dan Patrick Show) for pointing this out.
“Finally tonight, if the NBA lockout is going to be resolved any time soon, it seems likely to be done in spite of David Stern, not because of him. I say that because the NBA’s infamously egocentric commissioner seems more hell-bent lately on demeaning the players than resolving his game’s labor impasse.
How else to explain Stern’s rants in recent days? To any and everyone who’d listen, he has alternately knocked union leader Billy Hunter, said the players were getting inaccurate information, and started sounding chicken-little claims about what games might be lost if the players didn’t soon see things his way.
Stern’s version of what’s been going on behind closed doors has, of course, been disputed. But his efforts were typical of a commissioner, who has always seemed eager to be viewed as some kind of modern plantation overseer treating NBA men as if they were his boys. It’s part of Stern’s M.O. Like his past self-serving edicts on dress code or the questioning of officials, his moves are intended to do little more than show how he’s the one keeping the hired hands in their place.
Some will, of course, cringe at that characterization, but Stern’s disdain for the players is as palpable and pathetic as his motives are transparent. Yes, the NBA’s business model is broken, but to fix it, maybe the league’s commissioner should concern himself most with a solution, and stop being part of the problem

Charles Oakley doesn’t think LeBron James is Michael Jordan

Kurt Helin

Oct 19, 2011, 8:14 AM EDT

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Is there anyone who thinks that LeBron James is Michael Jordan? Well, besides Scottie Pippen?
Charles Oakley doesn’t think so. Of course he didn’t.
The MJ contemporary and recent Bobcats assistant coach wanted to make it clear in an interview with Hoopsworld that the two are not in the same class. (Hat tip to Eye on Basketball)

“I wouldn’t put them in the same conversation.
“It took a while for Michael to win championships too, but they have a different swagger, a different demeanor. If I would compare anybody to Michael Jordan, it would be Kobe Bryant. Point blank. I know LeBron well; he don’t have what Michael have so I’m not even gonna discuss that one.
“To be a superstar (LeBron) has to go back to his fundamentals… work on his post game, work off the ball.”

It’s hard to compare mid-career LeBron to Jordan’s full-career legacy, we can’t say how we will look back on LeBron when he retires. But there was a universal love — or at least respect — that Jordan had and LeBron has lost. You can define that as swagger or whatever you wish, it remains a reality. One that will stick with LeBron.

Kobe Bryant finishes 7th in #NBARank

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For the last few weeks, ESPN.com's hoops folk have rolled out the results of our #NBARank project in which every NBA player is placed in order from 500 to 1, based on the evaluations of 91 hoops experts (or 89, depending on what you think of Andy and me). For the most part, Lakers players formed the bread of an average player sandwich, with only one player -- Metta World Peace at 97 -- appearing between free agent Shannon Brown (181) and Lamar Odom at 44. But while there's a discussion to be had regarding Andrew Bynum at 30 or Pau Gasol at 11, the number most Lakers fans want to see is the one assigned to Kobe Bryant.

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Kobe Bryant didn't blow past Dwyane Wade in ESPN.com's #NBARank project.

Wait no longer. He finished seventh.Keeping in mind the rankings are meant to reflect current effectiveness as opposed to career achievement (Kobe is easily the most accomplished player in the league), are the results fair? More or less, yes.

Looking at the remaining players ahead of Kobe in no particular order, even factoring in his fourth-quarter failures in last year's Finals, LeBron James is, in my opinion, the best player in the league. He has led the league in win shares in each of the last three seasons and in PER in each of the last four. The question of James' buddy, Dwyane Wade, and Kobe and which is NBA's top shooting guard came up in a 5-on-5 panel on ESPN.com this past summer. I chose Wade then, and still would.

Mamba versus Dwight Howard isn't exactly an apples-to-apples comparison, but it's difficult to stridently complain about Bryant finishing behind a freakish athlete boasting his third straight NBA Defensive Player of the Year trophy. Howard's unquestioned status as the NBA's most dominant big man makes him at least one of the league's six best players, regardless of where you think Kobe ranks. And while I wouldn't have started the 2010-11 season saying Dirk Nowitzki is better than Bryant, given what he did through the season and playoffs, his elevated status is justifiable.

If comparing wings to centers is tough, comparing wings to 1s isn't much easier. But a healthy Chris Paul is the best point guard in a point guard's league coming off a great playoff series against the Lakers.

My only real complaint would be putting Kevin Durant ahead of Kobe. OKC's star is the best scorer in the league and at 23 still oozes potential, but Kobe is a better distributor and defender, and at his position is a better rebounder. Perhaps Durant was given too much credit for future growth and Kobe knocked too much for his mileage. Still, the results hardly qualify as a crime against humanity.

It's all fun debate fodder, but getting bogged down in the numbers distracts from the more important issue: When it comes to measuring the Lakers' title hopes this season, what exactly does it mean that Kobe is, at least by one count, not a top-five guy?

Very little.

The important question isn't whether he's the best player in the game -- undoubtedly a point of pride among his biggest fans -- but whether Kobe is good enough to front a championship squad. He is. Those believing otherwise, and I'm not sure how many there actually are, are wrong. Obviously he needs help from the supporting cast, but the same holds true for each of the six guys ahead of him on the list. Durant doesn't win without Russell Westbrook, James Harden and support in the middle. Dirk, heroic as he was in the postseason, didn't do it alone. Howard doesn't have enough help.

The James/Wade combo proves a couple of points. First, pure talent isn't in and of itself an automatic path to victory. The parts have to work well together. Second, the best player in broad terms isn't always the best player from game to game and moment to moment. Nowitzki isn't the NBA's top talent overall but played better than anyone in the postseason. The gap between the players at the top of the rankings isn't nearly large enough to negate questions of team and timing.

Not even close.

Kobe Bryant is still an elite-level NBA player. There's no harm in debating exactly how elite relative to the competition. As it relates to the odds of winning hardware, the answers may create some distinction, but practically speaking, not much difference

The Lowdown WEEK #6

In order for an organization to succeed a head coach must have the backing of his organization and the final word must be his. Players have to understand that once they disrespect the change of command there will be consequences and repercussions. Players win championships, but organizations build them. If the head coach has his authority, judgement, or manhood questioned in any way by his players or upper management and it somehow gets leaked to the press it is only a matter of time before the relationship is destroyed. Philadelphia, Green Bay,Pittsburgh, and Baltimore to a certain extent exemplify these virtues, but there is one organization that beyond a shadow of a doubt has commanded the most respect  and fear of NFL PLAYERS and its the New England Patriots.Outside of Jimmy Johnson and Phil Jackson there is only one man that I know of during my lifetime that men pay more homage too and that is THE DON BILL BELLICHECK. Win, lose or draw, the Pats organization has his back. The man should be called the Teflon Don, because nothing sticks to him. Remember the illegal filming of teams no sweat his boss paid the $500,000 fine with out uttering a word.. He has cut or traded such beloved Pats as Ty Law, Richard Seymour, Drew Bledsoe, Randy Moss, Rodney Harrison among others and they all have never uttered a bad word about him or the Organization. As a matter of fact they all still wanted to play for them after there release. Remember Richard Seymour said he was not going to report to the Raiders when  he was traded and Randy Moss called out to the Teflon Don like a child missing his parents on numerous occasions after being let go. I'm saying all this to say he is a bad motherfucker. Can you imagine firing a friend of yours and them pleading with you to take them back and you say not gonna happen, but they still talk glowingly of you and always hold out hope of reuniting with you. Yeah right you and I both know that's bullshit and that it would never happen. The Teflon Don has transformed himself from defensive specialist to offensive genius overnight. He has 3 Super Bowl rings and counting and he has perhaps one of the best QB of all time that he has personally groomed. With all that being said imagine if his owner Robert Kraft came out and said what the fuck were you thinking letting go of Moss. This is my team, you work for me motherfucker and don't ever forget it. How would Welker, Brady and rest of the Pats view him them. They would at him like the Cowboys look at Jason Garrett right now. Take a cue from Bob Kraft Jerry Jones and let your head coach do his job. Criticizing him or declaring devotion for Romo only serves to undermine Garrett's authority and control over the lockeroom. While the Cowboys a team that has superior talent to his struggles The Teflon Don continues winning his way with the respect of his organization, his current and former players and the media and meanwhile back on the ranch Garrett has to wonder when he will ever just get respect from his organization. Remember players win championships, but Organizations build them. Now on to the Lowdown.

• 1) PACKERS 6-0 Simply put a machine.
• 2) PATRIOTS 5-1 Defense actually played pretty well
• 3) RAVENS 4-1 Flacco has to prove doubters wrong.
• 4) GIANTS 4-2 Built for the playoffs
• 5) COWBOYS Most talented team in the NFL. Schedules gets easier
• STOCK DOWN
• Cowboys running game has been disappointing all year.
• Donovan McNabb is done period.
• Drew Brees 8ints in his last 4 games. Coming off of 22 last year.
• Bills defense has been awful all year and its getting worse because of back to back losses.
• Colts chances of winning a game
• Dolphins chances of winning a game
• STOCK UP
• Ray Rice is averaging 151 total yds a game from scrimmage
• Cowboys defense ranked 3rd in the NFL shutdown Brady and Welker
• Rob Ryan is the only coordinator to hold the Pats under 30 in their last 15 games and he did it twice once with Cleveland.
• Ravens defense is Superbowl worthy.
• Jay Cutler takes a licking and keeps on ticking. 71% comp 3tds and no ints in his last 2 games
• Darrelle Revis with his two picks Monday night showed why he is the best corner in the NFL
• Calvin Pace with his 2 sacks 7 tackles and 1 forced fumble was the spark the Jets have been missing all year
• TOP 5 QB
• 1) Aaron Rodgers
• 2) Tom Brady
• 3) Drew Brees
• 4) Eli Manning
• 5) Matt Hassleback
• TOP 5 WR
• 1)Wes Welker
• 2) Calvin Johnson
• 3) Steve Smith
• 4) Mike Wallace
• 5) Greg Jennings
• MVP WATCH
• 1)Aaron Rodgers
• 2)Tom Brady
• 3)Darren McFadden
• 4)Calvin Johnson
• 5)Fred Jackson
• RANDOM THOUGHTS
• Trading two 1st round picks for Carson Palmer is just another example of the Raiders being the Raiders. They are fooling themselves if they think he is still an elite QB. That ship sailed almost 5 years ago. Check out his stats. The Bengals had a running game with Benson and a top 10 defense and Carson managed to fuck that up.If all he has to do is hand off and throw play action, I still wouldn't want his ass. Good luck.
• The Ravens might not lose a game for the rest of the year. They only have two tough games left and they are at Pitt and at San Diego.
• Without Megatron Matt Stafford ain't shit. That's right I said it. All he does is throw shit up and tell Megatron to go fetch. Hell I watched Kyle Bowler dO that for years with Todd Heap.
• Miami is throwing games and Tony Sparano  looks like a hoe who just lost her pimps money.
• Upon further review the Colts have about as much pride as a season ticket holder for the KC Royals. Peyton truly was the man on that fucked up gutless squad.
• Who gives a flying fuck about Grossman or Beck? If that shit is a controversy than so is Sanjaya Malakar from American Idol love for men. That's why the Deadskins suck.
• I told you motherfuckers after the 1st game that Singletary coached that he wouldn't last and that his style of coaching was more suited for choking bitches than winning games.Harbaugh has the same team with the same lame ass QB in first place and if it wasn't for the incredible, heroic efforts of one Antonio Ramiro they would be undefeated.
• The Tebow era begins in Denver and they are trying to trade every piece of  serviceable talent on their team in exchange for that ever valuable shit called 6th round draft picks.
• With the Mavs winning and the Rangers winning the Cowboys better do something quick or they are going to be the 3rd fiddle in their own town.
• That injury to Sean Payton was as nasty as seeing Precious in a g-string in 3D. JUST SAYING.
• BUFFOON OF THE WEEK:
• Buffoon of the week is back this week, because a low blow wouldn't be good enough. These two that's right I said these two sum bitches need a sing the damn son Anamae type of ass whipping. One doesn't know when to shut the fuck up and the other thought giving Brady the ball with two minutes left in a game up 3 was wise. Where the hell do I begin? Jerry Jones a self made billionaire who wouldn't know the difference between a hot route and a hot pocket is constantly commenting on his team like a fucking fan and distracting his coach from doing his job. You can't tell me that Jason Garrett wasn't thinking about how he fucked that Lion's loss up by not running the ball effect his already questionable judgement while playing the Pats. Jones made comments after that loss about how they should have ran the ball more instead of allowing his coach to address the press and put the loss behind them. Then after Garrett fucked up again Jones  questioned his play calling after Brady played the role of Montana and went 80 yards in less than two minutes for the winning score. What he fuck is going on? Jones needs to keep his over sensitive cheer leading ass up in that booth and not say a word or express an emotion. Who the fuck is the owner of the Packers and except for accepting the Lombardi trophy have you ever seen that motherfucker. He is like the adults on Charlie Brown. Unseen and unheard from. That's the owner Jerry Jones should be. His over critical nail biting ass is fucking up his coaches mental psyche. Garrett right now is like a son who wants to play music, but his fathers wants him to be a Cop. He is conflicted on how to handle the team and manage game time situations. Do I do what I know is right or go with what I think everyone would want me to do? I'm glad this motherfucker is not in charge of the red button in the White House. Can you imagine us in a War and Garrett thinking should I kill innocent women and kids or sacrifice our country and troops. The Boys have enough talent to win it all, but like I said before organizations build championships and players win them. Until Jason Garrett stands up to Jones like Arnold of Different Strokes did to the Gootch the Boys are doomed. Garrett stand the fuck up and Jones shut the fuck up. YOU TWO ARE MY BUFFOONS OF THE WEEK.
• I'm out like the opening night in the NBA.

KOBE TELLS A KWAME BROWN STORY

THE NFL LOWDOWN WEEK#4 2011

The man I know as Antonio Ramiro is a lightening rod for drama be it good or bad. I think in modern times only The Frozen one Queen James has his abilities to finish off opponents questioned as much as Antonio. You have ex Cowboys like Drew Pearson and Deion Sanders saying enough is enough. HOW MUCH SHIT CAN A BITCH TAKE? Antonio's naysayers will tell you he is what he is and he will never lead the Cowboys to the promise land. They say he is nothing more than a dick tease and that all he does is accumulate  stats and fuck up in the clutch. Sunday's game against the Lions was another one of those games where you ask yourself what the fuck was he thinking when he committed those turnovers with the Boys up by 24. I admit I can not figure out this man for the life of me other than Antonio Ramiro giveth and he taketh away. He threw 5 perfect touchdown passes Sunday and his team still loss. Wait you say two of those were to the other team, but yet you have to admit that he hit those motherfuckers in stride and he put the ball where only they could get it. I have a theory on Ramiro that I will discuss later and believe me when I tell you it is not all his fault. The difference between Ramiro and James is that at least Ramiro is willing to try to win the game and you can't criticize or question his heart or effort ever. Unfortunately you can question his decision making and football acumen. To play QB in the NFL you have to be smart, accurate, a leader and have the ability to process information in a short period of time. Any short comings in any of these areas will ultimately lead to your down fall. Ramiro's problem is that he believes he has to make something happen on every throw and he is not smart enough to realize that you have to play the game within the game. In Sunday's game with his team up 24 and the defense playing superb Antonio has to realize that only turnovers will cause his team to loose. There is nothing wrong with throwing the ball away and playing a battle of field position at that point to win the game. The Lions had no momentum or hope until you started playing catch with their corners. The Cowboys are 2-2 and it's all because of him. (Two courageous comebacks and 2 stupid ass 4th quarter giveaways). Suck it up play smarter and lead your team to the Super Bowl or continue to dick teases make stupid ass mistakes and get called out as an underachieving buffoon for the rest of your career. Antonio Ramiro the clock is ticking its 3rd down with two minutes to go and America is watching. Whatcha you gonnnna do??????????????????
THE HIGH FIVE:

• 1. PACKERS (4-0)- Who would you trade straight up for Aaron Rodgers right now?
• 2. SAINTS (3-1)- If it wasn't for the goal line stance against the Packers and the surprising start of the Lions we would be talking about the Saints. The Steve Nash of QB just keeps winning.
• 3. RAVENS (3-1)- Everyone stop fucking hating and just admit it. The Ravens have the best defense of all the elite teams and we all wish especially me that our teams could win ugly the way the Ravens did Sunday night.
• 4.PATS (3-1)- The team is to reliant on Brady, but then again is that a bad thing.
• 5.TEXANS (3-1)- Yeah you expected me to put the Lions there didn't you. Kiss my ass. The Texans are DX and the Lions are Rated RKO.
• RANDOM THOUGHTS:
• I blame Leslie Frazier and the Vikings brass for their 0-4 start. You gave Brett Favre the best team money could buy and you bring in McNabb and don't even start Harvin. Any team with the best back in football and a good defense should win 10 games easy. Just ask Eric Dickerson who had Dieter Brock as his QB.
• Other than sign players no one else wanted, what did the Jets do this off season. Their offensive line is pathetic, they have no running game and their defense is lacking a pass rush. A third straight trip to the AFC championship games looks highly unlikely unless they straighten things out quick.
• It is amazing that Nnamdi Asomugha receives no criticism for the contract he signed and his team being 1-3. I guess it pays to shut the fuck up and let Vick catch all the heat.
• Megatron showed his ass off on a couple of catches Sunday, but for the most part he looked like Starcream M.I.A.
• Let me just say The Hell with Chris Cooley of the Deadskins and he knows why. In the famous words of T.O. that's my QB while wiping away my tears.
• Steelers lose!!!!!! Steelers lose. Fuck Heinz Ward, James Harrison and the rest of those underachievers motherfucker Steelers. 
• You remember what I said about the Giants. They are coming.
• Can someone please doubleteam Wes Welker and make Brady throw to someone else fuck.
• All the Bucs and Josh Freeman do is win games.
• How do you have the man that is on the cover of Madden and throw the ball 61 times Cleveland?
• By not signing David Gerrard the Dolphins and Colts are openly losing for the right to draft Andrew Luck.
• STOCK UP STOCK DOWN
• The Harbaugh's All they do is win baby.
• Eli Manning Don't look now, but the man who dared to compare himself to Brady is right behind him in QB rating.
• Bengals They have the #1 defense in the NFL.
• Ravens Defense They have that swagger back and Ed Reed looks healthy this season.
• Ron Rivera You don't kick to Devon Hester under any circumstances dumb ass.
• The Eagles I never bought into the hype
• Rex Grossman Once again being carried by a run first defensive minded team
• Kerry Collins You look more like Joan Collins with each passing day.
• LETTERS TO THE EDITOR:
• Dear Mr. Igromo, I don't like how you criticize my baby boy every week in your blog. You call him all sorts of names and last time I checked he threw 5 touchdowns passes on Sunday.You aught to be asahmed of yourself. Leave my Antonio alone. signed Mama Ramiro. Look a hear Bitch your underachieving erratic ass son threw 3 not 5 tds. It doesn't fucking count when you throw shit to the other team and as far as me being ashamed of myself, with all the money your son has cost me if you were hear I would make you get on your knees and fix it BITCH.
• THINGS I LEARNED FROM WEEK #4:
• Jason Garrett is a terrible game manager. He was just as much to blame as Romo was for Sunday's loss to the Lions. If you know Romo's history and you are aware of whats going on game wise, why the hell are you still running the football. Odds say the more you throw the ball bad things are going to happen. With a 24 point lead in the 3rd quarter now is the time for the headcoach to impart strategy especially with your QB banged up and your offensive line not being a strength of the teams. Run the ball and you not only take time off the clock and shorten the game, but you wear down the other team and take their will and desire away. Jason Garrett the headcoach has to override Jason Garrett the cordinator and the Cowboys win. If your child has a tendency to eat sweets before dinner even though you tell them not too are you going to leave candy and cookies open on the table for them. Romo just wants to make plays and sometimes you have to save him from himself.
• Don't ever tell me headcoaches don't win games. The 49ERS have the same team they have had for years and yet Harbaugh comes in guns a blazing and the culture is completely different in SF. Take away Romo's dramatics and the 49ers are undefeated and being talked about as the suprise team of the year.
• I learned that Mike Martz does know how to run the ball he just doesn't like it. Face it you know longer have the greatest show on turf so running the ball with the defense that you have is the best formula for winning. Forte is your best weapon and mix in play action along with Cutler and that defense and you have a recipe for success. It is all up to Martz or for Love to act like the man in charege and demand Martz to utilize Forte more.
• Not only is this league a copycat league, but things also happen in cycles. If the current trends stays true you are going to have a league that devalues running backs and corners and pays heavy  premiumsfor lineman and QB'S. The Jets, Eagles and Cowboys three teams with no lines and a lot of money invested in corners have struggled so far and the Giants, Ravens, and Titans have succeeded with the change in philosophy.

When are we going to learn that it doesn't matter how well you start a season, but how you finish it that determines your post season success.

•  Brett Farve was correct in his comments that he made about A-Rod. Would you rather play for the Packers or 49ers? A-Rod was handed a Super Bowl quality team instead of a reclamation project that Alex Smith was drafted too. Bret said that he was suprised that A-Rod hadn't won prior to last year, because the team was so talented. I don't have a problem with his comments and neither should you.
• LOW BLOW:
• My low blow goes to Hank Williams Jr and anyone else who believes our President is the enemy. Mutherfucker if you live in this country it doesn't matter what your political affiliation is you need to respect and support the President of the U.S.. I understand why some people want him to fail, because he is black and they never wanted him elected to begin with. Those people I say fuck you and deal with it. It is ok to disagree with the Presidents viewpoints or political agenda, but wanting him to fail or do a bad job only serves to hurt our country dumb ass. Regardless of who the President is I want him or her to do well, because my quality of life is directly or indirectly tied to their success. What do we gain as a nation if the President fucks up? Higher unemployment rates, more people losing their homes, crime rate going up, more taxes, public shools quality rapidly declining, business closings. Yeah that shit sounds like Gotham city or Sodom and Gamora. Not a  place I want to live or raise children in. Choose your words carefully before you go on tv and make and ass out of yourself nextime Hank. For your comments on my President I give you my lowblow award for buffoonary dumb ass.
• I AM OUT LIKE COMMON SENSE AND GOOD JUDGEMENT THE THINGS THAT ROMO AND HANK WILLIAMS JR. WEREN'T BORN WITH.